Reposted by emily🥂shitpost✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 29/07/2025i dont want genAI. i dont want AI music or art or emails or whatever. what i want is for each roomba to have a unique personality 28553108
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 24/07/2025One of the worst people I've ever met will be leaving our store to start a new career when she graduates in January. She's becoming a nurse. 3150
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 23/07/2025If you're a parent who allows your kids to look under the stalls in a public restroom with impunity, you will be first in the re-education camps i swear to high christ. 030
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 21/07/2025in exactly 2 months I will be on my outer banks vacation youtu.be/qm8PGhGTCig?...youtu.be30 Rock: Nags HeadYouTube video by Samuraiiamawry 040
Reposted by emily🥂shitpost🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️⚧️ @samanthak.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Some of you are too young to have heard this joke, so here it goes... So, a dog walks into a tavern and says "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one!" 1136
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostgeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 20/07/2025no it wasn’t and no it didn’t 1035446658
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostd ud e s ro c k @dudesrock.bsky.social · 21/07/2025First they came for the socialists, and I said nothing, because I was very sure they weren't going to come for anyone else. 0361
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Agree with this take 100%. Wife said there's gonna be "I Am In The Epstein Files" for sale at MAGA events soon and I think she's right. They're gonna celebrate it. 531660258
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 19/07/2025just try the LLM dude just do it it's the future it lies and gives you psychosis man if you don't use it you'll get left behind dude 626046
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/07/2025These guys have been throwing random people into gulags without a second thought but they've suddenly rediscovered the concept of presumption of innocence 6356991329
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 20/07/2025The only way anyone should ever agree to be on one of those Jubilee debate videos is if you plan on self immolating on camera. 150
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 20/07/2025question aside, i feel at a deep spiritual level that content such as this us, more than anything else, pornographic. it is pure spectacle reduced into a concentrate. vapid people with no skin in the game of life who are rewarded for being their worst possible selves. it is fundamentally not real. 24984119
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostSKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 20/07/2025If that bitch Dolores says one more thing about my shrimp aspic salad she's getting the 'saw 2647
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/05/2025nathan fielder (narrating): to truly feel the responsibility of airline captains, i needed to pilot the most important plane – air force one. but i couldn’t get the security clearance needed. so i went undercover as a qatari official and convinced the president i was gifting him a luxury boeing 747 92240313
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Hey I finally got bluesky to run on my new phone. 040
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I hate when people call the green m&m the sexy one, they are all sexy 12658106
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostCeej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Every Tesla dealership is now its own country like Vatican city 8115395
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostBlaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Thank you. THIS is the fucking language. Losers. Weirdos. Creeps. Fuck these fascists. If you're not fighting them, you're helping them. 217629
Reposted by emily🥂shitpost🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 05/03/2025The biggest “alf is back, in POG form!” energy I have ever seen in a tech headline 613527
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostMeggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Once again: the fuck do these guys think happens in the girls bathroom? It's pissing, shitting and if there's a drunk white girl, undying devotion. 2426
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostSquillium @squillium.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Jerking off the ballon before blowing it up so it's easier to tie 1174
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostHappy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 25/02/2025If you’re a federal employee and get access to these numbers, please post them publicly so we can flood them. Not sure what else to say here. This sucks 21043
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostdavy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 25/02/2025bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET 626720967
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostBlaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 23/02/2025They live in the galaxy brain of "non violence is inherently a winning and moral strategy" because they were never taught about the fact that non-violent movements have always ONLY succeeded with a parallel militant movement. 839971
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostscorchtheground |[Switchblade FC] 🎨 🔞 @scorchtheground.blacksky.app · 23/02/2025People like this that are seeing Nazis as human are not to be trusted. I cannot trust anyone who affords humanity to evil mfs that see me and mine as subhuman. 11268
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostSage Deviant 🏳️⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 10/01/2025anita bryant sucked oranges 🍊 1246686
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 10/01/2025we didn't deserve her 121
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 31/12/2024If there's one thing about me, it's that I will enthusiastically sing along with Steely Dan's Dirty Work every single time it comes on the playlist at my job. 0111
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/12/2024If you want to use substance use as an insult you can say “Elon smells like he huffs jenkem all day.” Otherwise - and I know it is hard when it comes to a literal white supremacist sex pest - you will have to stick to the dozens of other easy topics that make him unambiguously toady and despicable. 920419
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostIrrationally Calm @direbeard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga” 3556411232
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 26/12/2024My mom gave me my grandma's class ring and bracelet my grandpa gave her in the 60s for Christmas 🥺 1160
