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davy gravy

@tveite.bsky.social
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for some reason it's pronounced "twighty." i do standup and i go to the grocery store and that's basically it. www.davidtveite.com

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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 8h
Getting mad at Joyce Cato Oates for being a snob after cheering all her epic burns is a different form of being a member of the Leopards Eating Faces party. You can’t contain that heat, you can only hope to avoid its gaze.
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 7h
"all books count" ok as what exactly
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 11h
crazy how much palmer luckey looks and acts like a guy named palmer luckey
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 11h
boys are back in town opening guitar riff
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if i were the green bay packers defensive coordinator i would simply tell my guys not to commit a backbreaking penalty every time the other team has a 3rd down
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i love when i see a small business whose signage uses the queens of the stone age font
storefront of guardian games, a store with a green facade and the business name in a spiky font where the letters taper in at the bottomcover of songs for the deaf by queens of the stone age, red field with a black bident on it and the band and album title in the same font
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"sorry but i am simply too busy doing technology business to have ever looked at the front of my own house"
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
godzilla so damn tall i don't know how he's not trippin over his feet all the time
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
(getting heated) um yeah very funny but if you read the book dracula never actually says "bleh"
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm really sad about the death of one of my favorite wikipedia editors so here's a thread of some of the greatest articles he wrote
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
too sour anyway
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
have been taking a short position on the rams the past couple seasons just based on matt stafford being the same age as me. got burned last year but i'm bound to be right eventually.
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
so much of the dialogue from REACHER could be written by presenting a topic to one of your uncles and just writing down the first thing he says about it
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i'm crying
gold plaque with an image of a person in a suit jacket and shirt with top button unbuttoned and no tie. They are wearing elon musk's face as a mask a la leatherface
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
call an ambulance but not for me looking ass
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a lot of people grew up thinking tweety bird was a girl because of his beautiful long eyelashes but i always knew better. keep that in mind when you're talking to me.
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Christopher Y @yates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
showed Sylvia Plath's "Metaphors" to my class today -- a really brilliant little poem, the only that I can think of that uses the concept of metaphor itself as a metaphor (words that are "pregnant" with meaning)
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
before all of this i thought i didn't know any ed sheeran songs, turns out i knew all of them i just didn't think they were real songs?
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
strong pitch!
adam sandler in uncut gems covering his face with his left hand in an expression of anguish

subtitle: "i'm so sad. i'm so fucked up"
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
looks like he's keeping that third frame open for another baby but i think it would be cooler if he put a tasmanian devil in there
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
thought someone in my office was on hold but it was a guy listening to a 1-minute excerpt from vivaldi's four seasons looping on an instagram reel for 45 minutes
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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 15/09/2026
Wow, I have to give Ed Sheeran credit for this new song. The lyrics are pretty powerful.
My name is Ed Sheeran 
And I'm here to say
Neutrality in the face of oppression 
Is A-OK

I'm not rooting for the boot
I'm not rooting for the neck
Where's everyone going
What the motherfuckin heck
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"i'm not complicit! i'm not complicit!!" , i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if y'all could please do me a favor i think i need everything to stop for just a day or two
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I respect my haters and share their concerns
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
all due respect to macklemore but if i'm at an ed sheeran concert the only opener i want to see is a meteor hitting the building
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran headlines football stadiums? damn. good for him. what does he do, play his little songs
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my thing with stephen king is like why does everything have to be scary
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AT&T Stadium reportedly is one of the venues that opposed Macklemore being on Ed Sheeran's bill. Worth noting that AT&T is hosting Kanye West in November.
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
fuck yeah i'm getting attack ads about how marie gluesenkamp perez is a radical left winger
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
be nice to each other we're all we've got out here
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
someone brought their baby to the mt eerie show man how sad is this baby
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When all of the worst fucking people you have *ever* seen are transphobic, being pro-trans is a huge way of indicating that you actually might disagree with them. Dem centrists, by constantly trying to throw trans people into the woodchipper too, indicate how much they agree with these freaks.
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i know that capitalism can constrain your horizons somewhat but if i thought that ai was going to kill all of us i think i would probably quit my job at the ai company and go work at a store or something.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
he's just a little guy
american traditional tattoo of a bat in flight. he's a fuzzy lil guy and his mouth is open so you can see his tiny little fangs
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The Hosewater Sommelier @fullykrausened.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Never forget
It's ya boy Eldertiktok
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
crazy to think that it's only been a year since charlie kirk died and i already don't know who that is
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
we gotta go back to football is just sunday and monday can someone introduce a bill in congress or something
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
not trying to victim blame but just sayin you never see this happen to the butthole surfers www.engadget.com/2254419/muse...
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Muse, the band, lost its social media handles to Muse, Meta's new AI agent - Engadget
The exact circumstances surrounding the changes aren't clear, but Meta execs have accidentally tagged the band instead of their AI agent.
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the number of 9/11 victims' families that have signed that petition for zohran not to come to the remembrance ceremony seems implausible but there was a guy named families georg who worked on the 90th floor of the north tower. he had over 100,000 families and they were all pretty racist.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I do have a litmus test for my candidates now and it's that I want them to be genuinely pissed off, not pretend pissed off
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
never tell anyone what you're praying for, way too easy for them to pray for the opposite and cancel it out.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if your viziers are scheming i feel bad for you son
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if you can think of a better way to deal with trauma then i'd like to hear it
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The new documentary reminds me how Theranos board should have been a case study in both the fecklessness of tech boards and government big dogs, but all the post-implosion scrutiny focused on the weird lady.
Notable Board MembersElizabeth Holmes: Founder, CEO, and board chairwoman.Henry Kissinger: Former U.S. Secretary of State.George Shultz: Former U.S. Secretary of State.James N. Mattis: Retired Marine Corps four-star general and later U.S. Secretary of Defense.William Perry: Former U.S. Secretary of Defense.Sam Nunn: Former U.S. Senator.William Foege: Former director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).Richard Kovacevich: Former CEO of Wells Fargo.Sunny Balwani: President and COO of Theranos.David Boies: Attorney and outside legal counsel for the company.Fabrizio Bonanni: Former executive vice president at Amgen.Daniel Warmenhoven: Former CEO of NetApp
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
man the drum production on dinosaur jr records always sounds so fuckin good
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
To promote record, I offer you a Slavic Country version of Fugazi's Waiting Room
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
steve ballmer built all those toilets because he was gonna need a place to put the future of his nba franchise
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