Reposted by davy gravyCooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 8hGetting mad at Joyce Cato Oates for being a snob after cheering all her epic burns is a different form of being a member of the Leopards Eating Faces party. You can’t contain that heat, you can only hope to avoid its gaze. 958140
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 11hcrazy how much palmer luckey looks and acts like a guy named palmer luckey 040
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if i were the green bay packers defensive coordinator i would simply tell my guys not to commit a backbreaking penalty every time the other team has a 3rd down 011
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i love when i see a small business whose signage uses the queens of the stone age font 020
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"sorry but i am simply too busy doing technology business to have ever looked at the front of my own house" 011
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026godzilla so damn tall i don't know how he's not trippin over his feet all the time 170
Reposted by davy gravydavy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 02/09/2025(getting heated) um yeah very funny but if you read the book dracula never actually says "bleh" 0121
Reposted by davy gravydepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm really sad about the death of one of my favorite wikipedia editors so here's a thread of some of the greatest articles he wrote 81659312
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026have been taking a short position on the rams the past couple seasons just based on matt stafford being the same age as me. got burned last year but i'm bound to be right eventually. 000
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026so much of the dialogue from REACHER could be written by presenting a topic to one of your uncles and just writing down the first thing he says about it 180
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026a lot of people grew up thinking tweety bird was a girl because of his beautiful long eyelashes but i always knew better. keep that in mind when you're talking to me. 020
Reposted by davy gravyChristopher Y @yates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026showed Sylvia Plath's "Metaphors" to my class today -- a really brilliant little poem, the only that I can think of that uses the concept of metaphor itself as a metaphor (words that are "pregnant" with meaning) 021
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026before all of this i thought i didn't know any ed sheeran songs, turns out i knew all of them i just didn't think they were real songs? 230
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026looks like he's keeping that third frame open for another baby but i think it would be cooler if he put a tasmanian devil in there 181
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026thought someone in my office was on hold but it was a guy listening to a 1-minute excerpt from vivaldi's four seasons looping on an instagram reel for 45 minutes 030
Reposted by davy gravyJesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 15/09/2026Wow, I have to give Ed Sheeran credit for this new song. The lyrics are pretty powerful. 1144
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"i'm not complicit! i'm not complicit!!" , i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob 030
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026if y'all could please do me a favor i think i need everything to stop for just a day or two 030
Reposted by davy gravydonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I respect my haters and share their concerns 101186269
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026all due respect to macklemore but if i'm at an ed sheeran concert the only opener i want to see is a meteor hitting the building 07415
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ed sheeran headlines football stadiums? damn. good for him. what does he do, play his little songs 061
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026my thing with stephen king is like why does everything have to be scary 040
Reposted by davy gravygwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026AT&T Stadium reportedly is one of the venues that opposed Macklemore being on Ed Sheeran's bill. Worth noting that AT&T is hosting Kanye West in November. 231700551
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026fuck yeah i'm getting attack ads about how marie gluesenkamp perez is a radical left winger 010
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026someone brought their baby to the mt eerie show man how sad is this baby 100
Reposted by davy gravyPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026When all of the worst fucking people you have *ever* seen are transphobic, being pro-trans is a huge way of indicating that you actually might disagree with them. Dem centrists, by constantly trying to throw trans people into the woodchipper too, indicate how much they agree with these freaks. 102231529
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i know that capitalism can constrain your horizons somewhat but if i thought that ai was going to kill all of us i think i would probably quit my job at the ai company and go work at a store or something. 170
Reposted by davy gravyThe Hosewater Sommelier @fullykrausened.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Never forget 0509
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026crazy to think that it's only been a year since charlie kirk died and i already don't know who that is 040
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026we gotta go back to football is just sunday and monday can someone introduce a bill in congress or something 070
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026not trying to victim blame but just sayin you never see this happen to the butthole surfers www.engadget.com/2254419/muse...engadget.comMuse, the band, lost its social media handles to Muse, Meta's new AI agent - EngadgetThe exact circumstances surrounding the changes aren't clear, but Meta execs have accidentally tagged the band instead of their AI agent. 0122
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the number of 9/11 victims' families that have signed that petition for zohran not to come to the remembrance ceremony seems implausible but there was a guy named families georg who worked on the 90th floor of the north tower. he had over 100,000 families and they were all pretty racist. 060
Reposted by davy gravyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I do have a litmus test for my candidates now and it's that I want them to be genuinely pissed off, not pretend pissed off 375684768
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026never tell anyone what you're praying for, way too easy for them to pray for the opposite and cancel it out. 140
Reposted by davy gravybig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 216167654232
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026if you can think of a better way to deal with trauma then i'd like to hear it 011
Reposted by davy gravySchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The new documentary reminds me how Theranos board should have been a case study in both the fecklessness of tech boards and government big dogs, but all the post-implosion scrutiny focused on the weird lady. 2049096
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026man the drum production on dinosaur jr records always sounds so fuckin good 020
Reposted by davy gravyHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/09/2026To promote record, I offer you a Slavic Country version of Fugazi's Waiting Room 19758146
davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026steve ballmer built all those toilets because he was gonna need a place to put the future of his nba franchise 000