Reposted by emily🥂shitpost✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 29/07/2025i dont want genAI. i dont want AI music or art or emails or whatever. what i want is for each roomba to have a unique personality 28553108
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 24/07/2025She once threatened to sue one of our timekeepers because she put her own time in wrong and they didn't catch it fast enough for her 150
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 24/07/2025She listens to Joe Rogan on her Bluetooth earpiece all day (which means she doesn't hear a lot of important stuff). And her gay son graduated hs a month ago and one day later quit his job here and moved in with his boyfriend. He was a great kid, I miss him. 160
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 24/07/2025One of the worst people I've ever met will be leaving our store to start a new career when she graduates in January. She's becoming a nurse. 3150
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 23/07/2025If you're a parent who allows your kids to look under the stalls in a public restroom with impunity, you will be first in the re-education camps i swear to high christ. 030
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 21/07/2025in exactly 2 months I will be on my outer banks vacation youtu.be/qm8PGhGTCig?...youtu.be30 Rock: Nags HeadYouTube video by Samuraiiamawry 040
Reposted by emily🥂shitpost🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️⚧️ @samanthak.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Some of you are too young to have heard this joke, so here it goes... So, a dog walks into a tavern and says "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one!" 1136
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostgeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 20/07/2025no it wasn’t and no it didn’t 1045447657
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostd ud e s ro c k @dudesrock.bsky.social · 21/07/2025First they came for the socialists, and I said nothing, because I was very sure they weren't going to come for anyone else. 0361
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Agree with this take 100%. Wife said there's gonna be "I Am In The Epstein Files" for sale at MAGA events soon and I think she's right. They're gonna celebrate it. 531660258
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 19/07/2025just try the LLM dude just do it it's the future it lies and gives you psychosis man if you don't use it you'll get left behind dude 626046
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/07/2025These guys have been throwing random people into gulags without a second thought but they've suddenly rediscovered the concept of presumption of innocence 6356991329
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 20/07/2025The only way anyone should ever agree to be on one of those Jubilee debate videos is if you plan on self immolating on camera. 150
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostSKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 20/07/2025If that bitch Dolores says one more thing about my shrimp aspic salad she's getting the 'saw 2647
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 20/07/2025But being straightforward is so much more satisfying 010
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I would never lie about bizarre luxury items 010
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I have officially been kicked off of the nazi website for telling too many people to k*ll th******** 290
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/05/2025nathan fielder (narrating): to truly feel the responsibility of airline captains, i needed to pilot the most important plane – air force one. but i couldn’t get the security clearance needed. so i went undercover as a qatari official and convinced the president i was gifting him a luxury boeing 747 92240313
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Excuse me, da father, da son and Wrigley Field. 020
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 08/05/2025In the name of the father, the son and Wringley Field 120
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Hey I finally got bluesky to run on my new phone. 040
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I hate when people call the green m&m the sexy one, they are all sexy 12658106
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostCeej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Every Tesla dealership is now its own country like Vatican city 8115395
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Thank you. THIS is the fucking language. Losers. Weirdos. Creeps. Fuck these fascists. If you're not fighting them, you're helping them. 217629
Reposted by emily🥂shitpost🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 05/03/2025The biggest “alf is back, in POG form!” energy I have ever seen in a tech headline 613527
emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 05/03/2025The first time I ever saw them irl my mind was totally blown. I always thought they were stylized bones. Which I guess they kind of are. 020
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostMeggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Once again: the fuck do these guys think happens in the girls bathroom? It's pissing, shitting and if there's a drunk white girl, undying devotion. 2426
Reposted by emily🥂shitpostSquillium @squillium.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Jerking off the ballon before blowing it up so it's easier to tie 1174
