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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
What up brothers I made shrimp and grits
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Jasper Munch Sack
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Go home Prada, you're drunk
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
new pope is gonna sound like this
SNL's classic Chicago Superfans sketch.

Da bears motherfuckers
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Who up chopping they frills
Retail package of Looney Toons style chop frills
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Trimspa era Anna Nicole Smith in a black leather catsuit, straddling a big ol motorcycle in front of a mom and pop restaurant with a sign that reads "BIG DADDY'S DRIVE-THRU"

It's a great picture. She was a goddess.
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
1948 Hillsville High School class ring in a jewelry box, and a chunky gold and sapphire bracelet.
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Also I keep forgetting Paul Reubens is dead. 💔 Because now it's definitely him. Since he's dead.
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Harris Glenn Milstead aka Divine out of drag
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
The Ronettes sitting on a snow capped wooden fence, wearing mini-skirted santa suits and white go-go boots.
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I fucking love Laura Dern.
Still on a TV of Laura Dern as Renata in season 2 of Big Little Lies, pointing her finger to her husband (off camera) behind prison plexiglass and yelling "I will not not be rich."
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Jackpot Motel sign from the Vegas Neon Museum
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Teensy kitten tchotchke holding a full size cigarette. It looks ridiculous and huge and is very cute.
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
French Onion HeluvaGood! Gazpacho
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Part of the old Moulin Rouge sign at nighttime from the Neon Museum in Las Vegas
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I wish I had the kind of fat girl rizz that would allow me to pull off something like this. Maybe someday. I know exactly how I'd style it, but I've yet to find the confidence.
A floral knee length quilted puffy dress. Looks kinda mod-ish. Very cute.
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Google ai thinks it's cute
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Bjork saying "it is Christmas time and I'm been sitting here by my tv"
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
@melbeast.bsky.social look at dem babies!!
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I have to shampoo my carpet, build a vanity, bed frame/headboard, 2 nightstands and a dresser by Monday.
50s fashion show photo of a gigantic couture hat where it looks like her head is an oyster but u can kinda see her face thru the mouth
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Redecorating my room on my vacation. Starting to feel cute, but also all the furniture is showing up at the same time and it's stressing me out.
Cute sad kitty with a pointy princess hat
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
❄️❄️❄️❄️
Ronnie Spector reading sheet music for "Frosty the Snow Man"
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Last Easter I saved this rando lamb cake fail image because it looks exactly like my Maltese when he wakes up from a nap.
Easter lamb cake someone posted somewhere. Sloppy and kinda lopsided and looks exactly like my sleepy puppy
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Jayne Mansfield evaluating pineapples in a supermarket, wearing a sequined black gown and holding an adorable puppy
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This is basically the highest compliment I can pay a pop star
Screenshot of my twitter quote tweeting a video of Sabrina Carpenter's Christmas special saying "This feels so Jenna Maroney coded"
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Which one of yall
Daily Mail screenshot: "a sick tribute appeared outside the New York City hotel where UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was gunned down by an assassin on Wednesday. 


A balloon with a sign taped to it reading 'CEO DOWN' over the image of a smiling star and party poppers was found outside the Hilton Hotel in Midtown Manhattan after Thompson, 50, was gunned down there Wednesday morning."
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
We can all just graze forever
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Inside me are 2 messy bitches
Screenshot of 2 posts I reskeeted
1st: user @sorryhat.bsky.social: "Yall gotta start screen capping before you quote skeet and block. I need the juicy details."
2nd: user @tallbart.com "It's probably good you can't click to view blocked tweets anyway because I can't fucking help myself"
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I love him so much.
Brilliant character actor Jeff Hiller expressing and exasperated shrug, clearly very distraught with the caption "(confused sob)"
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Duolingo needs to fuckin chill
Duolingo notification with the headline "You're scaring me..."
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
When I first read that, her Pic didn't load on my phone and my mind immediately thought of the drag queen Stacey Matthews like "I guess she did a heel turn?"
Drag queen Stacey Layne Matthews
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Oh fuck you
Ad for Pop Culture Jeopardy hosted by stupid punchable Colin Jost :(
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Wow, Muppet History, we really can't have just like good nice things on social media huh
Sex pest muppet who SAd Titus on Kimmy Schmidt's #metoo storyline
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Its not when she don't, people
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Tim Bagley, I love when you show up.
American character actor Tim Bagley
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Pulling on the ol' cop slappin gloves
Legendary glamorous cop slapper Zsa Zsa Gabor wearing all pink, including baby pink opera length gloves
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Great job Google AI
"AI Overview

John Waters played a crooked used car salesman in the 1986 film Dreamland, directed by Jonathan Demme. The movie also stars Jeff Daniels and Melanie Griffith."

The movie is Something Wild
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Greatest small part casting: John Waters as a used car salesman in Johnathan Demme's perfect Something Wild (1986)
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Who up choppin they frills
A bag of chop frills
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Farmhouse aesthetic, live laugh love ass cathedral
Notre Dame before; coolNotre Dame after; booooooooo
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Beau met Santa
The cutest little Maltese baby boy on Santa's lap
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Ig reels screenshot of white woman with red framed spectacles drinking something with thetext: "3 things I REFUSE to apologize for after being held hostage for 93 days by pirates in Somalia"
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Little Edie "I'm going righting the other room with the cats where I'll be happy"
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
No self a fucking wareness at all
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Every time I try edibles I stay at this first part. I dunno why. My stomach has an anti edible enzyme. V disappointing
These edibles ain't shit meme with SpongeBob lookin all fucked up riding his own tongue as the "after" image
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Dan Aykroyd ghostbusters cigarette lip
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Mfw googling hyperstitious infohazard
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emily🥂shitpost @stefcomedyjam.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Worked 5 am to 5 pm yesterday and missed supper
Bobby Hill, "thanks for nothing" table
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