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![People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.
It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose.
[picture of a propane tank on a bike]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreif3no63lco3fejpej2gb76afebbshllpkn4mt4hyg2rytwicoqdmm)
