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The 57th Governor of New Jersey

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have received $100 from Kathy Hochul
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
San Marino fan account
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88’ Goal Belarus. This is total bullshit.

🇧🇾[4]-0🇸🇲 #blrSMR
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve given it a lot of thought and when Henry sees Ron’s dick and falls backwards into the shelves in the AVN Awards episode of Party Down is the funniest television moment of this century
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Keenun/Foles matchup resulted in this youtube.com/shorts/OD-1-...
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Happy Eagles Play The Vikings Day To You And Yours! | USP #shorts
YouTube video by Underground Sports Philadelphia
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 17
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
have no idea what people mean when they talk about a “flow state.” closest thing i can imagine is that moment when you stop caring how much you’re charging to your credit card
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That’s whats up
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026
[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Love that the next big thing in American soccer is a Matteo Guendouzi-style brain dead anger problem guy
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So sick www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5dQ...
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Maniac (1980) 35MM Re-Cut- Shotgun Scene. Unrated
YouTube video by Anonymous
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In one of the great, sweaty New York movies, Maniac, Tom Savini shot a replica of his own head full of shrimp dip and cabbage through the windshield of a car with a live round from a shotgun. Best in the business.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
you have to have a 90db, poisonous AI data center next to your town's elementary school so that your boss's boss can generate a podcast that talks about him
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
(joe rogan 2014) Dr. Tim Goofly: Actually Joe, we've found a species of mushroom that can communicate with other fungi several miles away. It's a sort of neural network. (joe rogan 2026) Buck Bennet, CEO .50 Cal Coffee LLC: I wouldn't let a guatemalan onto my property.
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This happened to me! He killed that cemetery caretaker in New Jersey and because I was in New Jersey, and went to my grandmother’s house after school near a cemetery, I knew I was next.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 28/07/2026
only donald trump could deliver the eulogy graham deserves
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦: 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘞𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 is the fifth entry in the 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 series and a soft reboot of the franchise following 2019’s 𝘔𝘺 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦’𝘴 𝘏𝘢𝘺𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦, a critical darling that nevertheless disappointed at the box office. It is the first movie to feature actors pretending to be other people
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You’re giving him too much credit. This is not a deliberate lie, he’s misremembering an MTV Rock N’ Jock special from 1997 because his brain turned into dog puke.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He called it
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Supercritical mass time
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.
It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose.


[picture of a propane tank on a bike]
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Guided By Voices lyrics @gbvlyrics.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
GBV - Same Place the Fly Got Smashed GBV - Propeller GBV - Vampire On Titus GBV - Bee Thousand GBV - Alien Lanes GBV - Tonics and Twisted Chasers GBV - Under the Bushes Under the Stars GBV - Mag Earwhig! GBV - Do the Collapse
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Jonathan Davis of Korn sings an orchestral version of Freak On a Leash
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Dog Day Afternoon also very sweaty
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The people had fun
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I love you Bukayo Saka
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Mercury Villager Minivan Lease Bonus Ad CBS/WOIO 19 1997-02-19 : 8s
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 15/07/2026
Xeni Jardin (with pink hair and glasses) speech bubble meme (it sounds like homie what set you from)
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Awful lol
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I went to college with her and I swear this is just how she talks
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Armen Bahadourian works for a company called ParkPlace Cali. Their phone number is 818-815-9713.
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I've been a fan for 20 years but going out to get a coffee before Arsenal is a cherished weekend routine. I feel like I couldn't love it as much at night because there would always be competing priorities. Saturday mornings are a holy time.
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Killing 168 school girls is the same as when someone microwaves fish in the break room it's true
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I don’t think Elizabeth Warren will see my reply to her eulogy for Lindsay Graham but I feel a responsibility to increase the overall number of negative replies
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Pathetic. Leave public life so that a more serious person can start fixing the things you lacked the courage to confront.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
To be successful at soccer America just needs to produce their own Erling Haaland. This could prove to be difficult because it has not been previously been accomplished by Spain, England, Brazil, Argentina, France, Portugal, Germany, Croatia, Morocco, Belgium, Mexico, Colombia, or The Netherlands.
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I read this to my girlfriend and she was shocked because her brother's friend would prank call people doing that bit and she always thought it was original material
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i was prank called by Mitch McConnell today. he adopted an offensive Indian accent to disguise his voice and began to insist that my daughter had kicked his dog, then verbally abused me when i denied this
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
this is cinema
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s true that the French team is not actually French. Michael Olise is English, for example.
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We hired a guy famous for underachieving
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Crushing loss. I don’t even know if I’ll have it in me to see what kind of hilarious shit James Corden and his guests get up to now.
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Never come back
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Christian Pulisic retire bitch. I don’t want to see your ass on a McDonalds cup ever again you fucking zero.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Afghanistan, April 2004
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Slot Machine Techniques @steakstromboli.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We are awful again but it was a nice little run
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