Reposted by John Stange
FRODO: They're called "chastity cages".
SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad.
GOLLUM: We won't wear it!
SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE.
GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA