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sporeragnarok.bsky.social

@sporeragnarok.bsky.social
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Canadian, mid twenties, you may have seen my single post to substack

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ceej @ceej.online · 06/09/2024
Hey, it’s great to meet you! I actually kind of have a thing for older women. :) No, I don’t mind kids, how many do you have? Oh, wow. No, not at all, the more the merrier. What do you mean your living situation is complicated? A shoe, you say. Huh. Well, what’s your philosophy on child discipline
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dante @dante.cool · 05/05/2026
HAN SOLO: Hell, I never would have flown a spaceship if it wasn't for the daring exploits of Ben Quadinaros, famed podracer... He inspired all of us kids back on Corellia. LEIA (NODDING): Yes, I also know and love Ben Quadinaros. The boy, Han... let's name the boy after him
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
numerous posts by brick about how we should be giving ever woman one hand grenade per month and qualified immunity
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Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I used to think it's bizarre that all our greatest artists these days are high-concept goofballs who are also capable of deeply profound poetry, but I guess that's the way it's always been
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/02/2026
Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A rare point of agreement between us and Lucius Cornelius Sulla.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
women kissing
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
Stop krumping. You aren’t taking couples therapy seriously
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Alan @gammacounter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve seen about 9 posts of that new cat that was discovered in Bolivia and I’m still not tired of seeing it
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
ANDRE: And it was transcendent. Nintendo’s ever done anything like it. Wally, you’ll love it, assuming it’s ever released of course. WALLACE: That’s incredible. Incredible. [PAUSE] What other games did your uncle show you? [WAITER BRINGS THE WINE]
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sporeragnarok.bsky.social @sporeragnarok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yaoi Andropov
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Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Real French in Quebec
Delusional cosplayers in France
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It’s me and I’m chewing on the arm of my glasses to look thoughtful
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I hate it when they call me a biter. I have a vast and rich interior life. I am not defined by my biting
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BOOtolo Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
my gf was trying to gas me up and told my 9yo "your dad is one of the smartest people I know" and she deadpanned "you need to meet more people" crushed both of us with 6 words like Hemingway
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sporeragnarok.bsky.social @sporeragnarok.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
GUY SEEING 9999 FIREFLIES: this is fine. Normal, believable number of fireflies
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All the Fauci stuff is a modern day version of the POW/MIA stuff after Vietnam - a way to try to rewrite the history of a huge failure of conservative ideology to be instead a story about how liberals and foreigners stabbed us in the back.
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster
William Howard Taft campaign poster, 1908

Floating head, with “BILL” in huge letters
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sporeragnarok.bsky.social @sporeragnarok.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Having a history degree will have you doing dumb shit like googling "German stalanist with the hat" and finding the exact photo of the correct guy
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sporeragnarok.bsky.social @sporeragnarok.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I like calling bluesky tweets skeets because that implies that they're being blasted out of the sky for sport which is what most of them deserve
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 11/07/2026
Dragon Age 2: The Director's Cut.
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sporeragnarok.bsky.social @sporeragnarok.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
*jowelly voice* chat am I crooked
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sporeragnarok.bsky.social @sporeragnarok.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The death of Mitch McConnell has lost the USMNT the mandate of heaven
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Shiny Skunk ✨🦨 🔜 FurPoc @shinyluvdisc.gay · 02/07/2026
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
British children’s tv character, Mr. Blobby
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sporeragnarok.bsky.social @sporeragnarok.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Imagine explaining the phrase "Daddy is beekeeping age" to Sylvia Plath
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Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge.
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sporeragnarok.bsky.social @sporeragnarok.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Carthago delenda estrogen? Has anyone done that yet?
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
okay so my cat can burst into a room and randomly meow at the top of her lungs and everyone says it’s cute but when *I* do it, suddenly it’s all, “wow you’re really neurodivergent huh” and “please stop you socially undeveloped cretin”
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sporeragnarok.bsky.social @sporeragnarok.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Groundhog day 2: it's like groundhog Day all over again
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 18/06/2026
Capitulation at Versailles (disambiguation)
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sporeragnarok.bsky.social @sporeragnarok.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I like my oil like I like my women: sweet crude and heavy
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/06/2026
always complete this checklist before leaving the house
sign reading

IS IT HOT?
DOES IT LOOK GOOD?
ARE YOU PROUD
TO SERVE IT?
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Mia Mulder @miamulder.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Paralives is fun because it's the only sims-like game that can accurately portray gangly tall trans women
A paralives character made to look like Mia Mulder, standing on train tracksA paralives character made to look like Mia Mulder, standing next to a man visibly shorter than herA paralives character made to look like Mia Mulder, standing next to a normal height sink that's too low down for her height
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Lily('s no determination) @emotionengineps2.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You tell em Jacob
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Seems unfair that the funniest host in SNL history also gets to be the first trillionaire.
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John Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
So annoying — getting William the Conqueror's emails again
Gmail message from Kobo with subject line "Congrats on finishing The Anglo-Saxons"
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sporeragnarok.bsky.social @sporeragnarok.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
ACAB Includes Paul Refereeno
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sporeragnarok.bsky.social @sporeragnarok.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Me every four months on this Lord forsaken app: heck ya get em Harry Turtledove
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
BLOGGER WHO HAS NEVER HELD A REAL JOB: you bitches sound just like human reources
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/06/2026
we are the daughters of the hoes you couldn't scare
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sporeragnarok.bsky.social @sporeragnarok.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Freddy got five guysed
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sporeragnarok.bsky.social @sporeragnarok.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I like my twinks like I like my pauses Pregnant
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 01/06/2026
I can think of clearer terms for "anti-diversity stance." They starts with "r" and "s" and end with "ism."
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 01/06/2026
google chrome search bar, with the letters A and R having been typed in; the following (in order) are the autofill suggestions: "Arabic and North African blade types", "are emo boys evil", and "are emo boys real"
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
In ancient times Scythian transgender priestesses used to drink horse piss as a form of HRT. That’s why for Trans Pride I’m partnering with Strongbow Original Cider
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
them: the lore for elder scrolls is so deep and meaningful 😍 maiq the liar: me and my friends would've killed frodo baggins with hammers i can tell you that much
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