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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛

@farahnazrishi.bsky.social
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philly-based author, audie & sovas nominated voice actor, miserable pile of secrets ✨ agent: hannah bowman she/they 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇰🍉 linktr.ee/farahnazrishi

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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if i ever had kids, i’d want to name them something really unique. like Ambien. Or Lexapro 💚
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the millennial versus gen z wars feels like watching a worm and a slug duke it out for supremacy
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it was a little touch and go there for a sec, but she’s going to be okay 💚
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my dog is at the ER getting x-rays so of course i’m eating toast at midnight while trying not to have a menty b.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay cool so this next book is basically Dragon Age: Origins, but Indo-Islamic fantasy focusing on a villainess.
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i just don’t like my music sounding like it was written by someone who’s excited to lead HOA meetings
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when i say “go birds” i also mean pigeons, like, generally
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sometimes i think about how cool it would be to try my hand at writing IP for a beloved video game series or something, but then i see how all the women/queer/bipoc authors who do get mercilessly dunked on (to say the least).
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a potential Glee reboot is proof that God has abandoned us
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
man i love my friends. friends are so cool. 10/10 highly recommend.
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i highly recommend reading this article (or just reading about it elsewhere). i’m just so sad about the rise of (fascist) purity culture that alienates good, well-meaning efforts. jfc. www.bostonglobe.com/2026/09/22/m...
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A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston Globe
Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead.
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hey yall it’s human KIND, not human MEAN 😭
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i have been sick for over a week so let this be a reminder to get your flu vaccine because godDAMN this sucks
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i’m glad mind reading isn’t a thing because then people would know my brain is like, “what if the Creative Act, namely any act of artistic creation, is a kind of lovemaking: an internal release of energy that seeks new external form?” to “i want cheezits” in a span of seconds
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
had to edit a sex scene in my own manuscript. i have never done anything more embarrassing in my life
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i simply cannot carry enough hate in my body for all those who deserve it. —a poem about 2026
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“The bottom is just the top on the other side” is something my husband said today. (When I had to dig for the scoop inside a jug of protein powder.)
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
for YEARS my best friend and i have argued about pandas. she’s a big fan, whereas i’m bitter about how many precious resources have been used on them that imho would be better allocated on other species. last night we learned that her last name translates to… “Person who lives near bamboo.”
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
telling someone you saw something that reminded you of them is my favorite kind of platonic foreplay like yes, tell me more about how you thought of me randomly during your busy day so i can hug you and also maybe cry a little
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i remember after 9/11, some of my classmates asked me if osama bin laden was my father and instead of getting angry about their racism, i just said “…uh no, but he is my uncle.” thankfully they did not bother me again.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It’s 9/11 eve, don’t forget to racially profile yourself and put out those little three ounce bottles of shampoo for TSA Santa
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i think at this point, FODMAPs fear *me*
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i pretend to be Strong Bad whenever i open my emails and this brings me great joy
Strong Bad opening his emails on an ancient computer. Probably singing something like “Email, email, what what, the email~”
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
help, i feel joy for the first time in months
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ocarina of Time, oh my GOD
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
did you know that if you get stressed enough, your NOSE HAIR starts to turn white????
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you’re in the Philly/tristate area and you’re looking for a pup, I have just the fella for you! Our sweetheart foster pup is looking for a forever home 💚 (Shares appreciated!)
A poster featuring our foster dog Cricket, a white German shepherd/lab/pittie mix who is about 5-6 months old.
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My husband and I driving to the vet to check our dog’s mysterious lumps: Me: And who knows! It might not be cancer! It could be nothing! Stephen: Yeah, we always worry for nothing! It could be totally fine. *A hearse and funeral procession suddenly drive by* Us: ……
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
sad to announce that i believe i was recently cursed by a witch to never have enough spoons when i need them
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
a poem about anxiety: oh my god the overly-enthusiastic giant spider that i thought was crawling straight for me was actually just lint.
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i’m like if a porter robinson song became sentient
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Kevin passed about an hour ago. The time to find his cats a home IS now, and I'm not one step closer to finding it. Please, friends.
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
my cat ran into an open door (she is fine) which closed it, and then she seemed deeply offended that SOMEONE shut the door on her
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
my author goal isn’t to become new york times bestseller. unfortunately, my author goal is practically impossible to achieve, and only ONE other author has managed it. and that’s naomi novik, co-founder of ao3. there is truly no better goal than cofounding something like ao3!!!!
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
today i learned that different crow populations have regional dialects. this means that the crows outside my house probably have Philly accents.
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MICHAEL HIGHAM @brazyazn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
everyday when i wake up
screenshot from kingdom hearts 2, “That’s right! Today is the day for the Struggle”
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i was feeling rebellion and bit into a kitkat the wrong way. it didn’t feel good. i feel like i need to apologize to the universe.
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i know copyedits are killing me because i just spent several minutes staring at the word “which” and wondering why it looked so weird
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
we’ve been fostering a german shepherd mix, and my dog, a senior whippet mix who is a quarter his size, is determined to beat his ass 😭 (we keep them separated for their safety but also i’m lowkey impressed by our dog’s chutzpah)
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i love that a whole new generation is getting into kingdom hearts for the first time 🥺
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i’m not big on horoscopes but i distinctly remember hearing a bunch of online psychics claiming that Aquarius’s were going to have an incredible year and that has yet to happen so if you’re a disappointed Aquarius please join my class action lawsuit where i will be suing every higher power
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i know as a country we are royally fucked because i keep finding new amazing musicians it’s like the early 2000s again baby
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Our Native Plant Project has distributed 25,000 packets of free native plant seeds from 2025-2026. We're able to do this thanks to 100s of hours of volunteer labor. Over 200 people helped! Our venue isn't able to donate space this year, so I need to find sponsors! givebutter.com/native-plant...
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Native Plant Project 2027
By Skype a Scientist
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Muslim leftists winning elections has broken the brains of many centrists and liberals who had managed to mostly hide their Islamophobia for years
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
being a muslim in america is very, very exhausting.
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
me: growing up we never used mayo. only cool whip. because mom thought it was healthier. stephen (texting frantically because he still cannot speak): cool whip???? uh, cool whip is not something people normally use as a replacement for mayonnaise… me: ??? me: oh my god i meant miracle whip
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
unfortunately i do not trust people who say “we need president obama back 😔” but unfortunately this website is full of them
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farah naz rishi 🐦‍⬛ @farahnazrishi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i keep trying to buy more pollinator seeds but a lot of the websites that sell them are completely sold out. little reminders that there are so many other people who are doing everything they can to make the world a better place.
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