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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 11h

I know he looks and sounds and is old and slow and demented but sometimes the big guy can still reach back and bring the heat

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12h

with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Deshaun dedicated his play tonight to The Cornell 7

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"also did you know pedophile has a ph not an f? saying that word for years and I never realized. you know who would find this funny is my good friend the late great Jeff Epstein"

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

as a fan of a different NL east team, im not rooting for the Phillies or the Braves but for a secret 3rd outcome that makes both fan bases miserable (rooting for the Phillies)

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

from now on anyone who posts "enjoy the camps" has to pay for someone to go to this summer camp

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

and if you feel like you've had a little too much caffeine and are getting jittery? Boom! That's when our good friend cigarettes takes us to nicotine town.

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

let's remember some guys i thought would be hall of famers based on the 2005 playoffs

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Joel Pinckney @jpinckney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There are ways to both engage with the challenges facing readers and reading today while also rejecting this kind of triumphal doomerism; the booksellers I spoke with for this piece are exemplars of that. Maybe you'd like to read this today instead?

defector.com

What Do Booksellers Make Of “The End Of Reading”? | Defector

If you haven’t yet encountered the cover story for the August issue of The Atlantic, I have some bad news to share: “The End of Reading Is Here.” It’s an intentionally provocative headline for a sligh...

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

as a fan of a different NL east team, im not rooting for the Phillies or the Braves but for a secret 3rd outcome that makes both fan bases miserable (rooting for the Phillies)

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if we had an all trans army the straight of Hormuz would be open rn just sayin

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it's important to show that he's still strong, so he'll need to speak for hours at a time and should definitely not wear a coat as it starts getting colder

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

imho this stems from a belief that Criminals is a class of people that can be defined and identified separate from being convicted for breaking a law. It makes sense to me that "Deporting criminal illegal immigrants" would resonate with some immigrants, bc they are only focused on the 2nd word

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A good case that this man’s selfish short-sightedness set us on path to where we are today. Excruciating insights on the wreckage of a legacy.

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The reviews are in and 3 is too many wild card teams

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

we have left ourselves vulnerable to China developing superduperintelligence

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

this man could never be chopped in a way that matters

Jalen Hurts in a purple suit looking like if the Joker was Crazy Sexy instead of just crazy

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the platonic ideal of a post from someone with #GenX and #Socialist in their bio doesn't exi...

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

lots of people get Wife School confused with Wife Academy, but WA is actually out in the suburbs near Villanova

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"i invited my colleagues to the sex party hosted by people into CNC" is one of those fake sexual harassment training scenarios that's supposed to be easy to understand why it's wrong

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was surprised by the news that the Wallet Inspector had just come into some money, as he had just inspected my wallet and now my credit cards are maxed out. coincidence??

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026

All my Phillies fan friends are so mad their team won the game to hold onto their spot in the postseason, what a beautiful city of normal people.

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

war eagle

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Happy Stanislav Petrov day! He saved the world from nuclear annihilation on this day in 1983. My freshman year in college would have been so much worse without his courage.🧵

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Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A woman was drugged, raped, and sexually trafficked to members of a fraternity. Two of the men involved were expelled. Five were given the opportunity to mitigate suspension by *writing an essay.* The dozens of other men who knew this was happening and said nothing? You already know the answer.

cornellsun.com

EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will

The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Canada, I realize things are stressful now but that's no reason to commit suicide

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

James talrico will use tax dollars to trans the children and then save tax dollars by making it illegal for them to do youth sports

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

society began to crumble when we stopped calling lesbian relationships "Boston marriages"

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Holy Shit, I Can't Believe How Popular I Am In America In 80 Years"

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A friend of mine was scheduled for back surgery tomorrow, the first of two procedures she needs, until she got a call this morning from the hospital saying the surgery is canceled because her insurance won't cover it. They say she needs to pursue "alternative methods" first.

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

everyone for the record this is not @dennycarter.bsky.social and his girlfriend, so don't even bring it up

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Van Andel Arena in GR has capacity of 13k, I think @coolzonemedia.bsky.social can sell out an event there timed to the release of @jamieloftus.bsky.social novel. @whysophiewhy.bsky.social i believe this could be the greatest accomplishment in the history of media and stupid stunts

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

we complain a lot about AI here, I just want to share a moment of gratitude that my phones knows when I type "dang" it should be followed by ALL CAPS "CHEETOH"

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

zoomers actually use casted as short for castrated, sorry for the confusion

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I find it pretty suspicious that now, at the oldest I've ever been, the biggest pop song in America could have slipped by me

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

we talk a lot about inflation, but apparently a core concern for Trump 24 voters was "The FBI is currently investigating me and I'm in big trouble unless President Corruption can help me out"

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Kathleen @deloebrenti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Help! I need someone who does freelance data visualization to help make sense of a really complex decision making tree. @kameronhurley.com ?

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What if Don was one of us Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

after all this shit I'm convinced that Caligula fucked that horse

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

based on super objective analysis, it now seems more plausible to me that engaging with the posts from someone with a handle referring to a retired baseball player is substantially more important than engaging with other posts, other things being equal. do u concur prof @normcharlatan.bsky.social ?

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Free Oalestine

Being in the Epstein files does not presume guilt if it does then you should be running your mouth about Bill and Hillary since they were in the files WAAAAAYYY more than Trump. Association does not create guilt if it Does that makes everyone screaming Free Oalestine Hamas murderers and terrorists.

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

the person who's done the most to win over maga voters is Bill Gates when he spiked his wife's coffee with std meds after going to Epstein island

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

AI is so built on theft, they're stealing the brand promise of the Mets!

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