Reposted by Gusleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 9hi’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up 242335284
Reposted by GusDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 11hIt's OCD Awareness Month so if you have OCD remember to be aware of it at all times so you can finally solve it 1025456
Reposted by Gusrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 13hAdd some 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙊𝙖𝙩𝙨 to your diet. It will make you feel bad. And more importantly? It will make you tired. 1456
Reposted by GusThe Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 16hThe secret is that, to paraphrase Feynman, we are all morons outside of, at best, a narrow niche, so it’s good to neither default to disbelief or credentialism 844236
Reposted by Guslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21hwe need to respond to gen z's success at the box office with a millennialcore Backrooms. The interior of this pop-up kitchen seems normal at first... but then you start to notice the "kiss me and feed me tacos" neon signs become increasingly twisted... the shareables become unshareable... 3773742
Reposted by GusBenjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett 5545771073
Reposted by Gusmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026you're lost in wilderness. after days of climbing you crest a ridge. while unzipping your bag to get binoculars, your last ten hard boiled eggs fall out and roll away, single file. you watch your eggs fade into the distance. you lift the binoculars. you watch your eggs fade into the distance 719925
Reposted by Guswarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go 291940211
Reposted by GusAndrea Woo @andreawoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh, wow: The BC Greens are putting up former chief coroner Lisa Lapointe as their candidate in Saanich South, which means she will be up against NDP candidate and former legislative reporter Richard Zussman, and Conservative candidate Cathie Ounsted 37216
Reposted by Gusmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026citing repeated incidents of prolonged exposure to avian influenza, scientists call for immediate culling of disney princesses 0191
Reposted by Guslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office 586498
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026your buddy leaves a lovely carafe of maple syrup out at the function and all of a sudden you're 1000 calories deep tryna fight a moose 010
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*calling my mom from the Cool Weapon Draft* hi. Yeah I know it's early but can you—okay YES I said Mace's Lightsaber before Dar—I DON'T CARE THAT DAD IS TOO OLD TO COMPETE I WANT TO BE A NURSE 000
Reposted by Gusrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 30/09/2026me: (2 steppin intergalactic style to Kraftwerk's entire discography w/seven or eight salarian rudeboys at Afterlife) sweet ass asari shorty: Hey...Wow..u guys are really getting down. Can i dance with u? (smiles) me: (elbowing her off the dance floor as i continue to go fucking crazy with the boys) 2526
Reposted by GusJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball 432523563
Reposted by Gusdustin @godfrey.work · 29/09/2026BREAKING: Jeremy Kalicum and Eris Nyx's charges are being thrown out. she said they did a public service "at considerable personal cost." 5260114
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Love Fool might be the most Shopping Mall song of all time. One Week is close, but it's more of a Car Commercial song. 010
Reposted by GusJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3545111092
Reposted by Gusnatemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet 141304368
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today my chem prof told the class we'd be using a Gooch crucible and just moved on like fucking nothing 000
Reposted by Guslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026ok on a test run this feels too much like what that balloon guy used to do on twitter so the policy is being tabled. therapeutic though 1962510
Reposted by GusRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id... 14755127
Reposted by GusAdam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 20/05/2026make mind sunless place make mind sunless place how sunless place mind tutorial reddit why mind still sunny 9534101
Reposted by GusJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of 105100032092
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When you love plants as much as me ALL plants are decorative :) 000
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm honestly surprised this kind of thing doesn't happen more often considering the general demographics of the Kootenays 100
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026From my experience curling is kind of like this thehardtimes.net/culture/guy-...thehardtimes.netGuy With Mullet Either Most Racist Right Winger You’ll Ever Meet or Pansexual CommunistLAS CRUCES, N.M. — Local man Gregory Cross had a distinct mullet that either made him seem like the most racist person... Get the full story 000
Reposted by GusBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026c) frankly I think your taxpayer dollars *should* subsidize my niche artistic interests like opera, which are superior to those of the common herd. every time you watch a fruit soap opera you should be charged 10 cents that goes towards my opera and theatre tickets. 1234019
Reposted by Gusrosalyn's the mummy @diseasehaver.northsky.social · 24/09/2026remember when there was a guy named reince priebus 269479
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The most interesting thing that could possibly happen to you if you were a fax jockey in 1991 000
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I know the Proclaimers don't support Alberta Republicanism but Cap In Hand has to be going OFF at Danielle Smith HQ right now 000
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We need more insane bangers at non-4/4 signatures. Nick Gordon and Machine Girl can't keep holding down the fort forever 210
Reposted by Gus〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026and the democrat strategy is to sweat on stage and say "hahaha that's silly i'm not transing you're kids i don't even LIKE trans people... sooo uhhh how about that price of eggs" like it's open mic at the laugh factory 213729
Reposted by Guslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026jason benetti you are my GOAT 24943146
