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tim dewey

@tjdfotographist.bsky.social
3.5K followers 503 following 9.9K posts

Father, amateur photographer, rockhound, lit professor, conspiracy theory theorist, Minnesotan/Montanan; deemed “poorly disposed for productive conversation” by the Bluesky chapter of the Friends of Roko’s Basilisk

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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 5h
Wake up, babe—new Lord Farquaad just dropped.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 7h
*walking around with $20 bills taped to my dick and ass* problem solved
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 13h
Why bother holding elected officials accountable to existing ethics rules when you can just invent new ethic rules to not hold them accountable to?
nbcnews.com
Rahm Emanuel says Democrats should focus on ethics reforms rather than impeaching Trump
Democrats have publicly weighed wether they should pursue impeaching Trump for a third time.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 15h
Some spiders cause muscle cramps and nausea. Some spiders cause necrotizing fasciitis. Finding out which is which is the fun part!
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 16h
Homer and Marge Simpson in chains, toiling for their alien masters. 

Homer: THANK GOD WE HAVE A GOVERNMENT READY TO SHOW UP!
Marge: [glares at Homer]
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 17h
Tim Heidecker screaming, “Shut the fuck up!”
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Current weather in MN is BREAKING BAD Mexico filter.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“We love government handouts, don’t we folks?”
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought he was dead—is this the Mandrell Effect?
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Posting Tom Cotton’s phone number is only the third craziest thing about Trump’s post.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Get your ass down to the Eden Prairie Menard’s right now—the pianist is going BONKERS.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me, to the actual pope: Bro, do you even run any agents?!?
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do the restaurants that use these ever actually look at the food they make?
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another red letter day for the noble craft of citizen journalisming!
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Kombucha Tea Girl Reacts: No!
Alt: Kombucha Tea Girl Reacts: No!
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Donald Trump—who has repeatedly revealed he thinks stealth airplanes are literally invisible—is hearing something for the very first time.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Influencer talking about the shelter dog they took for one last day out, but didn’t adopt:
I feel happy that I got to show Elon how it feels to be deeply understood, nurtured, and peacefully loved with stability and gentleness. Given th...
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 02/10/2026
GM
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ANATOMY OF A FALL (2023), dir. Justine Triet
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Congratulations to Ice Cube!
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Glad to see Sean finally getting the respect he deserves.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Werner Herzog: I Would Like To See The Baby
Alt: Werner Herzog: I Would Like To See The Baby
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The “Not Gonna Vote For Transphobes” purity test remains unchallenged.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God, she sucks.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We have always been at war with Ms. Rachel.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Marketplace of Ideas™ has been an absolute boon for the people with worst ideas.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s because the ad depicts a “young white man as the face of welfare abuse,” and no one’s even trying to be subtle about it.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My god, everything this administration does is stupid.
"Today, the passport arrives in an envelope that can look like any other letter," Rubio said. "We wanted to turn receiving a passport into an experience that people will remember and keep."
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me, to the dog:
Frodo: All right, then. Keep your eye boogers.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Baby Shower” sketch from ITYSL 

Tim Robinson: Stanzo brand fedoras in each of the gift bags. Those Stanzos are nice.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah. Well. Nevertheless… www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
nbcnews.com
FCC head says government-funded Trump ads are ‘normal’ and ‘don’t raise any red flags’
Brendan Carr said the ads are “normal-course public service announcements” and nothing that would “merit any sort of” review by the Federal Communications Commission.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How many times is he gonna gather the troops to give the same damn speech before someone notices this is all he does?
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I agree, Mr. President!
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is anyone in corporate media going to point out that this is entirely a figment of Vance’s imagination?
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finding out Jack Smith is a Caitlin Clark bro is kind of depressing, actually.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
omg you guys tjis is huuuuge somebody please tell sen. schmitt the clock is ticking
“Iowa Hawkeyes Womens Basketball” in Hebrew Gematria equals
3745“In A Hundred Years Everyone On This Planet Will Be Dead” in Hebrew Gematria equals
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I unironically love it when an LLM spits out weird oracular shit like this.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump doesn’t understand the technology, but wants to make sure he has a role in shaping its future.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Republican party is not sending their best.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🤞
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve stopped trying to be dry.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This would obviously be a serious problem, if Democrats did it, but since Republicans are only motivated by the purest and noblest ideals, there’s nothing to worry about. And, quite frankly, it’s uncivil to suggest otherwise.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just checking the till here, and that’s actually two rapists.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is anybody else having issues with the @bookshop.org app not saving their last position in a book, or is it just me?
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Doxxing a gang rape survivor is free speech. Criticizing me for doxxing a gang rape survivor is emotional blackmail.”
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A momentous day for the bunghole community.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Checkmate, libs.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We really needed this sunlight.
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