tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 7h*walking around with $20 bills taped to my dick and ass* problem solved 020
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 13hWhy bother holding elected officials accountable to existing ethics rules when you can just invent new ethic rules to not hold them accountable to?nbcnews.comRahm Emanuel says Democrats should focus on ethics reforms rather than impeaching TrumpDemocrats have publicly weighed wether they should pursue impeaching Trump for a third time. 030
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 15hSome spiders cause muscle cramps and nausea. Some spiders cause necrotizing fasciitis. Finding out which is which is the fun part! 040
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Current weather in MN is BREAKING BAD Mexico filter. 031
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“We love government handouts, don’t we folks?” 130
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I thought he was dead—is this the Mandrell Effect? 000
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Posting Tom Cotton’s phone number is only the third craziest thing about Trump’s post. 130
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Get your ass down to the Eden Prairie Menard’s right now—the pianist is going BONKERS. 130
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Me, to the actual pope: Bro, do you even run any agents?!? 130
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Do the restaurants that use these ever actually look at the food they make? 030
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Another red letter day for the noble craft of citizen journalisming! 010
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comKombucha Tea Girl Reacts: No!Alt: Kombucha Tea Girl Reacts: No! 150
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Influencer talking about the shelter dog they took for one last day out, but didn’t adopt: 011
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Glad to see Sean finally getting the respect he deserves. 1412
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comWerner Herzog: I Would Like To See The BabyAlt: Werner Herzog: I Would Like To See The Baby 040
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The “Not Gonna Vote For Transphobes” purity test remains unchallenged. 0124
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Marketplace of Ideas™ has been an absolute boon for the people with worst ideas. 000
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s because the ad depicts a “young white man as the face of welfare abuse,” and no one’s even trying to be subtle about it. 130
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My god, everything this administration does is stupid. 4545668
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ah. Well. Nevertheless… www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...nbcnews.comFCC head says government-funded Trump ads are ‘normal’ and ‘don’t raise any red flags’Brendan Carr said the ads are “normal-course public service announcements” and nothing that would “merit any sort of” review by the Federal Communications Commission. 120
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026How many times is he gonna gather the troops to give the same damn speech before someone notices this is all he does? 3112
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is anyone in corporate media going to point out that this is entirely a figment of Vance’s imagination? 053
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Finding out Jack Smith is a Caitlin Clark bro is kind of depressing, actually. 030
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026omg you guys tjis is huuuuge somebody please tell sen. schmitt the clock is ticking 010
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I unironically love it when an LLM spits out weird oracular shit like this. 120
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Trump doesn’t understand the technology, but wants to make sure he has a role in shaping its future. 110
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Republican party is not sending their best. 100
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This would obviously be a serious problem, if Democrats did it, but since Republicans are only motivated by the purest and noblest ideals, there’s nothing to worry about. And, quite frankly, it’s uncivil to suggest otherwise. 010
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just checking the till here, and that’s actually two rapists. 020
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is anybody else having issues with the @bookshop.org app not saving their last position in a book, or is it just me? 100
tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Doxxing a gang rape survivor is free speech. Criticizing me for doxxing a gang rape survivor is emotional blackmail.” 041