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Spooky

@spookycandle.bsky.social
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marxist-leninist, goth, bimbo, mother of 2. yes those are my tits

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Spooky @spookycandle.bsky.social · 5h
they're two great tastes that taste great together
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 6h
I’m a guy who caught a stray roofie at a frat and 20 years later I struggle with the whole I should have known vs those guys are raping scum bags internal debate.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
absolutely fucking incredible news for public health in canada that a safer supply organization successfully fought the constitutionality of drug possession trafficking laws for not providing any legal way to operate. selfless life-saving work that is actually being identified and respected as such.
But in her judgment on their constitutional challenge on Tuesday, Murray concluded that a non-medicalized safer supply program is urgently needed to save lives.

And with no legal source of drugs available for such a program, and no legal "safety valves" in the CDSA that would support setting one up, she found such a program "is legally and practically incapable of being exempted."

She said part of the CDSA "unjustifiably infringes" on two parts of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and deprives DULF members the "right to life and security of the person."

She gave Parliament six months to find a way to allow for a "pathway to non-medicalized safer supply."
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 9h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
is it didactic when the pitt looks directly at the camera and recites some statistics about how fucked the medical system is or tells the audience to be more woke? yeah, probably. but the audience is stupid and needs to be told directly.
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Spooky @spookycandle.bsky.social · 10h
it wouldn't take very long
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11h
Bluesky for the next 31 days
@andromedism

(images from Always Sunny)

Panel 1: Dennis and Mac setting up an online dating profile for Charlie, asking him, "Alright, what are some of your likes?"

Panel 2: Charlie (face stung by hornets) grinning, "Ghouls."
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 03/03/2024
the "Dune" series of books tackles the age-old question of "would you still love me if i was a worm", eventually arriving at the answer of "your petty imperialism will not withstand the endless light of islam"
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 23h
i just don't think that's something we have any business doing. someone could torture *me* to death and i still wouldn't want the state to then do the same to them. what happens then, then we've *both* been tortured to death? how's that help me? fuck that
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 23h
i don't think the state has any business torturing anyone to death
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Spooky @spookycandle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so funny my girlfriend gets mad at me when i do her laundry. "i would have done it!!!" babe i'm washing the clothes of like 10 people at this point, it's fine
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 30/09/2026
there are many people who need to consult the ancient texts
O'Hanrahan
You scare and confuse me, and I think you should be nicer to people.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
on forums before emote reactions, if somebody said something really funny you kinda had to riff on their post in order to express that you thought it was funny or it'd be considered low effort. it would result in whole pages of nothing but good jokes, all one-upping the previous. A Poster's Crucible
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miss fern 🏳️‍⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
meowth in katie's journalist hat
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Screen capture from MGSV: The Phantom Pain. Skull Face lectures Venom Snake in the back of a Jeep. He wears a black suit and hat out of a western with a domino mask, and has a finger raised in emphasis
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yorick @helloyorick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love how transparent they are about how AI gives them information ecosystem control to spread messaging aligned with their political goals, and that's deeply desirable for population control, with the side effect of destroying all of our structures of information integrity and trust as a bonus.
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ask your doctor about ghosts
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Penny Drowned @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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xX_Doctor_Cucumber_Xx @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My school didn't refund my tuition either, and in fact took away my merit-based scholarships when my GPA tanked. Schools are actively rubbing salt in the wound when students are sexually abused on campus.
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Spooky @spookycandle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
man. having only one hand is really fucking annoying
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new world penis @jazzpomegranate.com · 30/09/2026
in the 30th year of the american century of humiliation, the great fed tried to ban secret societies…
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If rapists actually faced consequences for their actions we wouldn’t have nearly as many rapists. In reality many rapists actually benefit from their actions
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing people post about how unfair the “mob justice” against the Cornell rapists is doesn’t really move me when there is no justice for survivors. The system doesn’t work; it enacts further punishment on the victims. Society is even crueler. So spare me the “mob justice” rhetoric about the accused
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the official bag of people who don't care which team wins they just want everyone to go out there and have fun
large rubber bag that says "GO SPORTS"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
APPROVE MY PRIOR AUTHORIZATION OR I AM GOING TO CRASH OUT
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A book that has gotten a lot of attention but never as much as it deserves is Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams. It’s an insider view of Meta’s venality: they promoted the European far right in order to stave off regulation. And it’s sadly conspicuous that journalism about Meta is a non-factor.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is so important. They’ve broken the economic models that fund journalism is because they recognize the *purpose* of journalism threatens their bullshit-based valuations, ie, the sources of their wealth and power. Yet actual-existing journalists were instead crucial for creating their myths.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Ketracel Black @ketracelblack.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Everytime I see a photo of one of these nerds I become pro bullying
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Miriam! @miriamburgers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess I can see how it's similar!
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𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 🇨🇦🦇🥀🕸 @horrorculturist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
✨ 𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓼𝔂 ✨. 🌙🌿
A flower-covered pink guillotine stands beneath a crescent moon in a dreamy pastel garden. “REWARD THEM FOR THE WORLD THEY CREATED.”
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 29/09/2026
man I fucking love these videos lol idk if they'll ever get old. it's my jingling keys fr
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Alex Carrigan @volkerball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so jarring how right wing culture wars just..end. And nothing happens. So much hysteria about how legalizing gay marriage would lead to people trying to marry dogs, but if you bring that up now, it's like look over there! A trans person!
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I lived through decades of people saying THC will turn people into violent rage zombies and now you can get it next to the mixers and no one cares
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the thing about the "you're out of touch if you haven't heard this song" discourse is that radio has been dead for well over a decade. it's extremely normal to listen to a lot of music but still never hear the songs at the top of the charts.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they have no idea what they're doing. and it would be kind to say they do not care. they care a lot! they are spinning the cylinder and pulling that trigger and hoping with every fiber of their being that they blow the head off society. it's wild
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
as a guy who decided to go inside the system because being outside it struck me as rather personally perilous, it appears i did not factor in exactly how incompetent everyone making decisions inside the system would turn out to be
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Spooky @spookycandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mikhail isn't even 2 yet and he has the strength to bend my finger backward far enough to sprain it. i'm wearing a splint. left pointer finger. lil brat. first breaks my pelvis, now this. you're lucky you're so damn cute, lil man...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yarr
orange cat in the middle of licking his chops
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be controversial but having sex is fun
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Read Settlers da Silva @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
its not simply about boycotting meta. one company has made their products indispensable for communication in the modern world. they blocked lulas electoral ads the week before the election. theyre trying to sway public opinion against the victim of a gangrape. states need to intervene.
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/09/2026
last repost is that people generally need to completely undo what they think "the whole goal of the socialization of boys into men" is, etc
it's a different & delayed context, but the whole process of "socializing" boys into men is the process of killing any potential trans girls. that's what all the rejection of "girly stuff" & "effeminacy" and creating brotherhoods to hunt out transfemininity and kill it early is.the lack of the presence of cis girls isn't contradictory to the lack of the presence of trans girls. of course a society that has fewer cis girls because it tries to prevent them before they exist also builds institutions to prevent trans girls before they exist.

so, rather than hetero-nationalism, every cis girl and trans girl is a survivor of the cessation-of-existence process?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 28/09/2026
All over the world we use debt to control countries We just made Bolivia rescind their diesel subsidies in exchange for a 19 billion dollar imf loan. Basically telling them to either force immediate inflation on their country or they won’t get the money they need
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can't build data centers in space. and i'm against the data centers anywhere as a massive waste of resources
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