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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 2h
The one time I’m trying to be nice and it’s a kill shot.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 3h
SPACE ADVENTURE COBRA (1983)
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 4h
My position on fraternities is shut them all down.
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 4h
Sorry about all of my posts and replies.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 4h
social media dot jpg
newspaper clipping of a tiny chick perched on a hand in front of some sort of large primitive microphone captioned 

you are now listening to a three hour old chick giving its opinion of things in general
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 5h
I think America needs some fresh ideas in entertainment. We need them everywhere else too but I’m not here to talk about that.
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 5h
Banning fraternities forever is the moderate position
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 5h
CANCEL ALL YOUR PLANS BECAUSE NOW YOU HAVE NEW ONES!!!
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it possible the material conditions are depressing me? No I must just need to exercise more or something
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 12/08/2026
can anyone help me. it’s kind of urgent. sorry
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Support marlo
Support marlo
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 5h
Spider-Man swings in a yellow sky, pink clouds over a building and snowy forest area. 
He tells the reader, "Remember that and you'll always be a champion--whether they give you a gold medal for it or not!"
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 18h
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 7h
It turns out the legalized weed industry has done DAMAGE to the alcohol industry. AB-InBev is leading this attempt to shut down Massachusetts' legal weed industry.
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 7h
Richest country on earth baby!!!
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 9h
My brother Fouad lost his sight in the ongoing genocide against our people. His injury requires urgent medical treatment, costing $180. We call on everyone who stands with Palestine to donate and participate today to save my brother Fouad's sight. 🙏🙏 chuffed.org/project/moh01
Fouad wearing sunglassesFouad without his sunglasses, revealing blind eyes
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 7h
STOP DOXXING ME!!!
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 7h
I’ll start calling it Simulated Intelligence if this catches on.
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 17h
I’m going to start saying “knock me over with a blunt”.
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 7h
Flipping off the radio when I hear “I’m Kai Ryssdahl”
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 7h
Me earlier today: I can’t invalidate people’s identities, that’s not in my power set! My coworker: Hold on, what wedge of the color pie are you in? Me: No, I meant like super heroes… CW: The question still stands. Me: hmmmmmmm…
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liz 🍉 ليز @lizardry.bsky.social · 16h
emergency🚨 This is Soad, who lost her family and home, and is still trying to hold on for the sake of her son, Omar Instead of a safe childhood, Omar faces malnutrition and weakness day after da. Soad watches his small body crumble before her eyes Save Omar, time is running out tinyurl.com/4rdnwyzx
tinyurl.com
An urgent humanitarian appeal to save Suad and her child Omar after the war destroyed their lives.
My name is Liz and I reside in the US; Suad has asked me to manage this campaign on her behalf and all funds raised will go directly to her.
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 8h
It’s also ok if it’s the last stop for the fail sons of your local big industrial mogul.
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Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ 100/450 💜❤️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social · 10h
I was passed out most of the dsy from migraine 💜
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Patch Zircher @patrickzircher.bsky.social · 12h
Meiko Kaji (star of Lady Snowblood) struttin' through the subway in the 1970s.
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 11h
🆘 I’m watching my family fall apart, and I can’t stop it. Mahmoud is dying as sepsis spreads through his body. Sham is sick, and my daughters are hungry. All I want is to keep them with me, but I feel like I’m losing them despite all I do. Please, donate and share. 😭💔 chuffed.org/project/omsh...
A girl, looking asleep, lies on a mattress, with a nebulizer device on her mouth and nose, with an IV access on her left arm.Mahmoud asleep in a hospital bed with both his legs completely strapped and stabilized with metal fixatorsThree sad girls on a grey couch. The youngest one in the middle is crying
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 10h
Looking at my facial scarring and deciding I can have a phantom of the opera arc.
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 12h
🚨 PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST AHMED 🚨 Ahmed’s fever is 41°C. His body is covered with painful spots and sores, and he’s crying in pain. 💔 He still hasn’t received his medicine since yesterday. I urgently need $140 tonight for treatment. Please help me get his medicine. 🙏💔 chuffed.org/project/mahm...
Ahmed is a little boy crying in pain with sores and bandages on his face and body and an IV in his left arm
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 11h
A skeleton is seen from a sitting position from head and shoulders. His bony hands resting over the eyeholes. 
Narration: "Even the ORPHAN KING can be heard sobbing."
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 12h
Since the war began, Nurse Hammam has treated Gaza's wounded for free & still a volunteer. He needs us to help his homeless and hungry family and his epileptic brother who suffers from epilepsy & severe seizures. Let’s not fail them💔Please donate to buy food & medicine🤲 chuffed.org/project/1844...
Nurse Hammam at work wearing a blue scrub and white hospital gloves, examining a patient's ankle.Nurse Hammam at work in a hospital ward, placing metal fixators on a patient's lower legs.Selfie of Hammam in his tent's patio, with all types of belongings in the background (clothes, shoes, furniture, tools..etc)Selfie of Hammam with his disabled brother inside a tent with the unicef logo on the fabric
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adamhelpdreams.bsky.social @adamhelpdreams.bsky.social · 13h
Im 17 years old & from Gaza Before the war I had a home a school & dreams for my future We were forced to leave our home & later it was bombed. Now my family struggles to afford rent food & drinking water I never imagined having to carry this responsibility at 17 PLZ help chuffed.org/project/2036...
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Max Fenton @maxfenton.bsky.social · 15h
On the one hand, Muse is vibe coded slop malware. On the other hand you could get a $32 check in 10 years if you let it build a stasi file on you and everyone you know or meet.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 16h
its objectively really funny to be able to say "yeah actually my dad had a really famous movie dedicated to him" and then the movie is rambo 3 and the dedication is this
this film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of afghanistan
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 16h
Not an exaggeration to say that ensuring rich white men are able to rape with impunity is a central tenant of conservatism, all the other stuff is just window dressing to support this core belief
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Spartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 17h
Displaced families in Gaza are struggling to survive in fragile tents without basic meals. Team Keffiyeh works tirelessly to deliver daily food aid to vulnerable children and parents. Please donate now to help us reach more families in need. Every single gift saves lives. chuffed.org/project/gkt
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 17h
If you’re an AI creep this message is to you.
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 17h
Leave the smart lady alone you AI creeps.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 17h
URGENT !!‼️❤️ I am a rape and abuse survivor who has spent 3 years dealing with an out-of-state legal battle, court travel, needing medical help, paying for SANE kit testing, and PTSD treatment. Please donate or share this with someone who may want to help 🙏🏽 gofund.me/09bbebaba
gofund.me
Donate to Support a Rape victim and the pursuit of justice, organized by Kaitlin Kal Lee
Hi I’m a rape and abuse survivor. For those who have helped in the pa… Kaitlin Kal Lee needs your support for Support a Rape victim and the pursuit of justice
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 17h
I’m going to start saying “knock me over with a blunt”.
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Spartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 23h
The virus is spreading among our tents, and now my child has contracted it. My child has a weak immune system, anemia, and chest congestion; his fever won't break. I can't afford his treatment Please, don't let him suffer. $10 can save a life. Your support is a lifeline. chuffed.org/project/plea...
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 17h
Oh no, you’re a Washington Generals fan
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 17h
Frame #625 from 50s E18-19 lion around
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 18h
🚨🛑 DONATIONS HAVE STOPPED 🛑🚨 My little daughter is growing weaker as illness attacks her body 😭 I need your help now. My baby is suffering 💔 Please don’t leave us alone. I have 4 children, and she needs milk and diapers 🍼 10 people × €20 = €200 🙏🆘 Every donation helps. chuffed.org/project/1908...
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 17h
Holding my fire on that latest Elon full body shot. I’m best friends with Mr Peanut and he has really been taking your posts hard.
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🆘 Today my daughters asked me: “Mom, what will we eat tomorrow?” I didn’t know what to say. Sham is sick, and Mahmoud is fighting to survive. My daughters are crying from hunger. We no longer have enough food or medicine. I only wish tomorrow could be kinder to us.😭💔 chuffed.org/project/omsh...
Three sad girls sitting on a grey couch. The youngest in the middle is cryingMahmoud asleep on a hospital bed, with both his legs completely strapped and stabilized with metal fixators
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 18h
Calling poison control and being instructed to “just chug the ranch.”
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 18h
Really no way to interpret this as anything other than a years long attempt to scare literally all rape victims from ever coming forward
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 18h
Meta has until the next time I think I want some stupid used shit to fix the muse situation or I’m deleting.
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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 18h
After the latest news about Facebook and their muse AI I guess I’m getting a burner phone to use marketplace.
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