matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 10hwhen they said embrace the suck, i didn’t think they meant like all the time 082
Reposted by matty-booerika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 11hi bet living in vermont and wearing a flannel feels good asf 0212
matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 12hi think we are all pretty much looking for the same thing, that special someone to send horny rock songs 000
matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 15hglad i’m only currently addicted to sugar and caffeine, alcohol and cocaine?! in this economy? 171
Reposted by matty-booash @ashhull.bsky.social · 18hPicking up new habits to ignore the old one's 16531
Reposted by matty-booGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 17hMy life hasn’t been matching my required level of sexy. Seeking more sexy and less stressy. 97512
matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 15hall stressy and no sexy, is a working title of my autobiography also in consideration is “wait what?! no not like that” 010
Reposted by matty-booTea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I prefer Presidents that don't call for American cities to be nuked. No one should vote for anyone in his party that fails to speak out against this un-American statement. Period. 18722197
matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comVery Nice Borat MemeALT: Very Nice Borat Meme 000
Reposted by matty-booGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Tomorrow I’m gonna do everything I slept through today 25111
Reposted by matty-booMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I like pretzels. The soft bread ones. The little bites. The stick ones. Being folded into one and railed all night. Lightly salted ones. Oh, the mini ones too! 2215332
Reposted by matty-booMedia in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/10/2026 178580
matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026so short story long, she was wearing a powerline t-shirt from the goofy movie, and i asked “how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?” very rudely she replied “idk your mom?” anyways this is why i don’t recycle everything 000
matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i think you’re on to something here, weighted and built-in surround sound 000
Reposted by matty-booGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Forged by trauma held together by sitcom families 512633
matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comRandy Jackson: That's a No From Me, DawgAlt: Randy Jackson: Yeah, That's gone be a No From Me, Dawg 010
Reposted by matty-booMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sure, love yourself and all that, but does that have to include listening to our own voice in a recording? 810028
Reposted by matty-booBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My dog picking his bedtime stuffie out of the toy bin every night is everything to me. 27152697
matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i do enjoy the optimism of all the “blue wave is coming” ppl. like this election is going to be “normal” in any sense of the word 000
matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i think i’d like being in a relationship again, but ain’t no way we will be able to sleep in the same bed, maybe even the same room. i now have to many props for sleepy time 020
matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026ohh you like women with big bosoms? then you had better get good at back rubs you stupid clod 100
Reposted by matty-booUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Reply to an obvious joke with a serious answer so I know that you were home-schooled. 1317546
matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my bank offering to let me split up my last fill up for gas is fine right? everything is fine 000
Reposted by matty-booDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you’re not using your phone to text people in the same house then you’re doing it wrong 119927
matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comGolden Girls: It's Getting Hot In HereAlt: Golden Girls: It's Getting Hot In Here 110
Reposted by matty-booDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026*blows you a kiss with my middle finger 2220985
Reposted by matty-booMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you’ve never taken a day off from work to finish a game quest, you’re adulting better than I am. 49115
Reposted by matty-booash @ashhull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And a Happy Whoop, whoop whomp to you. 32410
matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i’m very special if you know what i mean *winks with both eyes 000
Reposted by matty-booMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Happy Monday! Sike. Fuck this shit 58724
matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 04/10/2026my body type is best described as a total lack of effort since the previous administration 000
Reposted by matty-booMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m just not feeling good about, well, anything. 811344
Reposted by matty-booMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I bet Pebbles and Bam Bam got into some freaky shit. 2237
Reposted by matty-booGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I may be easy but dating is still hard 1466
Reposted by matty-booGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can’t be held responsible when I’m high on the night 2316