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matty-boo

@splat-man.bsky.social
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my apologies…i was under the assumption that i understood things

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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 10h
when they said embrace the suck, i didn’t think they meant like all the time
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 11h
i bet living in vermont and wearing a flannel feels good asf
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 12h
i think we are all pretty much looking for the same thing, that special someone to send horny rock songs
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 13h
fr fr 😮‍💨
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 15h
glad i’m only currently addicted to sugar and caffeine, alcohol and cocaine?! in this economy?
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 18h
Picking up new habits to ignore the old one's
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 17h
My life hasn’t been matching my required level of sexy. Seeking more sexy and less stressy.
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 15h
all stressy and no sexy, is a working title of my autobiography also in consideration is “wait what?! no not like that”
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I prefer Presidents that don't call for American cities to be nuked. No one should vote for anyone in his party that fails to speak out against this un-American statement. Period.
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that’s tough, everything i want i really need also
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Very Nice Borat Meme
ALT: Very Nice Borat Meme
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tomorrow I’m gonna do everything I slept through today
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ohh my
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like pretzels. The soft bread ones. The little bites. The stick ones. Being folded into one and railed all night. Lightly salted ones. Oh, the mini ones too!
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you two must work out 😮
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
corporate memphis style artwork with girl saying: "I have multiple personality disorder." the guy asks: "Dayum! Any of them freaky???"
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no need to apologize for being you
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
so short story long, she was wearing a powerline t-shirt from the goofy movie, and i asked “how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?” very rudely she replied “idk your mom?” anyways this is why i don’t recycle everything
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think you’re on to something here, weighted and built-in surround sound
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sensory deprivation blankie
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Forged by trauma held together by sitcom families
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Randy Jackson: That's a No From Me, Dawg
Alt: Randy Jackson: Yeah, That's gone be a No From Me, Dawg
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sure, love yourself and all that, but does that have to include listening to our own voice in a recording?
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My dog picking his bedtime stuffie out of the toy bin every night is everything to me.
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i do enjoy the optimism of all the “blue wave is coming” ppl. like this election is going to be “normal” in any sense of the word
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think i’d like being in a relationship again, but ain’t no way we will be able to sleep in the same bed, maybe even the same room. i now have to many props for sleepy time
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ohh you like women with big bosoms? then you had better get good at back rubs you stupid clod
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it’s getting to be so exhausting
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reply to an obvious joke with a serious answer so I know that you were home-schooled.
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my bank offering to let me split up my last fill up for gas is fine right? everything is fine
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you’re not using your phone to text people in the same house then you’re doing it wrong
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
for really reals
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Golden Girls: It's Getting Hot In Here
Alt: Golden Girls: It's Getting Hot In Here
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*blows you a kiss with my middle finger
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
to be fair…i’m not very happy about it though
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you’ve never taken a day off from work to finish a game quest, you’re adulting better than I am.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And a Happy Whoop, whoop whomp to you.
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’m very special if you know what i mean *winks with both eyes
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy Monday! Sike. Fuck this shit
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i really don’t know how to do stuff
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i even surprise myself sometimes
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my body type is best described as a total lack of effort since the previous administration
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ditto
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m just not feeling good about, well, anything.
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
well okay but only because you asked so nicely
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If not us, then who? If not now, then when? Says Skeletor getting real tired of the bystander syndrome. Get off your asses and help each other.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I bet Pebbles and Bam Bam got into some freaky shit.
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I may be easy but dating is still hard
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t be held responsible when I’m high on the night
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hands down
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