iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026

as a fish and chips enjoyer i'm prepared to declare this a curing polio level scientific breakthrough

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Spiraltastic @spiraltastic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Fuuuuucking hell, Bumble is a terrible app. I don't mean "online dating is terrible". I mean, in technical terms, Bumble is a FUCKING BINFIRE. YOU HAVE ONE JOB.

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Spiraltastic @spiraltastic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Does the heating really need to be on on this train? I'm gonna say absolutely not tbh

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Spiraltastic @spiraltastic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Okay but why does the sheep detective film go so hard? I'm not complaining, it's amazing, but jesus

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 03/09/2026

a lot of people doubted how much the british media genuinely cared about integrity in academia and now is a great chance for the british media to prove that they’re not just gullible racists!

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Stylish but illegal monkey is back, as per the prophecy.

CCTV clip released after vandalism at popular Kent sports club in early hours.

Low quality CCTV shows a man in a parka, who looks like that stylish but illegal monkey.

Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto IKEA.

A monkey wearing a coat, looking like some twat who allegedly vandalised a sports club in the early hours.

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Spiraltastic @spiraltastic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

OMG is there new Reacher?? Yeessssssss

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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I think it's bad that the UK press can escalate what is essentially a workplace matter into national news ahead of the fucking country being on fire and then get away with hounding their victim until they die.

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

colanders across the country are sharing incredible tales of parks and streets and high-rise locations with baking trays, pans, and dishes, all gathered round in a circle in their cupboard

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

men will see this post and ask "which one is the sexiest?" and we will answer: "Yes"

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Spiraltastic @spiraltastic.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I FUCKING HATE MOVING HOUSE That's all.

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Foucault: "schools serve the same societal function as prisons and mental institutions." Foucault's Mum: "you're still going."

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

i don't know who needs to hear this, but [the shrieks of thousands of immortal souls as they are released from their eternal torment)

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 24/07/2026

TERFS CAN'T CLIMB STAIRS

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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Ok, talking about class in vox pops is now banned until it starts making any sense.

MARK TAIT
Mark Tait, who lives near Durham, tells the BBC the bus fare cap will make little difference to him.
"This is great if you use the bus, but no good for those who drive. Yet again, the working class person is left out," Tait says.

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026

Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

just thinking about the person who is live-following the reshuffle but also needs this

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Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.

Man yelling into bored woman's ear in nightclub meme captioned

I can summarize that for you

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

maradona is a cheater, the falklands are british and picanha is brazilian, go have a currency crisis about it

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 19/07/2026

That is instantly one of my favourite red cards in football history

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Spiraltastic @spiraltastic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

MORNING. Anyone else on their way to DAY DRINK? 🥳

Me with an iced coffee, weirdly looking about 12 years old

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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 16/07/2026

“dozens of teens” made me cackle 😭

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Morgan Jones @morganj0nes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Anthony Gordon:

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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 15/07/2026

most plausible number of players on the pitch by the end of this match: 20, 19, 51 (mass brawl)

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 13/07/2026

No. Put Sam Neill back and try again.

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I had the privilege of working with Skeletor on ways to govern the Universe. And while we disagreed on much of the substance of how to do so, I'll always remember the time we spent together.

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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

watch once for the goal, watch again for the "GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

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