Reposted by SpiraltasticJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of 105100042094
Reposted by SpiraltasticJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 128115851943
Reposted by Spiraltasticlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026as a fish and chips enjoyer i'm prepared to declare this a curing polio level scientific breakthrough 301494148
Spiraltastic @spiraltastic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Fuuuuucking hell, Bumble is a terrible app. I don't mean "online dating is terrible". I mean, in technical terms, Bumble is a FUCKING BINFIRE. YOU HAVE ONE JOB. 100
Spiraltastic @spiraltastic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Does the heating really need to be on on this train? I'm gonna say absolutely not tbh 100
Spiraltastic @spiraltastic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Okay but why does the sheep detective film go so hard? I'm not complaining, it's amazing, but jesus 020
Reposted by SpiraltasticEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 03/09/2026a lot of people doubted how much the british media genuinely cared about integrity in academia and now is a great chance for the british media to prove that they’re not just gullible racists! 2851276
Reposted by SpiraltasticAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Stylish but illegal monkey is back, as per the prophecy. 04113
Reposted by SpiraltasticSinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I think it's bad that the UK press can escalate what is essentially a workplace matter into national news ahead of the fucking country being on fire and then get away with hounding their victim until they die. 71808568
Reposted by SpiraltasticToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 12/08/2026colanders across the country are sharing incredible tales of parks and streets and high-rise locations with baking trays, pans, and dishes, all gathered round in a circle in their cupboard 9365101
Reposted by Spiraltasticalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026men will see this post and ask "which one is the sexiest?" and we will answer: "Yes" 1343983
Reposted by SpiraltasticTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Foucault: "schools serve the same societal function as prisons and mental institutions." Foucault's Mum: "you're still going." 121833
Reposted by Spiraltasticalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026i don't know who needs to hear this, but [the shrieks of thousands of immortal souls as they are released from their eternal torment) 922155
Reposted by Spiraltastic👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 24/07/2026TERFS CAN'T CLIMB STAIRS 222475505
Reposted by SpiraltasticPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Ok, talking about class in vox pops is now banned until it starts making any sense. 951130166
Reposted by SpiraltasticCosta Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out. 114137702877
Reposted by SpiraltasticAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 20/07/2026just thinking about the person who is live-following the reshuffle but also needs this 730845
Reposted by SpiraltasticStephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times. 2140904683
Reposted by Spiraltasticlowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 04/07/2026maradona is a cheater, the falklands are british and picanha is brazilian, go have a currency crisis about it 733160
Reposted by SpiraltasticNo Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 19/07/2026That is instantly one of my favourite red cards in football history 857669
Spiraltastic @spiraltastic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026It's not a classic of the genre, in terms of football matches 000
Spiraltastic @spiraltastic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026MORNING. Anyone else on their way to DAY DRINK? 🥳 020
Reposted by SpiraltasticHERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 16/07/2026“dozens of teens” made me cackle 😭 712842
Spiraltastic @spiraltastic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026My nails are too long and typing is hard, shut up 010
Reposted by SpiraltasticTom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 15/07/2026most plausible number of players on the pitch by the end of this match: 20, 19, 51 (mass brawl) 110421
Reposted by SpiraltasticLee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 13/07/2026No. Put Sam Neill back and try again. 81086206