iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

I am 30-someodd years old, why the fuck am I still getting pimples 🙄

Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

bsky is harshing my mellow, I'm going back to one of the few remaining Good places on the internet drugs reddit "hi is it safe to take [sketchy drug combo]? I took it an hour ago lol but just wondering" bless these specimens

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Increasingly convinced this is the most important post

Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

compelling argument. unfortunately for you, I have a snorlax bong. *rrrriiiiiiiiippppppp*

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Sometimes i think about how, in the late 90s, USPS was moving to set up a secure email address for every US resident and how congress prevented it.

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Ian @ianlivingston.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

National Hurricane Center on TS Dolly "The timing of the use of the name Dolly for this storm is purely coincidental. "

The timing of the use of the name Dolly for this storm is purely
coincidental. Tropical storm and hurricane names for the North
Atlantic Basin originate from six pre-determined rotating lists
established by the World Meteorological Organization Region IV
Hurricane Committee. The name Dolly replaced Diana after the
1990 hurricane season and was first used in 1996.

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Jarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Baja and the blast

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/08/2026

did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume

A young woman in a Garfield inspired outfit with a Garfield headdress

The young woman from the first photo is holding a lasagna that says “lasagna my love language”

missinteenusa Tonight, Indiana is going Garfield!
My state costume celebrates one of Indiana's most iconic creations-Garfield, created by fellow Hoosier Jim Davis.
Born in Marion and raised in Fairmount, Davis turned an orange cat with a big personality into a character recognized and loved around the world.
But this costume represents more than a famous Hoosier.
The hand-painted comic panels on my skirt share messages inspired by my initiative, Captivating Confidence:
"Our differences are what make us beautiful."
"If we don't have love, we have nothing."
"Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates."
To me, true confidence is found in embracing what makes each of us different and recognizing that our greatest beauty comes from within. I am so excited to bring a little Hoosier humor, creativity and confidence to the Miss Teen USA stage tonight!
This one-of-a-kind costume was inspired by my vision and brought to life by Indianapolis-based costume designer, Jess West. @jesswestcostumes

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Maya @icyprincess.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Tower of Babel was just infodumping

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-…

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Bluesky @bsky.app · 27/08/2026

NOW PLAYING: "Beats To Relax / Be Safe To," by @cpsc.gov

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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Reminded of someone at a party who once asked “so are we staying until we go?”

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Mike Z @mikez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Hoarfrost dragon. #Smaugust

A painting of a dragon. The dragon has icy white hide and wings of blue frost.

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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I honestly don’t think it’s a very bad thing if a few people decide to get a stimulant prescription they don’t strictly need instead of chugging five hour energy until they have seizures

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Wikipedia @wikipedia.org · 19/08/2026

Another iconic look from Wikipedia to the haute couture fashion shows 💅 🌟

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Kye 🎃 Funkenstein @kye.bsky.to · 18/08/2026

steam dick oiled

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Iran doesn’t need to DDoS attack Bluesky. All it needs to do is post is “what if a DoorDash driver got caught by a speed camera on the way to someone who was having a bad day of executive function”

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17/08/2026

what I'm doing with my life is none of my business

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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 16/08/2026

The Democratic party leadership fighting harder against the DSA than they do against Trump really says something. These people gotta go, man

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 16/08/2026

I have schfifty five stuck in my head, and now you do too (if you're cool, that is)

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 14/08/2026

no spiders? no fucking spiders??? be so for fucking real right now, guardian

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A-Mac 💜❤️ Fudanshi Visionary Denied His Purpose @amac.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Crack an AI's egg, that's what I call a trans AM

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Dr. Black's Medieval Remedies @winstonblack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My god, what an image. Dead kings in a plastic box, carried off as the world burns.

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Jo Wolfe, PhD @jopabinia.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The Canadian Atlantic has surprisingly interesting hermit crabs, if you count waters offshore of southern Nova Scotia! Parapagurus pilosimanus can wear a carcinoecium formed by a large zoanthid coral! 3/7 🇨🇦🦀

Huge 8 armed/polyp purple zoanthid (looks like a cross between coral and an anemone). Under it, a hermit crab. Which is wearing the zoanthid, which itself dissolved the snail shell and replaced it with a chitin replica and itself = carcinoecium

https://smartar-id.app/image/c2049efb-80a7-4a11-a081-6aab0645aa64

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Absolute Ruby💜🏳️‍⚧️ @aethericruby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

ko-fi.com/kittyrusu Friend of mine's in pretty dire straits still, can anyone help her out with some more shares or even donations to help achieve her goal? Urgent, she needs to keep her room paid for and groceries...grocery-d? Please💜

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Support Melody

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lucy @lycanlucy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

text that says "i dont want to be strong anymore i want nice things to happen to me for free" over a crusty image of a rat from super mario 3d world

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The failure of Biden and Garland to seriously lay down the hammer after J6 on both the insurrectionists, and more importantly, the politicians who enabled them will go down as a failure on par with the failure of reconstruction. A historic fumble I will go to my grave thinking this.

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Announcement: chat jipiti

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 11/08/2026

Thanks to the language of GPS, our 4yo stopped asking "are we there yet?" in the car and now asks "are we still on the fastest route?"

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 11/08/2026

rhyming "Dracula" with "spectacular" is peak

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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I just found out there's a creature called a puffleg hummingbird, that wears a tiny pair of fluffy white trousers.

A green, shiny bird wearing fluffy white trousers.

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 10/08/2026

Here’s a map of states that have said they will disregard federal guidance on vaccines and instead follow recommendations issued by the American Academy of Pediatrics.

map of states that have said they will disregard federal guidance on vaccines and instead follow recommendations issued by the American Academy of Pediatrics.

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 10/08/2026

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 10/08/2026

finally, oh my fucking god finally lol shout-out to the OnlyPosts feed for its years of service until today

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 09/08/2026

Politicians, I have an idea on how we sell the public on the Democrats vicious anti-corruption campaign

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 09/08/2026

went to go buy a new skateboard, came out with a new skateboard+free weed (unrelated to the skateboard purchase; dude was just VERY proud of his latest crop+wanted me to have a sample). I love the PNW lol. the country might be dyi-- having a bit of a moment, but Cascadia really is fucking forever.

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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

absolute legends I hope we never know who you are 🫡

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 26/06/2026

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 26/06/2026

Gonna be honest the SoftBank goose has really made my week. It’s so funny. It’s a perfect monument to the business idiots and what they imagine AI could be for no imaginable reason other than their willingness to be regulated by the wallet inspector. It’s indefensibly stupid.

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Where's this energy for fascism?

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 23/06/2026

We could use more people DOING something about Elon Musk instead of just amplifying his Stürmerposting. You can dismiss the Tesla dealer protests as "shitlib" all you want but it's 1000x more effective than just soyjack pointing at the guy's tweets

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

If you don’t care about people dying entirely preventable deaths or you don’t think that taxes & government should work to protect citizens from preventable harms then there’s probably no point talking to you, but every 1 dollar spent on syringe service programs saves us all 7 dollars in other costs

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Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls @jtwashin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

No one should lose their voting rights but this person makes me reconsider

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

i have no butt and i must fart

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 19/06/2026

To be clear, the EU replacing Palantir with their own homegrown technologies is a small victory at best. Anyone building "software defined warfare" is fascist and they deserve to be banished from society. EU-based AI warfare is not going to be some woke thing created by the o.g. imperialist powers

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