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Ianvalid User Name @ianfortey.bsky.social · 5h

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Even Dave from accounting? Dave has been locked in a blood feud with a clan of sewer goblins since 1988. Most of his family is dead now.

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10h

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 8h

#GBBO That Gary bloke is actually a Steve Coogan character and you can't persuade me otherwise.

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 8h

I remembered to make a cake for #GBBO night. *smug face*

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Darr247 @darr247.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Here... I rearranged the names to match the photo order.

Cornell 7, with names in same order as the photos.

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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 18h

See?! This is how you do it.

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“Eye of Anaklia," a 40-meter-tall, futuristic abandoned observation tower located on the Black Sea coast of Georgia. IG: @abandoned.berlin www.instagram.com/abandoned.be...

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 17h

I thought this shadow at the bottom of the stairs was amazing last night. But I'd had a drink.

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm nicely Monday-night-drunk. This is the best drunk.

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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Here’s a newspaper article from 29th of August 1914. I only found it today. It’s a story I had a skeleton of knowledge about, but is tragic and horrific in ways I wasn’t actually expecting.

SAD BURNING FATALITY.
Inquest on Cambridge Child.
A WITNESS COMMENDED.
The inquest on the body of William Percy
Parr, of 32.
Cowper-road.
the little child who
died on Wednesday
at Addenbrooke's Hospital,
as the result of setting fire t
hi. al.chine
conducted at the Hospital : noon by the Borough Corone:
News
French on Wetee.
some matches, in the absence of his mother. who was taken suddenly unwell, and set fire to his clothing. receiving severe burns about the
matches to rattle.
to have a dummy box of He had never taken a match
He was a forward
out or tried to strike otehad safety matches. child.
Witness usually
but had non-afety
ones for the first time last
Saturday.
Witness's wife was taken ill at the
time.
Mrs. Hancock, 34, Comper-road, eaid that on Lucaday morning she was in Mr.
Parr's house
at 11.15. She assisted Mrs. Parr, who had been taken ill. upstairs.
The child was in the wash-
house. While witness was upstairs she heard ecme screaming, and as soon as she could she went downstairs and sow the child in flames.
She snatched him into a chair and wrapped him in her apron.
She then put him in the
hearthrug till the flames were gone.
Ther put
oil, rag, and flour on the child and took him in a taxi to the Hospital.
They found a box of
matches on the floor, and three unused matches and one used.
The matches were kept on the
mantel piece,
which
the child
could
have
reached by standing on a chair.
Dr. Mallam,
house surgeon,
said the burns
were severe on the right arm and the right side of the body, right thigh, and right side of the face.
The child was in a serere condition of
shock, and never rallied much. It improved a little with treatment, but they never had any hope.
The child died on Wednesday from
shock.
The Coroner said that Mrs. Hancock herself was burned in trying to put the flames cut.
The jury found that the child died from
chock,
due to accidental burning. and commended Mrs. Hancock for the way she rendered first aid.
The Coroner said it wae a pity Mre…

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thing on Radio 4 at the moment is very good. Illuminated.

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Exit stage left, pursued by a fucking bear. (stage direction, A Winter's Tale).

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal

Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Imelda read the instructions again. "oh! I'm supposed to dress the baby, not stab it with knitting needles! Ah well." #GirlsOwnCC

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don't think I've ever had a cold before that's gone away for a few days and then come back in full force.

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not sure what to make of this number plate.

One of those stupid tank cars with the number plate "16 cm"

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The high wind hit the East coast of the US so fucking hard that a "th" fell off it.

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Defrosted a venison shank, now doing the "is this off or or have I forgotten what venison smells like?" It's in the slow cooker now so we shall see.

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wordle 1,925 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I do not know why people choose to have babies. It's just as well they do though, if it was up to eejits like me we'd be extinct. #TheArchers

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Badgers menu tonight is some kind of potato thing they gave away in Waitrose and some skin from a poached chicken. Looks like Bendynose was first on the scene.

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hell, wake me from a general anaesthetic.

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Originally recorded in archives in 1595, the Kirbister Farmhouse, located in Birsay, Orkney is the last un-restored traditional 'firehoose' (firehouse) in Northern Europe. #medieval #scotland #history IG: @graenwulf www.instagram.com/graenwulf?st...

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N.R. Lines⁷ (she/her) @nrlines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Time line cleanse

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DAPPER DON DHARSHI @dapperdondharshi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A marine biologist films this octopus changing colors while dreaming and it’s spectacular

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Out to lunch. All was going well until they subjected me to I've Been to Paradise. Food better be good.

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Conjunctivitis again. Gosh, lucky me. 😵

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies." "I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."

A hairless cat, ears pricked, looks off into the distance, holding its paw over the mouth of another hairless cat below them.

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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊

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TiffyFone @tiffyfone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is NOT a #Halloween display. They are out here all year long. Every few months they change positions 😀 #KeepAustinWeird

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That reminds me, I left a chicken leg in the air fryer.

Next doors post-operative cat in her cage. Brandishing a shaved leg.

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Arguing about who's hosting Christmas already. 😐 @craftycow.bsky.social you're a tug-of-war child.

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Steven C @stevenc63.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

FFS! How many balloons did they buy!?

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've experienced Keflavik airport. Husband collapsed there, (mainly due to us being terrible piss-heads at the time) and we were taken to hospital, missing our flight. Back at the airport I had the meltdown of all meltdowns and still can't see a branch of Joe & The Juice without wanting to cry.

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Dawny B @dawnbritten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This thread!!!

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Feral cat made a rare visit for breakfast, then second breakfast. Sat in his flowerpot to ask for third breakfast then an almost thoughtful look appeared on his furry face, as if he knew that would be taking the piss. Then he upped and left. #CatsOfBluesky

Feral cat Ginger Rogers in his flowerpot. Photo from earlier this year.

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

@corriepodcast.com Catching up on Friday's ep. Was Mary's Japanese lover called Haribo? She did meet him at the pick & mix, the clues were all there.

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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Two people I knew took their own lives last week - we still view mental health with too much cynicism and not enough compassion - remember @samaritans.bsky.social and @calmzone.bsky.social - it is not weak to share how you feel #mentalhealth #depression #suicideawareness

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My beloved is nearly home. Made a cake and prepped one of his favourite meals. I've missed the big hairy eejit so much.

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Important to keep your Frank moist, especially during a wedding.

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Every morning now when I get up for a pee I check online to see if the monster has maybe finally died, then I go back to sleep disappointed.

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