iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

I use prescription retinoids! I regularly wash and moisturize my beautiful face! c'mon! 🙄🙄🙄 (pretty sure the answer is Hormones but let me bitch)

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

I am 30-someodd years old, why the fuck am I still getting pimples 🙄

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

God DAMN he's like half my weight already and I'm a grown ass adult 😅 what a unit!! also, Oregon mentioned!! 🥳 the coast is the best!

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

bless him and his continued gains you're basically this guy but for real lol

A tweet featuring photos of a man holding his baby, one photo the baby is tiny, the other photo the baby is larger. The caption reads:

"My 3-month-old son is now TWICE as big as when he was born."

"He's on track to weigh 7.5 trillion pounds by age 10"

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

bsky is harshing my mellow, I'm going back to one of the few remaining Good places on the internet drugs reddit "hi is it safe to take [sketchy drug combo]? I took it an hour ago lol but just wondering" bless these specimens

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

also is that the chonky arm of LÖRGE SØN on the edge there

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

this has such a liminal space feel it's the solidness of the background colors I think also, smooch that dog for me (for all of us)

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Increasingly convinced this is the most important post

Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

bathtub? Spidercat skeeting stoned from the bath?? idk what you're talking about

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

(don't worry, it's a proper (enough) glass bong, just with a silicone cover lol)

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

I so seldom smoke (I usually vape or do edibles if I partake in the disco spinach) that when I DO, it is a supremely enjoyable activity lol. it hits different. also my free skateboard weed is niiiiiiice bsky.app/profile/spid...

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

compelling argument. unfortunately for you, I have a snorlax bong. *rrrriiiiiiiiippppppp*

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Sometimes i think about how, in the late 90s, USPS was moving to set up a secure email address for every US resident and how congress prevented it.

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 27/08/2026

all of the times I've fallen off my bike (which, to be fair to myself, have all occurred when I was a kid) have been entirely due to my own dumbassery and not due to a car. and I fucking loathe car culture and car centrism, and I bike regularly as an adult. wear a damn helmet y'all

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Ian @ianlivingston.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

National Hurricane Center on TS Dolly "The timing of the use of the name Dolly for this storm is purely coincidental. "

The timing of the use of the name Dolly for this storm is purely
coincidental. Tropical storm and hurricane names for the North
Atlantic Basin originate from six pre-determined rotating lists
established by the World Meteorological Organization Region IV
Hurricane Committee. The name Dolly replaced Diana after the
1990 hurricane season and was first used in 1996.

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 27/08/2026

wait, there's helmet discourse??? what fucking discourse is there to even be had? if it's anything other than "wearing a helmet is good and you should do it,".........

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Jarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Baja and the blast

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/08/2026

did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume

A young woman in a Garfield inspired outfit with a Garfield headdress

The young woman from the first photo is holding a lasagna that says “lasagna my love language”

missinteenusa Tonight, Indiana is going Garfield!
My state costume celebrates one of Indiana's most iconic creations-Garfield, created by fellow Hoosier Jim Davis.
Born in Marion and raised in Fairmount, Davis turned an orange cat with a big personality into a character recognized and loved around the world.
But this costume represents more than a famous Hoosier.
The hand-painted comic panels on my skirt share messages inspired by my initiative, Captivating Confidence:
"Our differences are what make us beautiful."
"If we don't have love, we have nothing."
"Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates."
To me, true confidence is found in embracing what makes each of us different and recognizing that our greatest beauty comes from within. I am so excited to bring a little Hoosier humor, creativity and confidence to the Miss Teen USA stage tonight!
This one-of-a-kind costume was inspired by my vision and brought to life by Indianapolis-based costume designer, Jess West. @jesswestcostumes

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Maya @icyprincess.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Tower of Babel was just infodumping

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-…

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Bluesky @bsky.app · 27/08/2026

NOW PLAYING: "Beats To Relax / Be Safe To," by @cpsc.gov

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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Reminded of someone at a party who once asked “so are we staying until we go?”

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Mike Z @mikez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Hoarfrost dragon. #Smaugust

A painting of a dragon. The dragon has icy white hide and wings of blue frost.

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 22/08/2026

how can I get in on this scam-turned-free-vacuum

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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I honestly don’t think it’s a very bad thing if a few people decide to get a stimulant prescription they don’t strictly need instead of chugging five hour energy until they have seizures

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 20/08/2026

🎶 Brick by brick Tock by tick No matter how thin No matter how thick 🎶

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Wikipedia @wikipedia.org · 19/08/2026

Another iconic look from Wikipedia to the haute couture fashion shows 💅 🌟

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Kye 🎃 Funkenstein @kye.bsky.to · 18/08/2026

steam dick oiled

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 19/08/2026

To be fair, toddlers are terrifying creatures.

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Iran doesn’t need to DDoS attack Bluesky. All it needs to do is post is “what if a DoorDash driver got caught by a speed camera on the way to someone who was having a bad day of executive function”

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17/08/2026

what I'm doing with my life is none of my business

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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 16/08/2026

The Democratic party leadership fighting harder against the DSA than they do against Trump really says something. These people gotta go, man

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 16/08/2026

I have schfifty five stuck in my head, and now you do too (if you're cool, that is)

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 14/08/2026

hell yeah we survive and thrive out of spite even if it feels impossible some days spite through spite, everything is possible

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 14/08/2026

Have you tried being literally flawless, like your (OBVIOUSLY) literally flawless critics? Fuck em. Not literally. Keep doing what you're doing. ✊🏻

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 14/08/2026

I voted for the worm. Everything else is far too charismatic, and more importantly, they're not spiders.

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 14/08/2026

no spiders? no fucking spiders??? be so for fucking real right now, guardian

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A-Mac 💜❤️ Fudanshi Visionary Denied His Purpose @amac.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Crack an AI's egg, that's what I call a trans AM

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Dr. Black's Medieval Remedies @winstonblack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My god, what an image. Dead kings in a plastic box, carried off as the world burns.

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Jo Wolfe, PhD @jopabinia.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The Canadian Atlantic has surprisingly interesting hermit crabs, if you count waters offshore of southern Nova Scotia! Parapagurus pilosimanus can wear a carcinoecium formed by a large zoanthid coral! 3/7 🇨🇦🦀

Huge 8 armed/polyp purple zoanthid (looks like a cross between coral and an anemone). Under it, a hermit crab. Which is wearing the zoanthid, which itself dissolved the snail shell and replaced it with a chitin replica and itself = carcinoecium

https://smartar-id.app/image/c2049efb-80a7-4a11-a081-6aab0645aa64

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Absolute Ruby💜🏳️‍⚧️ @aethericruby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

ko-fi.com/kittyrusu Friend of mine's in pretty dire straits still, can anyone help her out with some more shares or even donations to help achieve her goal? Urgent, she needs to keep her room paid for and groceries...grocery-d? Please💜

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Support Melody

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lucy @lycanlucy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

text that says "i dont want to be strong anymore i want nice things to happen to me for free" over a crusty image of a rat from super mario 3d world

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 12/08/2026

EVERY. TIME. I see it I fucking lol busy with my METH

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