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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 18h

hopping on that bandwagon my game taste is platformers and vibes my anime taste is shonen and Eizouken

'My 9 Games' trend with the following games: Super Mario 64, Bloodborne, Super Mario Odyssey, Cave Story, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, Picross 3D: Round 2, Half-Life 2, Persona 4, and Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

'My 9 Animes' trend with the following anime: Gurren Lagann, Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!, One Piece, Gintama, Mob Psycho 100, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Haikyu!!, Hunter x Hunter, and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 25/09/2026

control resonant doesn't have a photo mode and it's killing me

Control Resonant screenshot of Dylan standing in a corner store loaded with fun little props you can't read

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 16/09/2026

I have never seen a conversation about Kane Parsons (The Backrooms) without someone mentioning his age. I hope they keep this up for the rest of his career, like in 25 years he wins an Oscar and the discourse is "can you believe a 46-year-old made such a good movie?"

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 10/09/2026

any day now sony is going to release a successful live service product that finally turns things around, and we're all going to look so silly for doubting them

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 09/09/2026

you can say "SaGa" but my brain will always read "Salsa"

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 09/09/2026

Nintendo Direct Guy finally uniting the world on the correct pronunciation for Meccha Chameleon

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 08/09/2026

the way the amiibos strike a better fidelity balance than the game does

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 21/10/2024

Best of Hejibits #069 - Prized Possession (Originally published 2011/06/27) #comic

Panel 1: In a scene from Ocarina of Time, Young Link is leaving Kokiri Forest via rope bridge as he is stopped by Saria, who says “Link…”
Panel 2: Close up on Saria’s hands, holding a beige ocarina. Saria says “I want you to have this ocarina… Please take good care of it.”

Panel 3: Link, looking to camera while walking away holding the ocarina, gives a thumbs up and says “Gotcha.”
Panel 4: Cut to Link in the Hyrule Castle moat, who picks up a blue ocarina and tosses away the beige one. Link says “ooh a blue one”

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 08/09/2026

my zelda direct bingo card is just 25 spaces that say 'bombchu bowling girl'

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 30/08/2022

PSL isn't just a drink. PSL is the warm (or iced) embrace of a dear friend, who has returned home after a long time away. PSL is the swansong of Summer, a symbol of better times ahead

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 02/09/2026

70* StreetPasses throughout PokémonXP/Worlds weekend. 10 years ago you'd have gotten 7,000, easily (*66 + the 4 I have out currently; I didn't know how the line worked bc they added it after StreetPass was already dead) anyway, photo thread:

Photo of my 3DS StreetPass Mii Plaza, showing 66 Miis in line

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 27/08/2026

is it just me or does yosuke persona4's headphones + collar make it look like he's taking a phone call with a PSP

Persona 4 Revival key art of Yosuke Hanamura, with his collar & headphones overlapping in a way that resembles a PSP

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 25/08/2026

it's particularly funny how this week-long boycott draws a line at renewing PS+, which most subscribers pay for annually, sometimes years at a time stick it to the man by frowning in his general direction for a week while you continue to give him your money

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 22/08/2026

i didn't particularly like the duskbloods

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 20/08/2026

I'm finally building Pokopia's bird altars and I incidentally triggered a cutscene in Dragonite form (who otherwise doesn't have a standing animation)...the aura

Pokopia screenshot of Dragonite Ditto standing in front of Articuno in the Altar of Ice

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 20/08/2026

one time somebody said my comics aren't real comics because I use lowercase lettering

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 19/08/2026

if they were really committed to immersion they'd make it so that refueling your car costs real money based on current florida gas prices

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 17/08/2026

no puzzle in Big Walk could ever be as challenging as getting 4+ people to be available at the same time to play Big Walk

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 05/11/2024

Kingdom Hearts but it's McDonald's uniforms instead of black cloaks (and also they work at McDonald's) (1/2) (originally posted 2022/04/17) #art

Marluxia is standing behind a McDonald's register, dressed in a McDonald's uniform. In the faded foreground, Scrooge McDuck can be seen angrily waving his cane at Marluxia, who appears unhappy to be here

Larxene is standing behind a McDonald's counter, also dressed in a McDonald's uniform, folding her arms and annoyedly looking away from an upset Roxas. Roxas shouts "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ICE CREAM MACHINE IS BROKEN"

Terra, dressed in a McDonald's uniform, is working the grill with a keyblade fashioned after a spatula, and appears to have dropped a burger on the floor. Terra appears anxious about his mistake, while a sinister visage of Xehanort hovers over his shoulder and says "IT'S FINE! REMEMBER THE 5-SECOND RULE?"

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 05/11/2024

Kingdom Hearts but it's McDonald's uniforms instead of black cloaks (and also they work at McDonald's) (2/2) (originally posted 2022/04/17) #art

In a 2-panel comic based on a scene from Kingdom Hearts III, Xigbar, Maleficent, and Pete look down in glee, while wearing McDonald's uniforms. In the second panel, it appears the evil trio has unearthed the fabled Black Box, which appears as a black Happy Meal box

In a drawing based on a scene from Kingdom Hearts, Happy (the maligned McDonald's mascot from the mid-2010s) raises a keyblade spatula while the gate to Kingdom Hearts closes behind him, mirroring the scene with Shirtless King Mickey from the end of Kingdom Hearts

In a drawing superimposed over a photo of a Burger King queue, Aqua stands cautiously while dressed in a McDonald's uniform. Aqua says "so this is the realm of darkness..."

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 15/08/2026

I hope that when Donald & Goofy reunite with Sora KH4 they ask him why he looks Like That

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 12/08/2026

it is somewhat refreshing to see them drop the veneer and just say "we know it sucks. fuck you"

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 11/08/2026

"What kind of wrap do you want for your Cybertruck, boss?" "I want it to feel like you're in Egypt" "Urine Egypt? Say no more"

Photo of a parked Cybertruck with a urine-colored wrap and an Egyptian hieroglyph decal depicting the Eye of Horus on the driver-side door

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 09/08/2026

@onepiecepodcast.com He said the thing! (art by tealteacup on IG)

Photo of various decals focusing on one of Luffy, noted anti-fascist, holding up a sign that says "FUK I.C.E."

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 09/08/2026

I'm not an economist but if EA is worth -$18bn now, can I have it

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 03/08/2026

Beast of Reincarnation comes out tomorrow and I'm not ready for another deluge of Game Freak discourse

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 31/07/2026

me doing One Piece improv: "gomu gomu yes, and"

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 29/07/2026

they call it "hands-free" but are we truly free #comic

Panel 1: In a black-and-white comic, I stand to the right of a sink full of dirty dishes. I say "Lots of dishes today. I better put on a podcast". I tap an earbud in my ear, and it goes "boop"

Panel 2: Later while washing dishes, a voice on my podcast says "...and we'll be right back after this ad break: This podcast is brought to you by Squaresp--" as I interrupt "NO". I panic while hunched over my wet hands, as I am unable to tap on my earbud to skip the ad

Panel 4: My earbud responds, "Here's what I found on the web for "skip forward 60 seconds"... I fall to my knees screaming "AAAAAAAAAA", with my elbows resting over the sink while my hands stay wet

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 29/07/2026

they call it "hands-free" but are we truly free #comic

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 18/07/2026

mine #comic

Panel 1: In a comic depiction of Pokémon Pokopia, Trainer Ditto and Professor Tangrowth are standing in Withered Wasteland. Professor Tangrowth raises a finger and says, “We’re going to need extra-specific habitats if we want to attract humans!”
Panel 2: Ditto places a desk, gaming PC, gaming chair, a bag of jalapeño chips in the chair, and a stack of manga volumes, activating sparkles that indicate a successful habitat was formed. Professor Tangrowth observes from screen-right

Panel 3: Ditto proudly places their hands on their hips, but turns their head slightly at a “rustle rustle rustle” occurring behind them. Professor Tangrowth places their hands on their cheeks in surprise
Panel 4: My self-insert appears in the gaming chair eating from the bag of chips, wearing the same clothes as Trainer Ditto. Ditto waves their left hand to greet me
Panel 5: I turn the gaming chair clockwise, protecting my chips from those who would take them from me. Ditto’s expression turns neutral, and their hand lowers while Professor Tangrowth appears sad

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 19/07/2026

stumbled upon my cursed april fools 2013 comic (previously uploaded only temporarily) and this bit where I steal credit from myself is pretty good still

Cursed Reddit-style comic for April Fools 2013. "(C) hejibits 2013" is pasted on every panel.

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Boardroom Suggestion's www.hejibits.com credit is crossed out and replaced with another www.hejibits.com

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 19/07/2026

i love drawing ditto... they're surprisingly tough to make cute (background wip) (the last panel of this one is really cute but you're gonna have to tune in tomorrow. like and subscribe)

Work-in-progress comic panel of trainer Ditto and I resting on a wooden bench in Pokemon Pokopia

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 18/07/2026

if you're wondering why my comics take so long it's partly because I do things like zooming in and rounding out the sharp edges on Ditto's outlines to make them look 1% goopier

Zoomed in screenshot of a drawing of trainer Ditto, with imperceivably soft outline corners

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 18/07/2026

hey so, funny story, i went to take pokopia reference screenshots but then I thought "I should reach environment level 10 in every zone before the DLC comes out", and then I thought "well I should also 100% the DK Bananza DLC", and then deltarune came out, and then rhythm heaven came out, and then

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 15/07/2026

Go Fest haul, 10th anniversary edition #pogo

Pokémon Go screenshot of recently caught shiny & perfect IV Pokémon (Pikachu Visor Bulbasaur, 2 Pikachu Visor Charmanders, Pikachu Visor Squirtle, Team Mystic Hat Pikachu, Sandshre, Meowth, Galarian Farfetch'd, Gastly, Vaporeon, Mega Mewtwo Y, 9 Mewtwos, Marill, Unown L, Girafarig, Hisuian Sneasel, Hitmontop, Blaziken, Makuhita, Sableye, Mawile, Barboach, Whiscash, Bagon, Beldum, Palkia, Scraggy, Minccino, Litwick, Stunfisk, Deino, 2 Kyurems, Flabébé R, 2 Skrelp, Phantump, 3 Necrozma, Impidimp, 2 Zacian, Lechonk, and Tadbulb)

Photo of 3 Pokémon Go inflatable arches decorating the entrance to San Francisco's Pier 39, while a big inflatable Jigglypuff watches from afar

Low-angle photo of a big inflatable Jigglypuff, or as their friends call them, Bigglypuff

Two big sea lions in heated debate, while other smaller sea lions relax on the pier

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 08/07/2026

learned about ClearSky today and wow blocking is a whole thing on here, huh. some people manually blocking 100,000+ accounts and I only now mustered up the effort to block JD Vance

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 06/07/2026

this is all a misunderstanding; what she actually wants is for Xbox to lay off 1 billion employees per day

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 03/07/2026

saw some Rhythm Heaven Groove reviewers mentioning latency issues while docked and thought "heh, skill issue". but uh, hm. latency issue, actually

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