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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

bless him and his continued gains you're basically this guy but for real lol

A tweet featuring photos of a man holding his baby, one photo the baby is tiny, the other photo the baby is larger. The caption reads:

"My 3-month-old son is now TWICE as big as when he was born."

"He's on track to weigh 7.5 trillion pounds by age 10"

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 04/09/2026

(don't worry, it's a proper (enough) glass bong, just with a silicone cover lol)

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 02/02/2026

every time my beloved darling domestic partner travels, this kind of thing happens within 24 hours. I cannot be trusted to grocery shop on my own 🤭

It's a big ass plastic container full of cookies

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 16/12/2025

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using, without explanation.

I hereby now declare you a yeti knight!

🖐🏻

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 27/11/2025

Post something random or you'll have an awful December

Seven of Nine looking confused at someone's phone thru the TV

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 22/11/2025

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 17/11/2025

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

a meme about aliens in science fiction. The text reads:

Star Trek: Human with an unusual face tattoo. Called something like the Kth'Grathi

Star Wars: Bug that's vaguely asian. Called Glumshit Chang

Doctor Who: Househole appliance that is a black hole with a Lancashire accent. Called the Kaloxigorb of Charrr

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 03/11/2025

I am SO excited for breakfast tomorrow. And possibly a snack tonight. Gimme those shitty sugary dinos 🥰

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 17/09/2025

oh, Moderna... you still got hands everything hurts! but it's for a good cause. here's a list of qualifying conditions for being "at risk" for severe COVID, according to the CDC. 💉

CDC 2025 List of U nderlying Medical Conditions That Increase a Person's Risk of Severe Covid-19
Asthma
Cancer
Hematologic malignancies
Cerebrovascular disease Chronic kidney disease* People receiving dialysis
Chronic lung diseases limited to the following: Bronchiectasis COPD (chronic obstructive pulmonary disease) Interstitial lung disease Pulmonary embolism Pulmonary hypertension
Chronic liver diseases limited to the following: Cirrhosis Nonalcoholic fatty liver disease Alcoholic liver disease Autoimmune hepatitis
Cystic fbrosis
Diabetes mellitus,type 1 Diabetes melitus, type 2*
Gestational diabetes
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Disabilities*t, including Down's syndrome
Heart conditions (such as heart failure, coronary artery disease, or cardiomyopathies)
HIV (human immunodeficiency virus)
Mental health conditions limited to the following: Mood disorders, including depression Schizophrenia spectrum disorders
Neurologic conditions limited to dementiat and Parkinson's disease
Obesity (BMI >30 or 95th percentile in children)
Physical inactivity
Pregnancy and recent pregnancy
Primary immunodeficiencies
Smoking, current and former
Solid-organ or blood stem-cell transplantation
Tuberculosis
Use of corticosteroids or other immunosuppressive medications

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 10/06/2025

Looks like staff are in damage control mode. They're hearing us! Good! make em sweat!

tiwane
iNaturalist Staff

21m

Hey everyone, we apologize for retweeting this
announcement from Google without providing more
details about it. That was our mistake and I understand
Why t created
lot of doubts and uncertainty.

We're working on a bl0g post now that will provide
more details and quite a few FAQs about our work
stemming from the Google.org program. When it's
ready we'll post it to inaturalist.org/blog 4 and we'll
link to it here.

Edited to remove grant" as "program" is more
t-
accurate.

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 20/05/2025

went to the library today only the finest high brow literature for yours truly

A screen of a library self checkout kiosk. It shows three titles being checked out: "that time I got drunk and saved a demon"; "that time I got drunk and yeeted a love potion at a werewolf "; "that time I got drunk and saved a human"

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 16/05/2025

easy sadly they lost four limbs in a kayaking accident

Stick figure with a brown recluse cephalothorax for a head. It's wearing a crudely drawn cowboy hat

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 27/03/2025

Post the first videogame you ever played Reader Rabbit on DOS. I think it was this one. I was very young!

Box art for Reader Rabbit 1, a DOS game from The Learning Company.

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 20/01/2025

Always and forever. Never stop being unapologetically you. I know that I will never shut up, and I will never stop being me.

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.
- Albert Camus "

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 20/12/2024

Y'know, in a non-museum context, this email subject could mean something VERY DIFFERENT

A screenshot of an email notification. The email subject is "cake in the anthro lounge"

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 19/12/2024

lol, understandable! I just figured it was time to have my pfp *actually* be a spood :3 here's the full version of my old pfp! I do like this pic. Just a lil guy!

An iridescent green and bronze beetle on a leaf

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 16/12/2024

Idk man, he links to it on his literal website lol

Screenshot of Andrew Tate's stupid dudebro website. It has links to @CobraTate and @TateTheTalisman, Twitter accounts belonging to Andrew and Tristan Tate, respectively.

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 01/12/2024

Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free

World's Insect Leaders Attend G20,000,000,000 Summit

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 28/11/2024

happy turkey day y'all. Emoji kitchen doesn't support the 🦃 emoji (for shame), so here's a spidercat instead. 🕷️🐱

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 18/10/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #258,353! 🫡

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #258,353, Spider Cat ‪@spidercat.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 5, 2023"

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 09/07/2023

Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie.

A GameCube game titled "very far away horse". The art is a photo of a pasture with a very far away horse on it. There's a badge that states "game of the year edition | horse is now even farther away". It's ESRB rated T for teen and has the official Nintendo seal of authenticity. It is not a real game and is almost certainly a Photoshop.

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 08/07/2023

same image but finishing the alt text

Row three (final row), four panels. Panel one: just the text "meanwhile in a 20 mile radius of this event". Panel two: a crudely drawn woman with her bodice ripping; the text "bodices ripping" borders her image while she says "mister Spock!". Panel three: a nondescript, crudely drawn Starfleet doctor with his head in his hands, bordered by the text "doctor's turning gay". Panel four (final panel): just text: "it was amazing. the end."

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · 08/07/2023

I've had this saved on every phone I've had since like 2008 and I don't know who the artist is but I'm going to continue keeping it on my phone forever

A comic titled "ooh mister spock, a fan fiction". Top row has three panels. First panel states the comic title. Second panel shows a crude drawing of Spock saying "Captain Kirk I am on board now". Third panel still shows Spock, this time with an open shirt, who says "and I am looking so intelligent, and also my shirt opened?" there is the word "ripple" to emphasize a rippling effect of Spock's shirt.

Row two. Three panels. Panel one: crude captain Kirk, saying "ooh mister Spock ooh". The word "swoon" is on the side. Panel two: Spock and Kirk are embracing; Kirk has his head tilted back as he says "let's do it". Spock says "yes". Panel three: Spock gazes into Kirk's eyes. He says "and I will activate the automatic pilot". The word "gaze" is also present.
Row three (final row), four panels. Panel one: just the text "meanwhile in a 20 mile radius of this event". Panel two: a crudely drawn woman with her bodice ripping; the text "bodices ripping" borders her image while she says [cont'd]

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