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Sparkles

@sparkleboi.bsky.social
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A less discerning wastrel.

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So, while I do agree that Paramount and WB merging under some asshole is a Bad Thing, I also feel like some of the wringing of hands is coming from the "everything was fine until 2016" types. Like, I have shocking news for you about what kind of person was running every single corporation already.
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 01/10/2026
If anyone is in touch with any of the local trans inclusive safe spaces orgs around the country can you reach out to them and ask if they would be willing to speak to me over the next day or so please. I have opened my DMs.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Changing what an English or even British wrestler had to be like in the West No Union flag. No tea. His own colour scheme. Not entirely ground based. Not posh, or even Cockney
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Burnham said he would stand by the Labour 2024 manifesto. This is what the 2024 Labour manifesto says about the Pensions Triple Lock; “Labour will retain the triple lock for the state pension.” The fact that Burnham is EVEN CONSIDERING ending it tells you all you need to know about him.
Our system of state, private, and workplace pensions provide the basis for security in retirement. Labour will retain the triple lock for the state pension. We will also adopt reforms to workplace pensions to deliver better outcomes for UK savers and pensioners. Our pensions review will consider what further steps are needed to improve security in retirement, as well as to increase productive investment in the UK economy.
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m so fed up with reminding everyone that trans people were warning this would happen 15 years ago and you didn’t listen…
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The stupidest person you know still deserves better than paying to go to the cinema and see a few minutes of extra material added to an old movie The most depressing thing about the media landscape right now to me isn't what we get, it is how many people happily accept it AND pay for it
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gru's Plan meme

1.) purposefully drive progressive voters away
2.) pursue votes from xenophobic pensioners
3.) cancel pension guarantees so the pensioners hate you too
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Freebesieged @freebesieged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
UK pensions are the LOWEST in Western Europe, and the UK is the sixth richest country on earth. Don't let the newspapers tell you our pensions are "unaffordable"
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The motherfucking Raid
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Yayan Ruhian The Raid
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Cecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holding wrestlers like a baby with Mark Davis
Cecil Nyx holding Mark Davis like a baby
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ll accept all sorts of surreal imagery in Silent Hill, but this much publicly available housing anywhere near the British Isles is pushing it.
Silent Hill: Townfall screenshot showing many “For Sale” signs.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#lastfourwatched but probably gonna watch something tonight
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ME: what is the point of this ARCHERY INSTRUCTOR: this is going to be harder than i thought
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
I must once again emphasize that if you are putting art on the internet, you need your own website in case some fucking management ghoul decides the platform they paid too much money for isn't worth how much they paid for it
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David J Bradley @davidjbradley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A Big Bang Theory spinoff show about the comic book store guy that's a multiverse adventure where they had the Golden Age Flash fighting Mr Freeze
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
PSA; Fascists are never defeated by appeasement/deals. It is defeated by eternal vigilance and people getting out and standing up against them when needed.
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The following story is true, but which i mean false. But it is a good story. And isn't that a *kind* of truth? The answer, is no.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone.
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 17/09/2026
If wrestling isn't real then explain this.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 15/09/2026
i do unfortunately given this like 9/2 odds
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The nerve of Ed Sheeran to be 'apolitical' when his first hit song is about a drug addicted sex worker
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Horror fans should watch this if they haven't already. It's great
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m the guy who goes into every news story about a poll and says “33% still support him?!?!😡😡😡😡” and I think my fresh perspective really makes people think
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Burger King sometimes uses one of the Fallout fonts* * Berthold Block variant
Opening narration slide from Fallout 1 intro of people hauling rubble in a tunnel.  Slide text Art Director LEONARD BOYARSKY Technical Art Director JASON ANDERSONBurger King ad with the King dancing on the Joker steps.  Ad text DEAR BRONX, WE KNOW CLOWNS CAN BE ANNOYING
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Has Lammy considered not punching himself directly in the dick
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inkle @inkle.co · 11/09/2026
🎙️ Call for voice actors! 🎭 We're looking for two lead voices for our next game. - One male and one female, vocal age 40 to 60 - Cornish / Welsh / South-West England accent If that's you, please send an acting sample to info@inklestudios.com, marked “casting call”. (Paid, ofc) <3 RTs!
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shaking Through
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 10/09/2026
happy saw (2004) day to all those who celebrate #September10
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Bodie A. Ashton @manwithoutatan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just saw a post declaring a certain point in history as “when the train ran off the rails and we’ve been riding a runaway train ever since” and whatever their point was, I humbly suggest they have an extremely shaky grasp on the concept of trains.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cat Food For Men: the first ever cat food formulated with mega-doses of taurine and tryptophan for optimum masculine performance. When hunger calls, answer it with a feast that only the manliest deserve. Available in Chicken Dinner, Beef Tallow Pate, and Beef Chunks In Gravy.
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qntm @qntm.org · 09/09/2026
AI streamlines lying. It stems from an institutional culture of habitual lying and not caring about lying. It comes from the top
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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David J Bradley @davidjbradley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's really annoying how many articles get to be "guy who profits from this tech says the tech is good" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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AI will cure cancer in our lifetime, claims boss of UK chip giant
Arm Holding's chief executive Rene Haas says artificial intelligence will find a solution to the disease.
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
But for me, it was Tuesday
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Hellrazor Ramon @sugarazor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The WWE Performance Center has not made one single (male) WWE Superstar. It's been open for 13 years. If you met a guy who offered to train you in pro wrestling but he's never made a single guy in over a decade of running a camp, would you give him money to train you?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 03/09/2026
What a weird coincidence, surely these seemingly independent companies couldn't have a single point of failure caused by incestuously sharing the identical infrastructure.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
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Alex Arrelia @alexarrelia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Social media just makes me hate other people, on the whole.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 02/09/2026
Do not speak to the BBC if you are trans. Just don't do it. Tell them to go fuck themselves. Even if you know the reporter and they are not an ass, tell them to go fuck themselves anyway because they work for the BBC and their editors will do this regardless of the journalist's intent.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would 100% support a law that says if any digital platform removes your access to media you paid for then they are required to refund you the entirety of the original purchase price. That would solve this whole thing in a hurry.
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Casting Call" We're still doing interviews for Wrestling is Weird! If you've got in-ring experience for an audience as a ref, wrestler, commentator, or announcer we want to talk to you!
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
incredible things happening on Threads
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's been a week
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Stephanie Brown from DC
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