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A less discerning wastrel.

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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 2h
I feel like that movie said 'you know what - fuck the fans'
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 5h
Honestly i think it's worse, I think that movie is basically pro eugenics Just let the disabled and old die!
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 7h
Just thinking about how kids don’t play out anymore so there’s loads of them who’ve never been stung by stinging nettles. So, if you’re out with your kids today and you see some nettles, teach them about your childhood by pushing them over x
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
can't take "LLMs are people" discourse seriously when we haven't even convinced everyone that all people are people.
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is a new low [complimentary]
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity.
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The main thing I am learning from rewatching Star Trek OS is George Takei was a *SNACK*
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George Takei as Sulu Fencing
Alt: George Takei as Sulu, shirtless, sweaty, Fencing
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tony Soprano
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
yes I think a horse-drawn wehrmacht armed primarily with bolt action rifles would easily conquer the entire mass of africa, not get wiped out in a matter of days by Egypt's professional 21st century air force
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Secret Drug Addict @scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Horrified to learn people think me bringing up my veganism is virtue-signaling — I was just trying to alert them that I’m high-maintenance and white
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We hope you enjoyed No Moral Theatre!
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If anyone was in any doubt about the transphobic impulses of the BBC...
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I want to see empty exhibits in British museums, that contain only the story about what they once contained, and why they had to be sent home. The space would be no less profound for me www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Oxford ceremony marks return home of kiwi feather cloak
The kahu kiwi, given to a British doctor in 1900, was "crying to come home", Māori campaigners say.
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qntm @qntm.org · 11/10/2026
$2.99 on Kindle for one day only!
amazon.com
There Is No Antimemetics Division: A Novel
Amazon.com: There Is No Antimemetics Division: A Novel eBook : qntm: Books
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hate to See Your Heart Break
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Nicholas Pegg @nicholaspegg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In the 1985 Doctor Who serial Vengeance on Varos, an authoritarian regime run by a weak man keeps the downtrodden population in line by broadcasting public executions to distract from the fact that it has tanked the economy through a combination of incompetence, arrogance and institutional cruelty.
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Welcome back to the ghost town of misery
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
so i know that this is a really big ask and it's also a really stupid loan, i know it's predatory going in, i'm not an idiot but i'm running out of options so anyway. huge ask. no obligation to any of you. but would anyone be willing to co-sign this evil $3000 loan with me?
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All rats should be named after Wil Wheaton
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My mother not me but Bohemian Rhapsody - 'spare him his life for some pork sausages'
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
youtu.be/cUWKEGrqrG4?... Fanny rocked. Their cover of Badge is also awesome
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Fanny - Badge
YouTube video by Classic Rock Bands
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The ultimate Gen AI use Getting the computer to have fun for you
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wish the Dems were 1% as cool as their detractors make them sound
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"chatGPT thinks I am a genuis" is just the modern version of "I think this stripper is in love with me"
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yes everyone is mad at you. on account of your failings.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So, while I do agree that Paramount and WB merging under some asshole is a Bad Thing, I also feel like some of the wringing of hands is coming from the "everything was fine until 2016" types. Like, I have shocking news for you about what kind of person was running every single corporation already.
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 01/10/2026
If anyone is in touch with any of the local trans inclusive safe spaces orgs around the country can you reach out to them and ask if they would be willing to speak to me over the next day or so please. I have opened my DMs.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It wouldn't be off brand for him tbh
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have you seen the TNA show where it's an ECW reunion but they can't legally say ECW Except they accident say it like six times
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Changing what an English or even British wrestler had to be like in the West No Union flag. No tea. His own colour scheme. Not entirely ground based. Not posh, or even Cockney
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Burnham said he would stand by the Labour 2024 manifesto. This is what the 2024 Labour manifesto says about the Pensions Triple Lock; “Labour will retain the triple lock for the state pension.” The fact that Burnham is EVEN CONSIDERING ending it tells you all you need to know about him.
Our system of state, private, and workplace pensions provide the basis for security in retirement. Labour will retain the triple lock for the state pension. We will also adopt reforms to workplace pensions to deliver better outcomes for UK savers and pensioners. Our pensions review will consider what further steps are needed to improve security in retirement, as well as to increase productive investment in the UK economy.
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m so fed up with reminding everyone that trans people were warning this would happen 15 years ago and you didn’t listen…
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The stupidest person you know still deserves better than paying to go to the cinema and see a few minutes of extra material added to an old movie The most depressing thing about the media landscape right now to me isn't what we get, it is how many people happily accept it AND pay for it
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gru's Plan meme

1.) purposefully drive progressive voters away
2.) pursue votes from xenophobic pensioners
3.) cancel pension guarantees so the pensioners hate you too
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Freebesieged @freebesieged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
UK pensions are the LOWEST in Western Europe, and the UK is the sixth richest country on earth. Don't let the newspapers tell you our pensions are "unaffordable"
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is sure the setting of a horrendous precedent, yes Why worry about all movies being the same when we can just make all movies the same few movies?
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The motherfucking Raid
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Yayan Ruhian The Raid
ALT: Yayan Ruhian The Raid
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Cecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holding wrestlers like a baby with Mark Davis
Cecil Nyx holding Mark Davis like a baby
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nog is a top 5 favourite Trek character for me seriously Based Nog
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ll accept all sorts of surreal imagery in Silent Hill, but this much publicly available housing anywhere near the British Isles is pushing it.
Silent Hill: Townfall screenshot showing many “For Sale” signs.
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am so mad someone got to this before me
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My immediate thought on seeing the signing was 'now let her bleed'
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I like it less than most but Black Mirror hasn't been consistently good for ages
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#lastfourwatched but probably gonna watch something tonight
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Sparkles @sparkleboi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watched it for the first time two days ago
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David Rose's Disgusted 'Ew' Reaction
ALT: David Rose's Disgusted 'Ew' Reaction
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ME: what is the point of this ARCHERY INSTRUCTOR: this is going to be harder than i thought
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