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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 12/12/2023

My favorite part of Christmas time is not doing Elf on a Shelf and laughing at all the stressed out people who do.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

Men are from Mars, women are from a planet that probably smells nicer than Mars.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

Them: if you could be any animal wha- Me: rotisserie chicken

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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

Celebrating Thanksgivingween by dressing as a sexy turkey

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

I’m so pale I get moonburn. 🤯

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

My Boss: Are you with me so far? Me *nodding* : Yes. *Narrator: He had not, in fact, been with his Boss for some time.

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

My 3 yr old was singing clap, clap, clap. 8: What did she just say!? Me: Clap? 8: OH, I thought she said the C word. Me: Wait, what other C word? 8: COCK

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

If YouTube could come up with a "That wasn't me, that was my kid. Please don't mess up my algorithm" button, that'd be great. Except for the asmr toy unboxing. That was me.

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

I will always love memes. It's like microdosing the news in a way that I can accept-through inappropriate and dark humor.

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

Match my effort. But for the love of God, please don't match my energy.

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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

Jesus: Mum, where do babies come from? Joseph: Yeah Mary, where DO babies come from?

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

I had a physical today and was covered in bruises and scratches. I was too scared to say I had insane sex all weekend so just in case, I prepared a whole hiking story explaining how I got hurt. My medical history includes asthma and obesity. Pretty sure she would've call me on my bullshit.

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Penny :3 @pennystonkz.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

My ears my choice!

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

I'm a good mom but sometimes I drop the phone on my kid's head.

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 04/11/2023

What's stopping me from being happy? Me. Definitely me.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 01/11/2023

ME: I want to talk to more people ALSO ME: If another person talks to me, I'm going to nap for 700 years

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 03/11/2023

I tried to stay away but there's so much stuff in my head that shouldn't be said out loud. So obviously it should be said here.

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

My daughter said Why are you so much work?? And honestly I have the same question.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.

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Helleanor Rigby @mom-overboard.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

No weirdos? Well aren't YOU boring.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

Me: well, the baby doesn’t fall far from the tree Her: that’s not how it— [the bough breaks and a cradle lands on us]

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

There are times when I can't wait to go to sleep at night because I know I'm going to dream of you. 🖤

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 19/08/2023

Mental Health in 2023 be like: Depressed? I got a meme for that.

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

I put my hand upon your hip And then I steal yo queso dip

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 17/08/2023

I've taken more bathroom breaks at work in order to take inappropriate pics than I ever have to actually use the bathroom.

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

Made it to work on time. Left all my stuff at home. Balance.

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cunt eatswood @novacorpse.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

look what you made me do (go feral)

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

You can win any pillow fight with the help of a few D cell batteries

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

This is for the teachers who are going back to work today.

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Grave-Ridge 🇨🇦 @cridge17.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

I'm bored. Not sure if it's the depression, ADHD, or if I've just seen all of the internet.

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

Call me Mary Winchester the way I’m fighting these demons today

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

My husband is hiding candy from me. Should I tase him or pepper spray him?

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She's a Wildflower Mmmkay @southernmama.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

These targeted ads are getting a little too real. Here's a few "suggestions" from Redbubble.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 01/08/2023

GOD: You have probably 70-80 years at most before you die, ideally. MAN: oh. well, i'll make the most of- GOD: You'll be unconscious for 1/3 of the time. MAN: ..uh GOD: *leans in* That'll be your favorite part.

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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 02/08/2023

billionaires have to go do heavy hallucinogens with shamans to get even a taste of the transcendent wisdom normal people get having a conversation in chairs that look like this

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 29/07/2023

Love is accepting someone for who they are. Love is knowing their faults & staying anyway. Love is not getting mad when you discover they are keeping opossums in the attic. Love is staying out of the attic unless you are feeding the opossums. Love is not calling animal control.

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