Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Number 698: Flamin’ Hot Baby Powder 623018 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social 391837338 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋tinybaby @tiny.baby · 13/05/2026saw a porno earlier where a guy was sucking his own dick while a woman was licking his ass and im imagining he was mansplaining a blowjob 41178 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Unreal Tournament (1999) - Morpheus 538986 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 16/09/2025Slovakia [OC] r/brutalism 211713 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 05/09/2025you wouldn't believe the shit coming out of my ass right now 3475 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋onion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2025meta ai trying to figure it out 844331497 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/09/2025hand under blanket champion 2025 291660123 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋ceej @ceej.online · 05/09/2025they made all the playplace slides narrower. nobody is talking about this 6801 0
a¢ab rocky 𓅋 @sophianlithoson.bsky.social · 03/09/2025New ticket INC0042069 - URGENT new Azure instance works for help desk only but makes fart sounds when CIO tried it??? 010 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋onion person @junlper.beer · 18/08/2025decided to take an uber instead of the bus to work today and he asked what my job was and he said “haven’t heard of satire before, i’m going to have to chatGPT that” 993570189 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Tibetan Blackbird: (sweating) I have to go 31045 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋Carl Beijer @carlbeijer.bsky.social · 05/08/2025OK guys I'm an Elizabeth Warren fan now See how easy that was 779076 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋Radio Boo-ranoia 👻 @aftertheboop.bsky.social · 04/08/2025"i have a system" the system: 093 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 19/03/2025is he ready for the major leagues? you better fuckin believe it. 45110 0
a¢ab rocky 𓅋 @sophianlithoson.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Seeing a hot chick from New York and saying in the Pace commercial voice: "New York City!!!??!" 000 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/07/2025lol it's hard to get a pic bc he's always attacking my feet but it's like this 1262 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋i’m just ken @shepardcdr.bsky.social · 30/07/2025“i need you to do a bit with me” 840376 0
a¢ab rocky 𓅋 @sophianlithoson.bsky.social · 29/07/2025People: "you should watch [sport]! 😁 Sure it's plagued by gambling but it's still fun 😄 The sport's least corrupt official: 020 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋A24 Violin Sting @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 28/07/2025I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see 286131702488 0
a¢ab rocky 𓅋 @sophianlithoson.bsky.social · 27/07/2025??? Sausage with potatoes is better then a different sausage??? 150 0
a¢ab rocky 𓅋 @sophianlithoson.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Did not expect to get turned into da freaking Joker this early in the day 010 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋"fart" @jonhendren.com · 25/07/2025literally less than 20 minutes into my yearly Fury Road rewatch and am astonished once again at what a perfect movie it is 1138715 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Oh, they've got this all screwed up 2489147 0
a¢ab rocky 𓅋 @sophianlithoson.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Maaaan to be a fly on the wall for that private convo with Killer Mike. Part of me wishes it was cool but the realistic part of me thinks he's probably upset with the rent freeze or something 020 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 25/07/2025What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent cheese meal? 518530 0
a¢ab rocky 𓅋 @sophianlithoson.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Did someone say... Back-to-back podiums?media.tenor.coma man wearing a green and black shirt that says stake on itAlt: Nico Hulkenberg wearing shades and a green and black shirt that says stake on it. He crosses his arms and looks at the camera as he walks on by 110 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋ROCHASAURUSREX @rochasaurusrex.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I can't believe Ozzy gave his life in a dark ritual to summon the Iron Sheik to camel clutch Hulk Hogan back into Hell. 618258 0
a¢ab rocky 𓅋 @sophianlithoson.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Some excellent general advice. Whole thread is interesting but this right here applies to a lot of things 020 0
a¢ab rocky 𓅋 @sophianlithoson.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Hell yeah more Christians like this, please 000 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋Gentleman Doofus @gentledoofus.bsky.social · 23/07/2025One underrated aspect of Ozzy Osbourne was the degree to which his persona laid bare the absurdity of Satanic Panic. He could get Christians all in a tizzy by saying something like “I’m having tea with my best mate… that’s right, the devil!” 19610 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Happy beans day to those who celebrate 152137588 0
Reposted by a¢ab rocky 𓅋Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 22/06/2023Witches gathered in their masseeeeeeeees 🎸🎸 Pointy hats, big boobs, and asseeeeeeees 🎸🎸 Casting spells on monsterkiiiiiiind 🎸🎸 Damn that magic ass is fiiiiiiine OH LAWD NOW 🎸🎸 🎸🎸🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸🎸 17615 0
a¢ab rocky 𓅋 @sophianlithoson.bsky.social · 22/07/2025RIP to the godfather of Heavy Metal. Goodnight sweet Prince of Darkness 020 0
![A riff on the famous Mike Primavera (@primawesome) tweet about shelter cats and coyotes, with substitutions in brackets
My neighbor told me [Republicans] keep eating his [vulnerable minority groups] so I asked how many [minorities] he has and he said he just [Votes Blue, No Matter Who] and gets a new [minority] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [vulnerable minorities] to Republicans and then his daughter started crying.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3vj3sznbplg35cnfx4dtvss/bafkreig2ukd3sswlxg2g3py5t23jjs6dzdizqk67wuw7ddrdv6wgrgbjpi)
