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Gabe

@someguynamedg.bsky.social
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Professional Baby Wrangler(NICU RN), former IT Guy, Gardening Guy, Baseball Guy, Dog Guy, Wife Guy, Saltwater Reef Fish Tank Guy

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 07/09/2026
i really cannot maintain enough that my current theory of donald trump is that he is utterly gripped by the terror of death, and is desperately attempting to leave some mark on the world that history cannot erase--this is the point of the wars, the annexation threats, the dc vandalism
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Larry Ellison theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-i…
How does it feel to have dropped from the second- to the eighth-richest person in the world in only two months?

I don’t do this for the money. I do it to hurt as many people as possible.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone.
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Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Talked to my mom more about this because I find it fascinating and he apparently has a designated funeral suit for people he didn’t like. Having a “fuck this guy” funeral suit is subjectively hilarious.
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TofuNYG 🏈🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nah, keep mocking the shit out of her
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
As little as I already thought of the man I'm in awe of what he's accomplished in 15 short months. Historic run. Basically threw away all his fire extinguishers and told every firefighter in town to eat shit, and then set his house on fire. We need a separate Mount Rushmore for morons
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The House of Pod @kavehmd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There’s no proof that splitting the MMR vaccine into separate vaccines will help in any way. It’s all dumb, vibe based healthcare, run by people with the WORST vibes.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The moment Collins announced she was a no on Blanche, you KNEW they had the votes.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
every silica gel packet labeled "DO NOT EAT": you're not the boss of me
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sam Altman matched with a man on Grindr, who posted the conversation. Open AI offered him money to take it down. He made a song instead.
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Its ok to point out that shitty teams that are ruining the sport continue to do terrible things for the sport.
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Avel Guénin--Carlut @avel.kairos-research.org · 26/07/2026
Would assume everyone knows it by now, but just in case "First the traitors, then the invaders" is an explicit reference to The Turner Diaries, where a white supremacist revolution overruns "The System" and kills all their enemy during the evocatively named "Day of the Rope".
en.wikipedia.org
The Turner Diaries - Wikipedia
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you read just a few comments on any article about Graham Platner it should become crystal clear why victims don’t come forward earlier. The level of cruelty people direct at victims is gutting
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i will not forget the men who downplayed the earlier allegations of abuse against platner and said accepting them was just the price we had to pay to gain control of the senate. i hope they feel like fucking assholes.
politico.com
Exclusive: Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her
The Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, “Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue.”
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 21/06/2026
to be clear, this fascist shit is happening because the king told a lie about vandalism and they're retroactively arresting people to try to make it seem like it's true
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Every. Single. Time.
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 12/06/2026
A trillionaire isn’t a success story. it’s a policy failure.
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Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
“Why’s it taking so long to take down the name when they put it up so fast?” yeah, undoing every single thing he’s done is gonna be exactly like that, get used to it
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If Americans did not want me to turn CBS News into state media for the most right-wing regime since the Civil War, maybe they should have stopped my former New York Times colleagues from making fun of me on Slack in 2020. by Bari Weiss
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Musk functionally ran the US government for 6 months last year and managed to: increase spending, slash services, kill 100,000s, and help nurture both Ebola & Screwworms. Yet somehow no one mentions this when they talk about the company he is going to take public this week.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A funny way for a secret service agent to get fired would be to whisper “Sir, they want you to shoot a free throw before the game” and see how far they can get
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Phil Theobald @whimsicalphil.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It’s Jadzia now, thanks.
The Curzon Hoxton theater in London. The big sign above the door reads “Curzon.”
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Drowning Pool but he’s growling LET THE BODY KEEP THE SCORE
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kat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
No one gets mad when you say ‘free donuts.’
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
not sure if gets more Empire In Decline than a disastrously unpopular mentally decayed president — who different people of notably different political stripes keep trying to murder — as he is badly losing a horrifying foreign war he started on a pack of lies, won’t stop obsessing over a “ballroom”
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 24/04/2026
"I don't have a lot of litmus tests. But if you're a Democrat and you're having trouble deciding between supporting people or corporations, my humble advice to you is get the fuck outta the party." Ben McKenzie on Democrats backing corporate money at their constituents’ expense.
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Colin Maloney @cmaloney.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Star Trek Deep Space 9 (1993 - 1999)
A promotional photo of the cast of Star Trek Deep Space Nine (Seasons 4-6).
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Ryan Haas @ryanjhaas.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
As far as I'm aware, no Portland area media have written about this death besides @thewesternedge.bsky.social, even as national outlets are picking it up. Bizarre!
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Vance’s actual position on the war is clear: Whatever helps me become president is what I believe in.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
the devil just blinked
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Deep Impact has this shot, when the comet hits the ocean and the tidal wave is destroying NYC, of a guy sitting with his back to the wave reading the paper. I love it so much. He just decided he didn’t believe it was happening, I guess? Or didn’t care? Anyway. He is congress.
Still from Deep Impact of a tidal wave destroying NY as a man sits with his back to the wave reading the paper.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/12/2025
You’re telling me these antibiotics are for broads on the spectrum?
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This is not hyperbole: they see progressives as a far bigger danger than Republicans. You should ask yourself why.
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/03/2026
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/03/2026
This is the correct energy against our media overlords

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You do not have permission to use it — as I’ve told you numerous times in DMs. Shouldn’t have laid off all those reporters if you wanted locker room content.
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Good thing we elected the only true anti-war candidate, right?
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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Ryan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.
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