Reposted by GabeDr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 07/09/2026i really cannot maintain enough that my current theory of donald trump is that he is utterly gripped by the terror of death, and is desperately attempting to leave some mark on the world that history cannot erase--this is the point of the wars, the annexation threats, the dc vandalism 1674257723
Reposted by GabeThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Larry Ellison theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-i… 141498220
Reposted by GabePreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone. 570562101
Reposted by GabeDanny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Talked to my mom more about this because I find it fascinating and he apparently has a designated funeral suit for people he didn’t like. Having a “fuck this guy” funeral suit is subjectively hilarious. 1225843
Reposted by GabeTofuNYG 🏈🏳️🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Nah, keep mocking the shit out of her 6673892359
Reposted by Gabederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime. 2849591993
Reposted by Gabeiucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay, 218104062356
Reposted by GabeBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026As little as I already thought of the man I'm in awe of what he's accomplished in 15 short months. Historic run. Basically threw away all his fire extinguishers and told every firefighter in town to eat shit, and then set his house on fire. We need a separate Mount Rushmore for morons 475035599
Reposted by GabeThe House of Pod @kavehmd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026There’s no proof that splitting the MMR vaccine into separate vaccines will help in any way. It’s all dumb, vibe based healthcare, run by people with the WORST vibes. 712312
Reposted by GabeChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The moment Collins announced she was a no on Blanche, you KNEW they had the votes. 1015268824071
Reposted by GabeJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/08/2026every silica gel packet labeled "DO NOT EAT": you're not the boss of me 4036119
Reposted by GabeMega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Sam Altman matched with a man on Grindr, who posted the conversation. Open AI offered him money to take it down. He made a song instead. 7734921088
Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Its ok to point out that shitty teams that are ruining the sport continue to do terrible things for the sport. 000
Reposted by GabeAvel Guénin--Carlut @avel.kairos-research.org · 26/07/2026Would assume everyone knows it by now, but just in case "First the traitors, then the invaders" is an explicit reference to The Turner Diaries, where a white supremacist revolution overruns "The System" and kills all their enemy during the evocatively named "Day of the Rope".en.wikipedia.orgThe Turner Diaries - Wikipedia 9042781870
Reposted by GabeJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea 14675721702
Reposted by GabeClayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to 82231512
Reposted by GabeKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 07/07/2026If you read just a few comments on any article about Graham Platner it should become crystal clear why victims don’t come forward earlier. The level of cruelty people direct at victims is gutting 6262021114
Reposted by GabeMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i will not forget the men who downplayed the earlier allegations of abuse against platner and said accepting them was just the price we had to pay to gain control of the senate. i hope they feel like fucking assholes.politico.comExclusive: Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted herThe Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, “Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue.” 23985881578
Reposted by GabeAbbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026. 236168207549
Reposted by GabeGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 21/06/2026to be clear, this fascist shit is happening because the king told a lie about vandalism and they're retroactively arresting people to try to make it seem like it's true 1240331065
Reposted by Gabederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter 1441382327413
Reposted by GabeAndrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 12/06/2026A trillionaire isn’t a success story. it’s a policy failure. 14276751913
Reposted by GabeKelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 13/06/2026“Why’s it taking so long to take down the name when they put it up so fast?” yeah, undoing every single thing he’s done is gonna be exactly like that, get used to it 1789761860
Reposted by GabeNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/06/2026If Americans did not want me to turn CBS News into state media for the most right-wing regime since the Civil War, maybe they should have stopped my former New York Times colleagues from making fun of me on Slack in 2020. by Bari Weiss 9818116
Reposted by GabeDavid Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Musk functionally ran the US government for 6 months last year and managed to: increase spending, slash services, kill 100,000s, and help nurture both Ebola & Screwworms. Yet somehow no one mentions this when they talk about the company he is going to take public this week. 7661152597
Reposted by GabeGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026A funny way for a secret service agent to get fired would be to whisper “Sir, they want you to shoot a free throw before the game” and see how far they can get 213118
Reposted by GabePhil Theobald @whimsicalphil.bsky.social · 05/06/2026It’s Jadzia now, thanks. 162298469
Reposted by GabeSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Drowning Pool but he’s growling LET THE BODY KEEP THE SCORE 312816
Reposted by Gabekat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit 5185741941
Reposted by GabeDavid Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 05/05/2026No one gets mad when you say ‘free donuts.’ 39516
Reposted by GabeAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 28/04/2026not sure if gets more Empire In Decline than a disastrously unpopular mentally decayed president — who different people of notably different political stripes keep trying to murder — as he is badly losing a horrifying foreign war he started on a pack of lies, won’t stop obsessing over a “ballroom” 362621525
Reposted by GabeThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 24/04/2026"I don't have a lot of litmus tests. But if you're a Democrat and you're having trouble deciding between supporting people or corporations, my humble advice to you is get the fuck outta the party." Ben McKenzie on Democrats backing corporate money at their constituents’ expense. 523448
Reposted by GabeColin Maloney @cmaloney.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Star Trek Deep Space 9 (1993 - 1999) 05713
Reposted by GabeRyan Haas @ryanjhaas.bsky.social · 14/04/2026As far as I'm aware, no Portland area media have written about this death besides @thewesternedge.bsky.social, even as national outlets are picking it up. Bizarre! 212949
Reposted by GabeMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Vance’s actual position on the war is clear: Whatever helps me become president is what I believe in. 502191314
Reposted by GabeRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/04/2026the devil just blinked 425247596
Reposted by GabeKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Deep Impact has this shot, when the comet hits the ocean and the tidal wave is destroying NYC, of a guy sitting with his back to the wave reading the paper. I love it so much. He just decided he didn’t believe it was happening, I guess? Or didn’t care? Anyway. He is congress. 1470399
Reposted by GabeStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/12/2025You’re telling me these antibiotics are for broads on the spectrum? 91464219
Reposted by GabeElad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 13/03/2026This is not hyperbole: they see progressives as a far bigger danger than Republicans. You should ask yourself why. 426966
Reposted by GabeDane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now 216256556907
Reposted by GabeJoey Politano🏳️🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 09/03/2026someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.” 15779011198
Reposted by GabeIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/03/2026Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM 126178685894
Reposted by GabeAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/03/2026This is the correct energy against our media overlords 64061551
Reposted by GabeDavid Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Good thing we elected the only true anti-war candidate, right? 2959785
Reposted by GabeMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse. 333191412874
Reposted by GabeSarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources. 6474119413891
Reposted by GabeRyan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 09/02/2026My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm. 375820884