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Gabe

@someguynamedg.bsky.social
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Professional Baby Wrangler(NICU RN), former IT Guy, Gardening Guy, Baseball Guy, Dog Guy, Wife Guy, Saltwater Reef Fish Tank Guy

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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's perfect! It means nothing and people will support us! We won't even have to actually DO anything. Perfect Democrat politics. Don't under any circumstances actually attack the historically unpopular Republicans.
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My legit first thought was that nobody can tell Trump that a dozen mushroom clouds over Iran would likely cause some global cooling for a generation.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah pretty much in the exact same boat. I bought a lifetime pass when it was like $50 and Plex has been great for so long. The recent outages that block login have been really worrying, not just enshitification, actual loss of function. I hope an improved Jellyfin is where I end up eventualy
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 07/09/2026
i really cannot maintain enough that my current theory of donald trump is that he is utterly gripped by the terror of death, and is desperately attempting to leave some mark on the world that history cannot erase--this is the point of the wars, the annexation threats, the dc vandalism
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Larry Ellison theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-i…
How does it feel to have dropped from the second- to the eighth-richest person in the world in only two months?

I don’t do this for the money. I do it to hurt as many people as possible.
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
AI slop
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone.
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Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Talked to my mom more about this because I find it fascinating and he apparently has a designated funeral suit for people he didn’t like. Having a “fuck this guy” funeral suit is subjectively hilarious.
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TofuNYG 🏈🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nah, keep mocking the shit out of her
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
As little as I already thought of the man I'm in awe of what he's accomplished in 15 short months. Historic run. Basically threw away all his fire extinguishers and told every firefighter in town to eat shit, and then set his house on fire. We need a separate Mount Rushmore for morons
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The House of Pod @kavehmd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There’s no proof that splitting the MMR vaccine into separate vaccines will help in any way. It’s all dumb, vibe based healthcare, run by people with the WORST vibes.
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
What's the plant on the right? It looks pretty cool
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The moment Collins announced she was a no on Blanche, you KNEW they had the votes.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
every silica gel packet labeled "DO NOT EAT": you're not the boss of me
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yeah that's kinda what weeds do
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
500,000 BTUs, the weeds don't stand a chance, an amazingly zen process having a fire based delete button
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I stumbled upon a really interesting back and forth on TikTok between a guy that buys cars for people for like 1-2k, and the dealership bros that simply do not understand that their customers will legitimately pay more to never have to deal with them. Feels like a great political opportunity
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sam Altman matched with a man on Grindr, who posted the conversation. Open AI offered him money to take it down. He made a song instead.
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Lindquist the billionaire just bought it, and suddenly it burns down
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Its ok to point out that shitty teams that are ruining the sport continue to do terrible things for the sport.
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Are you really this dense? Do you know how primaries work?
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Its going to pass like testosterone, by becoming mainstream.
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
*while being owned by, and filled with Nazis
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Avel Guénin--Carlut @avel.kairos-research.org · 26/07/2026
Would assume everyone knows it by now, but just in case "First the traitors, then the invaders" is an explicit reference to The Turner Diaries, where a white supremacist revolution overruns "The System" and kills all their enemy during the evocatively named "Day of the Rope".
en.wikipedia.org
The Turner Diaries - Wikipedia
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is actually much worse than it seems, Elon is having SpaceX and is other companies purchase Cybertrucks for their fleet vehicles. Even with sales artificially inflated they are still in the toilet. Couldn't happen to a nicer Nazi.
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You absolutely KNOW Miller has had a back of the napkin plan for years.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you read just a few comments on any article about Graham Platner it should become crystal clear why victims don’t come forward earlier. The level of cruelty people direct at victims is gutting
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i will not forget the men who downplayed the earlier allegations of abuse against platner and said accepting them was just the price we had to pay to gain control of the senate. i hope they feel like fucking assholes.
politico.com
Exclusive: Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her
The Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, “Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue.”
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ugh not shipping to the US Particle Physics for Babies – Louie D. Corpe share.google/K1R3gyFsKHgi...
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Particle Physics for Babies
Foreword: I hope you enjoy this little book, which I designed on the last day of my paternity leave in 2021, to attempt to explain what I do to my newborn daughter. I hope it helps to inspire the n…
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I absolutely adore how much you loathe this disgusting little pig man
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Democratic Party leadership is NOT The Democratic Party. They're just the ones that are supposed to be carrying out our wishes. If leadership sucks at doing that, it is absolutely our right to let you know how much animosity we feel and to run to stop you from continuing to do such a poor job.
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I thought this was an @theonion.com post at first
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I don't think enough people remember how glorious Tsuyoshi Shinjo was, and he only got more nuts when he went back to Japan and became a manager. BIGBOSS you are not forgotten
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20년째 회자되는 '빛나는 벨트' (feat. 닛폰햄 감독?)
YouTube video by DRAGON NEWS
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Feels like scrambling before the midterms now that it is becoming clear that their evil is showing through the cracks even to the Republican faithful.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 21/06/2026
to be clear, this fascist shit is happening because the king told a lie about vandalism and they're retroactively arresting people to try to make it seem like it's true
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I knew he had brought National Guard troops from all over the country to DC, but I didn't know he was shipping in all the worst cops in the country to be his personal thugs. WILD this isn't common knowledge.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter
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Gabe @someguynamedg.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Every. Single. Time.
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 12/06/2026
A trillionaire isn’t a success story. it’s a policy failure.
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Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
“Why’s it taking so long to take down the name when they put it up so fast?” yeah, undoing every single thing he’s done is gonna be exactly like that, get used to it
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If Americans did not want me to turn CBS News into state media for the most right-wing regime since the Civil War, maybe they should have stopped my former New York Times colleagues from making fun of me on Slack in 2020. by Bari Weiss
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Musk functionally ran the US government for 6 months last year and managed to: increase spending, slash services, kill 100,000s, and help nurture both Ebola & Screwworms. Yet somehow no one mentions this when they talk about the company he is going to take public this week.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A funny way for a secret service agent to get fired would be to whisper “Sir, they want you to shoot a free throw before the game” and see how far they can get
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