Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Sam Altman matched with a man on Grindr, who posted the conversation. Open AI offered him money to take it down. He made a song instead. 7734921087
tandigi @tandigi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I was feeling sorry for Altman’s husband and then I learnt where they met. “Peter Thiel’s hot tub” Yuck!🤮 1504
MyBedIsInAWall [It has Kinger in it] @mybedisinawall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I really wish he was a likeable person. I wish he was human. (Well he is of the human species but he is not actually human). Having one of the most influential (sadly all that influence is bad) rich guys be openly gay would be nice. Too bad he is one of the worst people (and is also a cheater). 140
Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Also Sam altman is probably a pedophile. novaramedia.com/2026/04/03/c...novaramedia.comChatGPT Boss Accused of Sexually Abusing His Younger SisterThe sister of OpenAI co-founder Sam Altman has accused him in a civil lawsuit of sexually abusing and raping her as a child. 1145
Regis Philburn 🏴🚩 @willibro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Nice work. I guess there are a few things AI can’t replace. Such as fun loving gay song writers! 010
millimoose.bsky.social @millimoose.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’d take the bag this isn’t funny enough to be worth dropping the bag. (Esp. since it’s still like 80% chance of being a troll profile.) 000
Melayna @melaynalokosky.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is so fucking brilliant! I thought Sam Altman was married to his male partner & they had kinds together! Sam steppin' out 010
Karolína 🏳️⚧️ @kinadress.bsky.social · 07/08/2026"I am lonely and horny" "As you should be" Legend. 060
Bill Kahler @notfromhere.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Impossible to unsee "AI gae" in the captions as "algae" 2201
Aimai @aimaiami.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Adorbs. Just too cute.static.klipy.comThats Adorable Colin Jost on SNLALT: Thats Adorable Colin Jost on SNL 030
skystrip @skystrip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This escalated quickly bsky.app/profile/play...Playboy@playboy.comAs they amass more money and power, the public views billionaires as sweaty psychos Scrooge McDucking their way into evil amounts of cash. The collective ick emerging raises a question that wealthy men might prioritize over ethical perceptions: Have billionaires become categorically unfuckable?playboy.comNo One Wants to Sleep With BillionairesWealth used to be helpful in the dating pool, but a growing class of billionaires are proving that money can't buy love. 0143
Jared Quinert @xflibble.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This event does not show up on Google, being filtered? 000
Peaky Grindr 🎃 @peaky-grindr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026You should hear his song about Luigi … amaze. 010
prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The "As you should be" answer to his reply about why he is on Grindr had me DYING!!! 000
Andersonic #NAFO @andersonic1970.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is everything AI can't do, just like meeting the needs of lonely or horny people. 080
Mayor of Haunted Trails and Fright Fest @thedazzlingone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This has been in my head since I watched it this afternoon 010
Call me Al … @atnylinuxadmin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂OMG! This is classic!!!! 030
Carlos Muniz 🇭🇺 @carlosmuniz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026@bradtakei.bsky.social @georgetakei.bsky.social check this out 000
robertthebob.bsky.social @robertthebob.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Point of order: no one “Matches” on Grindr. He sent an unsolicited message. 040
The Devil Kitty @feles-diabolica.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Ooh, isn't Altman the one who married into money? I wonder what her prenup is like. 130
volkinaxe @volkinaxe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026seems off as the voice dose not mach his moth not saying AI just off 000
No more billionaires! @emartineau.bsky.social · 07/08/2026the very best part of this is the poster's text reply - "As you should be" - to Altman, the AI bad guy, who writes "I'm horny and lonely" 0102
River Haley, Cachorrín de Los Andes @andeanpuppy.latinsky.app · 07/08/2026Men like Sam Altman will do anything except being a fucking decent person in life that refrains from being a cyberterrorist. Good on the song guy for blowing him the fuck out. 060
Hunter but a unique one @hunterbaun.net · 07/08/2026I mean, good, but seriously, mix your track levels a little bit, other guy... :D 020
ΞVΞ ⁂ @evecodes.com · 07/08/2026His first mistake was engaging with a guy with a username of Frostedjake. Even his name is giving no fucks lol Wild he just happens to have over 320k followers 🤣 so ya, this is going viral fast and I'm all here for it 030
Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is actually a great little song and I’m going to go follow this guy on TikTok 0120
Brainiac Kim 🇨🇦 @brainiackim.bsky.social · 07/08/2026So catchystatic.klipy.comHappy Kitti Enjoys Popcorn SnackALT: Happy Kitti Enjoys Popcorn Snack 030
The more you know, the less you need. @milesbyron.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Casio synthesizer ownership really should be mandatory. 2780
mat @alokartes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026as you should bestatic.klipy.comRindo Litros: Reação HiláriaALT: Rindo Litros: Reação Hilária 000
Bi of Hormuz @blbiofhormuz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026static.klipy.comAriel, Donald Duck, Pooh Dance GetdownALT: Ariel, Donald Duck, Pooh Dance Getdown 0281
Professor John R. Hutchinson @johnrhutchinson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Watch this. Sick burn, and a clever song. 010
peter-b-c.bsky.social @peter-b-c.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I‘m not sure why anyone would assume that a match on a dating site sending a publicly available photo of Sam Altman was in fact Sam Altman. www.404media.co/openai-annou...404media.coOpenAI Announces Sam Altman Is Returning as CEO With a 'New Board'OpenAI has replaced almost all of the members of the board that fired former and now-current CEO Sam Altman. 2140
ceoln @ceoln.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Substantial public confusion? My dudes, I don't think anyone's at ALL confused... 😄 000
Mαяqυєѕѕ Iηк - COMMS OPEN - @marquessink.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Altman will start checking if the Gaes are pro-AI before matching on Grindr now. 040
Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 07/08/2026As this is gaining some traction, here are some of my friends who need help! Give what you, if you can & if you cannot, that's ok! Please share! bsky.app/profile/unho...Wizened husk haunting corridors of the internet@unholyglee.bsky.socialAlready heat index of 100F 🫠 Down to needing $639 to fix my a/c during this heatwave. That’s $20 from 32 people, but any little bit helps. Please keep #signalboost & thank you so much! 💜 #crowdfunding #mutualaid PayPal: unholyglee@gmail.com Venmo: venmo.com/u/popinjay2 Square: cash.me/$popinjaycash.mePay me on Cash AppInstantly exchange money for free on Cash App 1136
Ana Iris Ramgrab @anairis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026@whorealpha.bsky.social o cara que fazia as músicas pro Luigi 110
Glittertooth @ pilk 🍉 @glittertooth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026… I didn't know he was gay until like 3 minutes ago. He married a man in 2024 and I had no idea ?? How 010
Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 06/08/2026🤣static.klipy.comConceited Says Bars!ALT: Conceited Says Bars! 0260
ChainSmokingNihilist @zavanova.bsky.social · 07/08/2026"As you should be." Perfect. My son suggested he get an AI boyfriend, less of a national security risk. 010
Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Thanks for elevating this. May be an oversight but here's the URL to the original video for anyone wanting to upvote and follow him.instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 2896
daytontalk.bsky.social @daytontalk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is better than anything SNL has done in years. 0251
John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026mad, big fat props to this king among kings 020
jess @handle.invalid · 06/08/2026static.klipy.comCardi B Turnt Eating PopcornAlt: Cardi B sitting courtside eating popcorn and vibing 1451
Jade @cjbackup57122.bsky.social · 07/08/2026That legal team should be sued for trying to rob us of that chorus 0100
Mike Castoro @mikecastoro.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Jake Schroeder! He's great - give him the credit he's a genius 0100
intrusive_thoughts_librarian 💭📚 @sgeez.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Doesn't he also end his exes under sus circumstances? Run 020
dasshift.bsky.social @dasshift.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I choose to believe this because its funny 020
Dame Edith Puthy @derpto.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Please protect this twink, or he's gonna end up 😵 050
Read More bell hooks @walaal.blacksky.app · 06/08/2026i just noticed the 'as u should be' as response to him being lonely and horny 😭 12545
topiltzin.bsky.social @topiltzin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Very smart, and very funny; they think they can buy everything and everyone. 020
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