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SnarkyHumanist

@snarkyhumanist.bsky.social
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RSs = eventual marriage //#M4A #UnionStrong #FreePalestine #BLM #Atheist #Whovian #Phish #Ukulelist// Sometimes I make music SoundCloud - soundcloud.com/kelli-smith-music Instagram - www.instagram.com/kelli.smith.music 🌐Ohio?

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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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SnarkyHumanist @snarkyhumanist.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
George Can Opener
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Best comedy of the year
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Does no one want to impress Jodie Foster anymore?
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Kaeritha Cyndisdotter @madscutter.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Been on my fridge for over 20 years. Makes me chuckle every damned time.
Page from a desktop "joke a day" type calendar.

Date Information: Monday March 8th, 2004. Labor Day (VIC, Australia)

Title: "On Newspaper Mistakes, So Easy To Make"

Body: "CORRECTION: Last week's column misteakenly misidentified a source. The European Commission president is Romano Prodi, not Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

Subscript: "correction notice in the Prague Post"
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auntietiffa.bsky.social @auntietiffa.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
A big reason that Donald Trump is so successful with evangelicals is that he treats them like they're stupid and he's absolutely correct to do so.
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SnarkyHumanist @snarkyhumanist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Sign that you've been with someone for nearly 30 years: (Watching Richard Osman's "House of Games") Me - That contestant looks familiar. Isn't it Joe...? Madscutter - Do you mean Ian Stirling? Me - Yes.
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Ohio Action @ohio50501.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Pssst! Pass it on. 👇🏼 It’s a Patriot Concert! 🇺🇸 It’s a grand old Now Town Welcome. 🤮 Commit. Support. Share. 💪
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Clever Resistance @cleverresistance.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Massive ICE blitz has started in Columbus, Ohio.
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 08/12/2025
i had a dream that i made a meme called Spawn Mulaney and its just john mulaney bits on screenshots from Spawn (1997) and he hated it so much that he sent me death threats
screenshot from spawn 1997 where hes standing on a cross and theres a subtitle overlay that says "excuse me i am homeless, i am gay, i have aids, im new in town."
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SnarkyHumanist @snarkyhumanist.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Movie poster for Ready, Player, One (set in Columbus, OH)
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Premonitions @premonitions.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
They did and that’s EXACTLY why he caved harder. The millisecond it looks like progressive leftists have a shot with the party, the Establishment centrist moderates say “not on my watch” and tank the Party because “vote blue no matter who” only applies if you aren’t a progressive leftist.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/11/2025
Sandwich case a wrap as hero found not guilty; jury determines government’s case a turkey, claims ICE testimony didn’t cut the mustard
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
New Yorkers still on the fence heading into tomorrow, I understand how difficult this is. These are complex issues. But do please consider the following:
A crude but beautiful handwritten sign taped to the inside of a window 

Zohran 
Rules 

Cuomo 
Drools
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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Spooky Gamecock Colonel @gamecockcolonel.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
*extremely Phish voice* Lets go to the protest And see a movie
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
republicans: immigrants are ruining our country also republicans: happy columbus day say it back right now
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
If you buy an NFT of a stock in OpenAI you should have to wear a big bell like a goat for the rest of your life.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Tommy Tuberville sounds like the name of an evil mayor who gets defeated by a bunch of teenage root vegetables
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GOP senators increasingly anxious about Trump’s aggressive use of National Guard
Republican senators are increasingly uneasy about President Trump’s standoff with Democratic governors over deploying National Guard troops from other states to Portland, Ore., and Chicago. The con…
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
#WarRavagedPortland
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Portland will no longer be sending professional hipsters to SXSW
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Me: bud can you stop eating grass please My dog, who has no concept of “eating,” only the constant exchange of sustenance and energy among all living things, not least of which, the unassuming blade of grass, which in its humility, communes directly with the sun: 🙂 ?
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Encyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · 30/09/2025
(solemnly) You've had mail.
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Briar in Blue @auroraworeblue.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia
A grainy screenshot of the sidebar of the desktop version of Goodreads. It says:

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Because you enjoyed A Wedding to Protect Her Fortune:
On Tyranny: Twenty Lessons from the Twentieth Century by Timothy Snyder
A historian of fascism offers a guide for surviving and resisting America's turn towards authoritarianism. On November 9th, millions of Americans woke up to the impossible...

View all books similar to A Wedding to Protect Her Fortune
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SnarkyHumanist @snarkyhumanist.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Fuck Charlie Kirk
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
some op-ed is going to say “well hey, on the bright side, Trump won’t serve a full term because he’ll have gotten us all killed, so you know, swings and roundabouts”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
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Bonnie Burton ✍️ @bonniegrrl.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy #Easter Weekend! 🤣
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SnarkyHumanist @snarkyhumanist.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
A sign on a pole that says "Have you seen your cat?" with a picture of a guy with a ski mask, holding a cat. Below, it says "He's mine now I LOVE HIM".
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Aeolus @aeolus1066.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Did you know? If you took everyone in the whole world and had them lay head to toe in a line wrapping all around the earth, most of them would drown.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
“My vagina howls with the fury of oppressed women everywhere!” I cry out. MY GYNECOLOGIST: Okay, something is definitely wrong up in here.
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Del-Raiser Cenobite @shrecknet.com · 12/01/2025
Someday, with your continued support, we will end 90s Romcom Poster's Scoliosis and finally allow these women to live the life they deserve, standing up straight.
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your new dad @drankturpentine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
jean valjean is french for pants more pants
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Ross @rossthesedays.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I love this town.
BE AWARE: SEALION (YOUNGSTER)

This little fella likes to jump out of the bushes at you! The sealion in question
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SnarkyHumanist @snarkyhumanist.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Today I learned that @treznor.bsky.social is on Bluesky, so I can finally apologize for denying him a Compuserve account in 1995. I always assumed "Hurt" was about that experience. Sorry, Trent.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 09/12/2024
Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 11/11/2024
It’s almost The Long Kiss Goodnight season.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 20/03/2024
reminder that "femme fatale" just means "deadly woman". so if you want to be one you dont even need to dress fancy, you can just run someone over with a forklift
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
I can’t say with a straight face that I’m smarter than my dog when he knows at least a dozen human words, and I know zero dog words
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