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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ll probably bungle this explanation, so please give me grace. But having kids of my own has solidified my belief, formed when I teaching, that letting your boys be “raised by the internet” is a sure-fire way to raise a dangerous abuser. It’s not a safe place. It’s not entertaining.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026
I do not believe that these guys are about to summon a world-ending superconsciousness from Nvidia graphics cards. But they either believe they can or want me to believe they believe they can. So I think "fuck them" is the only rational response
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026
We believe we are actively creating an extinction event for humanity. We will not be asking your county planning board for zoning variances because fuck you. Why are you being so hostile
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026
People seem a little bit overly skeptical about the new technology, why might that be (Another former Anthropic engineer posts something floridly insane) Ah
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William @kofi-mahkeer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You're doing something wrong when an Onion article applies to you this perfectly
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’m sure there’s food worth waiting for but whenever I see some trendy sandwich place that has people standing in line for an hour I just think that Arby’s will hand you a bag of food and you can move on with your life
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
bluesky post by @leyawn.bsky.social

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever
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Resting Witch Face @amandalc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It's Mt. St. Helens Day! And here is my obligatory annual post about the eruption and baseball in the Northwest. Come for the volcano, stay for losing your baseball uniform at a strip club!
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Baseball Versus the Volcano: The Story of Mount St. Helens, the AAA Spokane Indians, and the Dogged Gonzaga Bulldogs
40 years ago today, Mount St. Helens let loose the most devastating volcanic eruption in United States history. This is the story of how it affected baseball in the Pacific Northwest.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/05/2026
BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The overwhelming story behind sexual abuse cases---from Epstein to the Catholic Church to Larry Nassar to the most banal and petty cruelties imaginable---is rarely that there is a conspiracy to hide it, but rather that nobody in a position of power particularly cares about it.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
About to have to unpin this for #CharitibundiBowl business but if anybody in North Carolina might be able to help, we're really struggling to find these girls a home. If you know anybody who might be able to take them in, please have them contact Molly at ABTCR: www.coonhoundrescue.com/CONTACTS.html
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!
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Zander🚈🔰 @kohiwonomu.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
if you read nothing else from rodger sherman in your entire life please read these paragraphs from the end of his newsletter, possibly the most important paragraphs anyone has ever written about Team USA
Throughout these Olympics, people asked me why I was cheering for Team USA at this bleak moment in American history. I get it! Our government is a nightmare, causing endless harm internationally and at home. Abroad, they’re picking needless fights with our closest allies — remember what I said about Donald Trump reposting AI-generated videos of himself punching imaginary Canadians in the face? And domestically, they’re building camps for immigrants, and sending masked goons to brutalize and occasionally murder our neighbors in our streets.

So yeah. It felt weird being patriotic during these Olympics. Many Team USA athletes said so themselves. 

But America is so much bigger than Donald Trump and his evil government.  

The flag that flies when an American athlete wins a gold medal isn’t Donald Trump’s flag. It’s ours. The anthem that plays isn’t Donald Trump’s song. It’s ours. If we refuse to celebrate what’s great about our country because of the people trying to ruin it, they’ve already succeeded.

There’s a reason Trump and his administration didn’t celebrate most of Team USA’s wins. (Except the men’s hockey team. I wonder why...) The bigots in charge of our country like to claim that our diversity makes us weaker. Every two years, Team USA proves otherwise at the Olympics. Americans of every race, every background, and every orientation show that they can work together to become the best in the world. There’s a reason Trump and his administration didn’t celebrate most of Team USA’s wins. (Except the men’s hockey team. I wonder why...) The bigots in charge of our country like to claim that our diversity makes us weaker. Every two years, Team USA proves otherwise at the Olympics. Americans of every race, every background, and every orientation show that they can work together to become the best in the world. 

This year’s Team USA featured all sorts of Americans this administration hates. While this administration tries to demonize immigrants and forcibly remove them from our country, nearly one-fifth of Team USA were immigrants or the children of immigrants, like naturalized citizen Kaillie Humphries and first-generation American Alysa Liu. While this administration cracks down on LGBTQ+ rights, Team USA had Hilary Knight getting engaged to Brittany Bowe before winning a gold medal. While this administration tries to reimagine America as a white ethnostate, Team USA had Black gold medalists like Elana Meyers Taylor and Laila Edwards. I could keep going. 

Watching Team USA have their best Winter Olympics ever was a much-needed reminder of all the reasons we can’t give up on this whole America thing. The Trump administration is the worst of us. Team USA is the best of us. Why on earth would we let the worst thing about our country dampen our love for the best things about our country?
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 23/02/2026
The women's Olympic hockey roster for Team USA rejected an invitation to attend President Donald Trump's State of the Union speech on Tuesday.
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Trump snubbed as women's hockey team knocks back State of Union invite
The women's Olympic hockey roster for Team USA rejected an invitation to attend President Donald Trump's State of the Union speech on Tuesday."We are sincerely grateful for the invitation extended to our gold medal–winning U.S. Women's Hockey Team and deeply appreciate the recognition of their extra...
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 20/02/2026
maybe this decision will kill him
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 05/02/2026
Challenge accepted! I am raising rent funds for a Minneapolis family with four kids. They owe a month of back rent for $3975 total. Can we make this happen for them today? I believe in us & will post receipts! V: @Ian-Coldwater CA: $iancoldwater PP: @coldwater Please help and share! Thank you 💛
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 04/02/2026
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Nope! Go to hell!
4. People will think a little more before they post
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
THE GIANT BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES SPARKS JOY
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
We did say they were SEC
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Just need everyone to Google the name "Rosalind Franklin" at this moment.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
if you're ever Photoshopping your own face into the smoke of the Twin Towers, Adobe should have a pop-up that says "are you sure that whatever it is you're doing is a good idea"
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Ed @ed3d.net · 02/11/2025
Got tired of reading the news and getting mad. Feeding America backs 200+ food banks around the country and I've seeded with $500 for now. I'll match up to another $500 myself. Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org
I'm supporting Feeding America!
To feed America’s hungry through food banks and engage our country in the fight to end hunger
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
WE'RE ALL LOOKING FOR THE GUY WHO DID THIS

Sankar: Yeah, I want the models to get more powerful. That’s great.

But the analogy I’d give you, it’s like electricity: just producing electricity is not valuable. You have to actually be able to consume it. The valuable part were the people who built the machine tools that ran on electricity that powered the industrial age. Of course, producing electricity is a precondition to that, but we’re so skewed to one side of this equation — the supply side — we’re not thinking about the demand side in a way that’s productive.

This is where I do worry about China, because I don’t think they have the same A.G.I. fantasies we do. Their explicit strategy is to be the best at implementing A.I. for economic value. That’s what we should be doing.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 28/10/2025
you ever noticed in these hallmark movies that the strip of stores in the center of town never include a fortune teller or cash 4 gold place? unrealistic
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
can albanian speakers please tell me more about this verb that apparently means “to die” but only for humans and bees???
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 21/10/2025
sorry, man, but this is breathtakingly, shockingly corrupt in every fucking way it can be, and an open and shut and uncomplicated case for impeachment. he didn’t even pay for these lawyers, his donors did, for fuck’s sake.
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Not to be all "I miss the old days with the asbestos and smog" but I do miss when actors had different and interesting faces. Remember when actors had wrinkles and still considered to be traditionally good looking
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Jesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Ghost turnip, Fintown, County Donegal, Ireland, c. 1900 (replica), National Museum of Ireland
Frightening face carved into a turnip to place a candle in

"In 1943 the National Museum of Ireland received a turnip lantern from a schoolteacher, Rois Ní Braonáin who was teaching near Fintown, Co. Donegal. She stated that it was the type that was always made in that locality around 1900. This plaster-cast model was created and painted by the museum artist, Eileen Barnes.

Candles were placed inside the turnips and they were used to frighten people on the night of 31 October. The pumpkin that is prevalent today is an American development of this Irish tradition." https://www.museum.ie/en-IE/Collections-Research/Collection/Top-things-to-see-in-the-Irish-Folklife-Collection/Artefact/Ghost-turnip/b202e8ea-0728-4b3d-b0f1-82660fe45ce9
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 15/10/2025
sorry, but this is how your texts should look 👇
me: i hate Hitler

friend: same i think that guy sucks balls
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 30/09/2025
the WNBA gone stop doing exit interviews... i think this gone be the last exit interview
Napheesa Collier
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
Part 1 of 4

A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. 

This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.Part 2 of 4

Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is.
Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.Part 3 of 4

Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.Part 4 of 4

Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi.
 
Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there.

“Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?”

That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I would like to take this opportunity to remember Melissa Hortman, a serving Democratic politician assasinated by a right-winger.
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Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.com · 10/09/2025
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk: "Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
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NPR @npr.org · 10/09/2025
If passed, the law would protect doctors from legal risk by letting them omit their names from prescription labels for abortion pills. It would affect the many doctors who use California pharmacies.
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California considers allowing doctors to prescribe abortion drugs anonymously
If passed, the law would protect doctors from legal risk by letting them omit their names from prescription labels for abortion pills. It would affect the many doctors who use California pharmacies.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/08/2025
a paper straw will humble you
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 20/08/2025
he did a hate crime and drove drunk. also blacked out from being drunk. doesn't sound like a savvy signing by the yankees to me
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The gradual inclusion of truth about the experience of slavery in American museums has been one of the most deeply researched and considered and consequential developments in public history over the last half century. Enraging we have to defend it in this way.
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 15/08/2025
COMMENTARY: ICE Raids Aren’t Just a Latino Issue — Black Communities Are Also at Risk
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ICE Raids Aren't Just a Latino Issue -- Black Communities Are Also at Risk
Tensions are mounting between Black and Hispanic communities amid the ICE raids and deportations, but solidarity is the only way to fight back.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/08/2025
first man to get disowned by both his physical and digital children
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
"do you want to save this to the cloud?" do you want to die
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 11/08/2025
Good for him
Elon Musk the most disliked man in America
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
110% tax on all income over $200k
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Hot take: The way some people on here talk about mutual aid as if it should be a replacement for government aid programs is just the evangelical, "churches should do charity not the government," but for atheists. It's a fundamentally right wing way of understanding how the world works.
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