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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 16h
Parents really are god's strongest soldiers because you're telling me that you will really think to yourself how much you've grown past an insecurity or frustration only for your own child, a creature sprung from your loins or you welcomed into your house, to look at you and go "But did you tho?"
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Tim Robinson: You Sure About That? (ITYSL)
ALT: Tim Robinson: You Sure About That? (ITYSL)
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 19h
Please accept this perfect photo of Maxx who believes himself invisible as my contribution towards your mental health for the day. Also, take a break, drink some water, and double check that curtain isn’t see-thru.
Maxx hiding behind a sheer gold curtain.
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 18h
Me: I'm super anxious but I can power through. I'm just being a baby. We can push through *Wave of anxiety nausea* Me: Oh, thank god, sweet validation that this is a lot and I should freak out.
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 21h
If you offer me an app to keep track of my tickets but the tickets tab in the app goes to the website, like what are you doing. Put the tickets in the app so I’m not just loading things over and over again
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ghoul dente, convenience BASTARD 🍝 @katbridges.bsky.social · 21h
I, for one, look forward to my entire algorithm not revolving around sexual assault and mourning the deaths of good people taken too soon
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 22h
Rewatching Perfect Marriage Revenge and I've realized that mafia/"Who hurt you?" Romances don't work for me but romances where the woman wants to set the world on fire and he gives her the matches? The scene in The Glory where he tells her he'll be her hangman?!?!
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
ALT: Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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Nghi Vo @nghivo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I AM A JEOPARDY CLUE!!!! Err, not me, Jordan Baker is. But that's my book!!!
White text on blue screen:  "THE CHOSEN AND THE BEAUTIFUL" REIMAGINES THIS GOLFER FROM "THE GREAT GATSBY" AS A VIETNAMESE WOMAN
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 23h
THREAD OF EMINEM LYRICS THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING TAYLOR SWIFT WOULD WRITE "Your anxiety's throwing gang signs" "Even my cheap shots are overpriced" "I lay awake and I strap myself into bed with a bulletproof vest on" "You critics come to pay me a visit? Misery loves company, please stay a minute"
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
alternately, they can get rid of genres all together and make all the Grammy categories geographical. Best Asian. Best African. Best Slavic. Make it a global Eurovision, who cares
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Recording Academy can convince me that this is an actual separate genre if non-Asian acts like Katseye are eligible; otherwise this category is horseshit
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Lachategris @lachategris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone in San Jose want a cute tuxie kitty? One landed on a friend's doorstep and they're not in a place to take care of him. Thanks.
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Beware the Creature @aquabrainlives.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He mis his gran gran so much. FaceTime does nothing to help that. She will be home tomorrow and she is getting donuts and snuggles
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gizmo seeing me or @aquabrainlives.bsky.social on FaceTime: HEY, ITS THE HOMIES!!! Wow, isn't technology amazing? Gizmo seeing MomJuggler on facetime: WHAT IN THE BUTLERIAN JIHAD IS THIS?!?! HOW DARE YOU BRING THIS ABOMINATION INTO THIS SACRED?!?! THIS IS A MOCKERY OF HUMANITY
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I told her if she doesn't do it today, I'll likely do it Tuesday but whatever happens happens Her: Okay, let me know whay happens cuz I felt like she didn't want to talk to me MAAM, I BARELY KNOW THIS WOMAN EITHER. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME SECONDHAND STRESS?!
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Aggretsuko's Fiery Eyes
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 30/09/2026
Been there
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A coworker/friend is texting me about some changes at work & she's being antsy about it and I love her but she keeps mentioning how she doesn't feel comfortable talking to the person in charge cuz she doesn't know her and UGH. I forget that some people are hyperconcerned about what people think
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want to watch this amazing pro-trans Yakuza action flik, GOOD NEWS! It's on the Internet Archive! archive.org/details/the-...
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The Clan's Heir Is A Trans Woman
The head of the Tatsumi family falls ill and dies after requesting that his son, who disappeared 15 years ago, takes over. The Tatsumi family, including the young head Ryu, decides to search for his s...
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/09/2026
its like if credit cards came in envelopes that said THIS IS A CREDIT CARD on them
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i genuinely forgot how bad this was
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Nobody Believed Neil deGrasse Tyson's First Accuser. Now There Are Three More.
No one believed Tchiya Amet when she said Tyson had raped her in the 1980s. Now, three other women tell BuzzFeed News that he harassed them, including one who’s sharing her story publicly for the firs...
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s our National Day for Truth and Reconciliation. The day is meant for reflection on the abhorrent part of our past that was the Residential Schools/ Boarding Schools that subjected kidnapped Indigenous children to a brutal regimen that was meant to “kill the Indian, save the child.”
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today, please reflect on this “polite genocide”. Read testimonies from those who were there. Most importantly, do something to help the healing, where you can.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I much prefer the historically accurate version where the British conquered the world for spices and still couldnt use any of them until the people they stole the spices from went there to show them how to use pepper
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The Meggles Art @megglesart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bob Ross would be disappointed in your AI Generated Slop.
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Water is out again, been out for about 10 hours now. Everything sucks
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Coming from the man who has one seen one (1) Austen adaptation, except maybe some of the modern remakes. I shan't hear more about this I SHAN'T
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Franny Cradock Roux's the day @lilkatze.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Point being, it is okay to them to ruin a women's life for rape done to her but never to "ruin" a man's
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
also the perfect hockey player x figure skater romance already exists and it's called The Cutting Edge
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THE CUTTING EDGE (1992) | Official Trailer | MGM
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I have to stay until 3, I might murder someone
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you happen to know if Michael Tracey ever sexually assaulted anyone, get in touch and I would be happy to publish the information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 28/09/2026
Former ‘South Park’ writer Toby Morton has created a website to expose information about Cornell University’s administration in response to the group sexual assault case: “Accountability should not disappear when the headlines do. And we all know this headline will disappear.”
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay, I was about to complain about my water being out since 2 but literally as I started typing, it seems to be fighting to come back so NEVER SAY COMPLAINING DOESNT HELP, KIDS!!
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wednesday things keep happening today and no lie, it's freaking me out and I need it to STOP
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@deptvetaffairs.bsky.social for the love of god, fix your hiring problems and get vets the help that we need instead of having us run in circles that amount to disappointment after disappointment. This is why 23 vets a day commit suicide. I'm beyond furious with the way I've been handled by the VA.
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beep beep i'm a sheep @foxkvells.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yeahhh, fucking THIS looking for textile art inspiration? ruined by AI doing writing research via literally any search engine? ruined by AI looking at pictures of food? ruined by AI caring about the environment? ruined by AI
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The Anti-Christ Brosnahan @chrisbrosnahan.com · 28/09/2026
Your regular reminder that Linda McMahon was president/CEO of WWE while covering up allegations of child abuse, then later while there were multiple allegations of sexual harassment and abuse of women.
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atlas :3 @atlaslovesedm8704.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
reposting this again because its literally mood as fuck
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quokkafella.bsky.social @quokkafella.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
#Trump and #Hegseth are now learning that the hardest part of a 3-day Special Military Operation is the first five years. #Iran
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay, watching a video essay on Fl0rence and teh Mach1ne and I don't know what it is but she (The artist, not the youtuber) gives me such "Fake intellectual" vibes and it makes me sad that I'm not enjoying this more I'm having a lot of bad takes lately, I need to get offline, methinks.
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sitting here after a theory I had was actually correct but at what cost?
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Steve Harvey's Oh No Reaction
ALT: Steve Harvey's Oh No Reaction
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OF THIS YEAR???? 2026????
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dang, what even did yall show?!
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TWO DISCOURSE ENTERS, ONE DISCOURSE LEAVES!!
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Would you bring an iced coffee to an angry Rolling Stone response about Choosing Texas
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good to have a reminder every once in a while. It's easy to do, and the problem is likely to get worse. So make it a habit.
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geesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I saw a funny video about Ghidorah so I wanted to watch Godzilla King of the Monsters but I couldn't find my bluray so I'm watching Pacific Rim, a suitable substitute
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