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Jeffrey Keese

@jeffreykeese.bsky.social
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Jesus-follower, husband, dad, teacher, Aggie, ed researcher. ATLish. Views are mine. #niceonline. profile picture is a b/w photo of me taken by automated visa machine in Toronto, banner image is a drawing and description of Dark Keese (LoZ bat thing)

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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 8h
At the end of a home win, the Yell Leaders get chased down, tackled, and carried to then thrown into Fish Pond (a fountain on campus). There they’ll lead a yell practice all wet. It’s my fav non-serious Aggie tradition.
Aggie Yell Leaders with shoes off and pants rolled up at the back of the endzone surrounded by cadets
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 8h
@christinastephens.bsky.social the yell boys have their shoes off and the freshman are gathering to chase them
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ABKitch @abkitch.bsky.social · 9h
Kyle Field at night. 🤩
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 9h
PJ Fleck later this evening.
Guy at wedding stuck in giant vase
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 9h
Really hoping it rains tomorrow so middle kid gets her softball practice rained out. We’re going to the new soccer team reveal party and the girls really want to ride MARTA. The extra time would really lower my dad travel schedule stress. 😂
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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 9h
I haven't seen a guy from Carthage, TX shoot through a hole like this since the criminally underrated Bernie (2011)
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 9h
Crap. Our 6’5 290# TE almost housed a 60+ yard TD.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 9h
I completely forgot USA-Mexico is tonight. (Kickoff is at 10 pm, so I won’t be partaking live.)
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 10h
One of my old man coach beliefs is that the extra mouth guard flapping around on your facemasks can’t help your ability to concentrate and catch a football.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 10h
Dorothy already has a kid in college. Feel old yet?
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 10h
I don’t like Marcel’s continued inaccuracy. I don’t like that we’re still not getting rushers to the QB much.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 10h
I got demoted to the bedroom tv since the rest of the family wanted to watch Annie. They’re smarter than I am.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 10h
A wild Aggie sack appears!
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 10h
Two rushers run into each other and one of them cleans out the punter to extend the drive. Yep. That’s 2026.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 11h
An explosive play from an Aggie RB?!?!
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human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 11h
The Assassination of Liberty Bibberty by the Coward LiMu Emu is this anything
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 11h
Aggies handed the ball off to three different RBs that drive. Also featured a designed QB run.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For anyone wanting to know why the Ags are dressed in camo uniforms tomorrow, here you go. (short answer, it's celebrating the 150th bday of the school and the corps of cadets) www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SGN...
youtube.com
The Pulse: Texas A&M Football | "Honor & Support"
YouTube video by Texas A&M Athletics
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 12h
That basil fried rice was life-giving
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 13h
Hernandez got all of that one. Geez.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 14h
CACKLING
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 14h
These whip btw
Orange and yellow bag of Spicy Jarritos gummy candies. Flavors are tamarind, mango, and pineapple.
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 15h
Wrote about Victor Wembanyama creating a stir and finding his voice, while channeling at least a piece of his former coach. Sunday column, a day early: www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs...
The little pauses bring back memories. They come during the two or three seconds between a question and an answer, while a man seated in front of a Spurs banner considers how much he can say.
Or how much he should say. Or whether it would be safer not to say anything at all.
In that seat used to be a different man, an older one who didn't mind ticking folks off, whether they were fellow millionaires or paying customers. A man who decided there were certain things people needed to hear, whether they wanted to hear them or not.
Occasionally during those pauses, that man reckoned it was worth it to speak what he believed to be the truth. Sometimes he caught grief for it, but he understood the power of his own voice.
Now, little by little, a younger man is learning the power of his.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 15h
My son’s baseball games are an hour and fifty minutes long. That’s too much 14u baseball in a single sitting.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 18h
I like going to the ballpark because I’ll be in shorts and a drifit t-shirt and crocs and still be one of the better dressed dudes around. Love the America250 gear, my dude! 🤦‍♂️
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 18h
Oh no someone told Kamario that I wanted him to transfer to A&M, didn’t they?
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Coogs have release space helmets? Space game! Space game! *Whispers* What the hell is happening?! uhcougars.com/news/2026/10...
uhcougars.com
Built By Houston: Gridiron Galaxy - University of Houston Athletics
Every year, football fans across the country itch for the next awe-inspiring highlight, hype video, game promo, fan-centric event and uniform. Houston's plan...
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 19h
owls always look surprised to me but this owl is somehow giving extra big holy fucknuts surprise and its sending me
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 18h
All this “red cartel” talk has to be a Saudi psyop, right?
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 19h
I love how the ESPN graphics folks were so excited they scored the conversion as being another TD for a second there.
Screen grab showing Touchdown! and the incorrect score of 34-39 instead of 34-35
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 20h
So did anyone create a 3D model to prove the VT field goal was good yet?
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 20h
Teaching class on Zephaniah tomorrow so of course I'm down a rabbit hole of Dies Irae uses in modern film. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3-b...
youtube.com
Why this creepy melody is in so many movies
YouTube video by Vox
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 22h
I think my dairy intolerance/allergy has gotten worse. I had to cut cream from my morning coffee. Reactions to tomato have gotten similarly worse (but only certain kinds of tomato weirdly). Is food allergy worsening a common thing as you age?
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 22h
BEAT THE HELLA OUTTA ARKANSAS 👍🏼 (A&M - Arky has always been cursed to be weird, this year will be weird and also bad)
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh oh i figured it out. Liberty Biberty is the larval form of an Alf.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hokies y’all should tackle that dude
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haha. We used to call this formation lonesome polecat.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The ACC review stuff reminds me of when they’d do similar for VAR calls in the EPL and those dudes were in a state of constant screwup
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Announcers really never had seen the high-top Jordan 1 cleats before?
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wemby is going to make all the other top NBA athletes look like selfish asses and they’ll hate him for it but can’t say much because he’s right. Similar to how all the other living presidents distanced themselves from Carter.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh oh i figured it out. Liberty Biberty is the larval form of an Alf.
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Mondo™ @mondilator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fixed it
same sticker but now it says “i farted”
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Taco place by my office offers two styles of taco: Mexican: corn tortillas with onions and cilantro Texan: flour tortillas with lettuce, tomato, cheese, sour cream Part of me wants to quibble over it but honestly it’s a helpful ordering shortcut.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For anyone wanting to know why the Ags are dressed in camo uniforms tomorrow, here you go. (short answer, it's celebrating the 150th bday of the school and the corps of cadets) www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SGN...
youtube.com
The Pulse: Texas A&M Football | "Honor & Support"
YouTube video by Texas A&M Athletics
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey. Your Internet dad here. Please make sure your tires (and your spare!) are properly inflated. You don’t want to be doing this later in worse weather or on the side of the road.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Lilburn kid!
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you like the MLB animated commercials, you need to see the older soccer videos from the same artist. youtu.be/56SSuXNnnJg?...
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Crazy Football Commentary, Animated! COMPILATION (Parts 1-5)
YouTube video by Nick Murray Willis
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol. The newest Beaver Toyota (of Cumming) commercial clearly shows they have a giant cross in front of the dealership. Car church.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What in the gross AI slop was that Mr Beast Feastibles Liquid Death commercial?
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