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Smut Terry

@smutterry.bsky.social
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Trying this again. Writer. Guitar player. Former podcast producer. International man of mystery.

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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I bet the Lorax would have loved the Screaming Trees
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unless you're talking about the crushing weight of existence, then no, I don't have a crush.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Slowly unfollowing people who consistently post AI slop. Particularly creatives and content creators. I can't tell people what to post but I don't want to see it.
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Jake Gyllenhaal Waving Goodbye
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She’s a ten, but in Roman numerals, so you don’t see her anymore
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I used to pre-drink before going out. Now I pre-sleep so I can stay up late.
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Cartoon Cat Confused, Scratches Head
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I only need one more action figure in the "Terms of Endearment" set and then I'll have them all.
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh wow, this is disgusting.
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember buying compilations to hear new songs from your favourite artists or discover new bands? I haven’t listened to this in decades. It‘s full of bangers.
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did you feel me inside you last night? I accidentally fell asleep scrolling someone's feed
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A saved skeet is called a cum spot.
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you're staying in tonight, I'm actually jealous of you.
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Idubbbz: I Guess I Envy You
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 17/09/2026
I don’t want to go hard and I don’t want to go home. Is there even a place for me in today’s world?
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's perpetuating the myth that gingers don't have souls.
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why bother posting on Twitter for 5 likes when you can post on here for 3.
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A bottle of wine might fix me.
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Pedro Pascal Wine
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey, you want me to pick up some ghost jizz?
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J.H. Siegal @joshuasiegal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
yes....YESSS.....
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CD and vinyl sales are surging as frustration with digital media keeps growing
News of the latest increase in physical media sales comes from the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA). It revealed that recorded music revenues for H1 2026...
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/09/2026
Only one of them can play hockey and it isn’t Trump.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Perfect description of what's going on.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I grow pensive during NPR pledge drives, recalling all the many, many lovers I’ve had
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If someone dies due to complications of a penis enlargement surgery, do them a favour and say they died doing something cool, like fighting sharks, falling off a mountain or getting a penis reduction surgery.
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If someone dies due to complications of a penis enlargement surgery, do them a favour and say they died doing something cool, like fighting sharks, falling off a mountain or getting a penis reduction surgery.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Science needs to study the link between being unemployed and suddenly forgetting how to do literally everything humans do just to survive.
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Jo @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Putting earbuds in is how I block people irl.
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Why are endings so difficult to get right? Be it a tv show, a movie, a friendship, a relationship, a life?
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think I know what’d fix you.
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Did anyone do anything fun for National Big Boobs Day yesterday?
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Did anyone do anything fun for National Big Boobs Day yesterday?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
rip isaac newton, you would have loved apple bottom jeans
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I can't believe it's been 10 years. I'm tuning in to this. #TheHip
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
100% #BlueSky
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You know that feeling when FB hits you with that “Then and Now,” photo asking you to update a photo of you with someone else but that other person is dead? Good times…
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
we are living in half movie, half dream: the movie where everyone eats 2 bites of a big breakfast before rushing out the door, the dream where most of the important clothing is left behind and no one has done the reading
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sometimes all you need is the slight breeze rustling the summer leaves, the gentle waves kissing the sandy shore, and the lazy clouds sliding along the vast, endless sky.
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Jenny's House @uncleshady777.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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GroovyShelly @groovyshelly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'd love to credit whoever wrote this. No idea. But I'm 100% with its message. When I think of how the '80s ethos, "Greed is Good" has metastasized, it surprises and depresses me. Imagine having so many millions, hundred of millions, even billions & caring about nothing except your own vanity.
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
First date idea: we share a McCains Deep n Delicious cake.
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
First date idea: we share a McCains Deep n Delicious cake.
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Another audio blocked by TikTok so you all get it instead. Very simple but lovely lead on Bowie’s Sound and Vision:
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I wouldn’t say I’m into tittyfucking but I might be compelled.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fish watching us suffer with our polluted air like "first time?"
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David Hearn @daveyph.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I love how all these Mandela Effect stories are basically: did we jump into another timeline or did we just misremember shit as kids?
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Interviewer: What are your top three strengths? Me: Aggressively questioning leadership, being breathtakingly sanctimonious, and having an elite ability to prioritise going home.
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
To the genius who opened the brewery next to the trampoline park, allowing me to duck out of this kid’s birthday party, I salute you.
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Cheers to Beer Time
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Imagine Peace 🇨🇦 @imaginepeace.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"London Calling" still sounds like a warning shot across the bow. Today's crises—climate, division, misinformation—echo its urgency. The apocalypse isn't coming; it's here. But the Clash taught us to rage against it, not surrender. Still essential. Still screaming truth.. youtu.be/EfK-WX2pa8c?...
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The Clash - London Calling (Official Video)
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Do you think the body of Christ would be better with bean dip?
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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Being an international man of mystery sometimes means showing up to the fine dining restaurant in track pants because you have an overnight flight.
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