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Every second of every day I wish I was dead.

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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 2h
Went to listen to Somery and wanted to hear a couple specific songs. This video used to be timestamped correctly, but now aggregate intelligence renamed them all. What the fuck is this?
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 8h
The theory about It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia opening title cards being dates and times because they are testifying against each other in court is slightly off. The gang are in court giving statements that Dennis was with them during those times. They are all trying to save their friend.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
STOP DASHING MY HOPES AND DREAMS
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Seymour Krelborn Little Shop Of Horrors
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have the hottest take.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alyson Hannigan can go fuck herself.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dexter Points - Bruhlmaojk Edit
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How does Chucks have a show when he has a bigger hole in his neck than Juno, his case worker?
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Beetlejuice Juno
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The endless ai ads make me miss Raid Shadow Legends.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Bad Movies Rule Good Movies Rule - Predator Clip
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what happens when you leave out the oxford comma...
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAAHBABHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marjorie the Gathering should shut the fuck up and go make a caesar salad if she wants redemption.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had enjoyed this guy's little videos for years. Fuck you for using ai.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'll delete one of the periods before that happens.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why can't Lonny Muskrat go back to trying to make catgirls?
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sad Depressed
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At this point I'm questioning if the recalled food is even tainted or are they just storing it in 'data centers' with the water they're stealing? With all the electrical used it's like they could be giant freeze warehouses. I worked in a giant freezer warehouse decades ago, so I know they exist.
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✨Ƥαηɗα🌙 @pandathecelestial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I’m playing a game I paid money for and a fucking ad pops up I will legit never play it again. If that becomes the norm, I will stop consuming new games. I have enough fun physical media that can’t be touched that I’ll just stay with. I don’t NEED new shit. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember when Laura Loomer was tricked into eating dog food on camera? I wonder how she would compare it to Donny's limp, broken dick.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck Dolly Parton. She had more power to stop this shit show than anyone else on the planet. She could have ripped the entire south out of his hide. She should have grabbed every mic available and called Donny out for the kidfucker he is. Children are disappearing and dying. She didn't say shit.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It was the perfect time to make a caesar salad.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bette Midler is a fucking moron, just like the rest of you.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Will you allow every single homeless person to immediately occupy all the empty hotel and motel rooms so they can get on track to repair their lives? That's what we should be doing instead of this performative bullshit that's just talk.
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Arkhangel | Control: Resonant @arkhangel79.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is there an ace day?
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fucking Christ dude, just retire. Stop taking all the jobs. You only have like three voices anyway. Let new people that want to do this and need jobs through. You're just like the elderly government. It's like DeNiro pathetically doing the old man shuffle in The Irishman.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Again, they don't report important events and lie about almost everything. How are you so fucking stupid to believe 'poll numbers'? Why do you idiots see this number as some kind of wall that no one sources? It's crazy that you think it's the one truth. It's to keep you suspicious of each other.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I miss Choco Tacos.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Zohran is 5'11" and they look almost the same height.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Most people don't know that Rogue broke her toe in that panel, but she kept the dialogue going.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember when Rudy was being a creep?
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Borat: Giuliani Hotel Room Scene
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
For every verification checkmark we get, we will reveal one fact about us.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now the dumbest motherfuckers are identified by still being on twitter.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shaq is the Steven Seagal of sports.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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The Beths - "Expert In A Dying Field" (Official)
YouTube video by The Beths
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Betty Curse "Do You Mind (If I Cry)?" Official Music Video
YouTube video by GUILTYxDESIGN Productions
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Propagandhi Resisting Tyrannical Government
YouTube video by stickpunk1
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Woman Expresses Deep Despair
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I fucking hate you idiots. Every day, every hour, all you do is come up with half-wit bullshit, regurgitating slop and trying to one up each other. Whataboutism comparisons. No actual solutions. Posting memes of guillotines doesn't accomplish anything. Morons. Pathetic jackasses. All of us.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Wayne's World: He Blows Goats
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember when Donny was being a creep?
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