iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

i thought we'd try some light gatekeeping today. start by just staring awkwardly at whoever tries to enter. when you've mastered that, scatter a handful of legos in the path

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

hbd claude debussy! still one of the elite-tier claudes and apparently also an achilles

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

this relationship clearly violates the "half your open browser tabs plus 7" standard

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

let me not to the vivre of true joie admit impediments

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

heyyyy found my phone!!

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

broccoli chips tequila and what

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

there was a time yesterday when the sky did, indeed, have its limits

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

immortal characters / mortal actors 🤍

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

breaking: nyt merges games and cooking

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

get dirty get clean get dirty get clean get dirty get clean it's the circle of life

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

away from home. the rawest dog is having no schedule who >>> what

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

when you both say "hola ginger salmon" at the same time, you can leave the "¡soy dad!" as implied

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

forecast: lizard brain ass weekend

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

me: *typing* no one: autocorrect: ok so "bursting" should be "BURSTING" right??

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

motivational tip: when you're about to do something, announce it to everyone around (even if it's just you), then add "...FINALLY!"

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

i don't just wake up looking like this. i have to EARN this ghostly appearance by starting every day checking Internet Points™

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

lives like a rebel gives fruity pebble takes a double entendre and makes it a treble

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Dodo @mechanical-dodo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

George is actually Jerry's alter ego, a way of splitting Jerry's self to distance him from his own neuroticism and baldness. Elaine is imaginary too, of course - though in the opposite sense, of wish fulfillment Kramer, though, is real. he makes periodic neighborly checks on Jerry's mental health

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

dentist who asks if you're orally active

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

we call it a little free hair tie library

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

love means never having to say whose charger is this

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

rediscovering gesha coffee 🇪🇹 🇵🇦 floral and elegant, without the robes and ceremonies 🇯🇵 nothing to be confused about here

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

people were doing this at the other place...

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

d'oh! even the title is drowning

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

the garden needed a path which needed rocks which needed digging which needed me, now i need beer

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

my first thought was "mmm, sure smells like a home depot in here" and my second thought was that "smells like home depot" would be a banger nirvana parody and my third thought was wait, the phrase "smells like teen spirit" isn't even in the lyrics

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

no, see, only my dog gets to talk to me like that

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

my punctuation is as deliberate as it is sparse, if you even care

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

some people want you and some people don't, but YOU set your attention slider (not implying any of that is pure or simple tho)

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

truly accepting a single, isolated rejection may be the best defense against it growing into a life-limiting philosophy

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

relationship checkup: would you still choose each other if the reasons you feel you HAVE to didn't exist

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

when you ate the plums that were in the icebox (which i was definitely saving for breakfast) i hope you found them sweet and cold and delicious enough to go get more (you short-sighted bastard)

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

been a little voracious i guess