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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈

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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 6h
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 9h
Campires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics

Below is a photo of Idris Alba losing his shit on Hot Ones saying "What the fuck?"
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 17h
Men, stop telling women you denounce sexual assault and start telling your male friends.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17h
this is the rape culture btw. the one women have been warning you about, and were told we were hysterical and over-sensitive and couldn't take a joke, and that rape allegations ruin men's lives, and now we live in a meritocracy where the only "merit" is who has hurt the most women
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
I regret to inform you all that Bernie Sanders is in fact taking meetings with noted rationalist wacko Eliezer Yudkowsky over what AI regulations should look like. x.com/SenSanders/s...
Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
Will Al become smarter than humans?
If so, is humanity in danger?
I went to Silicon Valley to ask some of the leading Al experts that question.
Here's what they had to say:
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The Als are much, much, much more powerful.
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My thanks to Senator Sanders; as to other legislators on all sides of any political aisle, and to any human being on Earth who now stands
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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Choosin Texas” I’m choosing football, shut the fuck up
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An anime guy with his red shirt unbuttoned and a chef's hat looks wide-eyed and panicked in a kitchen while he holds up two knives. Caption reads "Yeah he's not cooking shit"
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 28/09/2026
Any analysis of the Iran War that doesn't start and end with the fact that an entire cottage industry of think tankers and lobbyists and their friends in Congress were frothing at the mouth for literal decades for this got exactly what they wanted and it failed immediately and totally is wrong.
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ACAB but if you are mean to a retail worker, a security guard should get to tackle you.
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✨️🧡The Q-tip haired lady ✨️🧡 @aczu4.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I miss when shows were giving us 20+ episodes per season. Bring back full seasons!!
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Mark Ruffalo Yelling - Ovtrctear Tearyuna
ALT: Mark Ruffalo Yelling - Ovtrctear Tearyuna
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"meet your new ai agent!" no. fuck you. fuck off. eat bee piss and then the bees. fuck you
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they are going to come for your contraception, it is literally only a matter of time. I just replaced my IUD and if you think any of the long-term methods of contraception would be a good fit for you and/or your partner, now is the time to do it
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
fun fact: prologue is a very full featured audiobook app that integrates directly with a plex library so you too can cancel the shitty amazon service that floods its app with HP dreck every time you open it (and forget to uninstall it after canceling)
a notification pop-up from audible begging me to buy harry potter shit
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why is the id the only developer thst understands some people might want to start with hard mode? It's great that folks have more easy options from the start and I would like to see the same consideration the other way as well.
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuckin kills me every time jesus
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
After today we bisexuals get to go back to gay people thinking we're just straight and straight people thinking we're just gay
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Godzilla has been rated R for violence and blood." The most illiterate people on the planet: "wow I bet there's tons of fucking!"
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rancid vibes, deserved
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@mattmcmuscles.bsky.social oh shit
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As if I wasn't already locked the fuck in. This is gonna rule
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've just been thinking about how the only argument from conseravatives I've heard against China is "it's hard to learn Chinese". They got nothing else.
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Newsom is garbage
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 22/09/2026
trying to find an old @aftermath.site post and
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Girl this tweet is literally about you
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Never voting for an anti-trans candidate, just putting that out there.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 21/09/2026
big shirt small pants gf x small shirt big pants gf
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is hard. I was going to bitch about many of the other films but just keeping it to the threatrical release of the original movie...I got no complaints and I guess that's my hot take. Not a single problem.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 21/09/2026
Always hilarious to see Jake and Logan Paul wearing suits at official events, like when people put clothes on dogs to pretend they have jobs
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Yoichi's Genital Sock Puppet 🔞 @yoichiisbae.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's no such thing as a good pope, and people need to learn that
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rodney dangerfield
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How it feels having always hated Ed Sheeran
Christopher Lee as Count Dooku smugly raises his eyebrow. A line is drawn leading to his face, which is labeled "Signature look of superiority".
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Avoiding homework by playing FFVII like it's 1999 again
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 19/09/2026
welcome to America. we have Two Parties. one is called The Democrats. they balk at the suggestion one should have to give voters what they want. the other is called The Republicans, and it is their sole ambition to install a king. we are a Serious Nation. stop Laughing. we Have Nukes.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 19/09/2026
not many people know the bsky naming lore for what we call “posts” but the options were either “skeet” (sky tweet) or cumshit (cum shit) and we democratically made the most sensible and respectable choice
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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: Ughh omg why does my back hurt? Also me:
world renowned olympic level breakdancer ray gun contorted into a clearly unhealhy posture on the couch, also holding her smartphone and on the bluesky app
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it is insane to me that the lib zionist line is still that this isn't an apartheid system.
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a victory for this democratic party is worse for trans people than a loss this november. this is what happened to labour, they will claim that this proves that attacking us is popular and the will of the people so not vote for any democrat doing this. let them lose
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Less fossil fuel usage is great but infrastructure in most places is not set up for this problem. We really should have gotten a clue in the 70s and improved public transportation but no. As it stands most people would have to stop going to work (and get fired) and stop grocery shopping (starve)
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SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈 @smuffinman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Enjoy the Aaron camps
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All Out of Bubblegum @whatevermanman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a mrbeast cookbook would be called mryeast :(
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