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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 22m

Y’know, I understand why so many people around the world chant “Death to America” now

therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 5h

Honestly feel like the base game + DLC should be cheaper than just the base game. Mega Dimension was so shit they should be paying ME to play it

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 15h

Plain buzzballs already taste like shit I can’t imagine how gross a s’mores buzzball tastes

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 19h

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social get those lawyers ready for an easy defamation suit W

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 20h

Lmao they lied about their AI models going rogue and despite what the naysayers thought it got them exactly what they want: a deal with the government

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Heartwarming: Liberty Biberty, the awful disgusting mascot of Liberty Mutual, has died in a house fire

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The ending kinda knocks points off though, everything up until the final scene is peak horror but then the ending feels more comedic than anything. The movie is at its best when Bryan is by himself getting jump scared by zombies and having to ration his ammo

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

>have to pay $100 for the full GTA 6 experience > have to buy an IMAX ticket for the full cut of Avengers Endgame Gotta say I’m not too happy with this new direction of withholding stuff from paying customers.

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s crazy how so much of what’s wrong with our culture all stems back to that one fateful day in 2008. No, not when the market crashed. When Iron Man (2008) hit theaters

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They didn’t want to have a physical presence but when they asked the organizers if they could have a digital only presence they were told no

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Even in times of great economic hardship the elites just can’t help but continue to tell you to hate your neighbor. Can’t afford your mortgage this month? Who cares did you hear that story about those wacky gays!

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Godzilla hanging dong is absolutely essential to the plot

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’ve developed this sort of conspiracy theory that country music is a harbinger of war and death. Whenever a country song hits the charts and smashes records, war either follows or is already happening: Vietnam, Iraq, now Iran. All were precluded by country music getting popular.

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Do millennials not remember that Dr Phil having the Cash Me Outside girl on his show was only 10 years ago We definitely remember how fucked up TV was it wasn’t that long ago.

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’ve always been neutral on Taylor Swift until last year when the new album came out and it was hot ass. The draft for Elizabeth Taylor should have been tossed in a dumpster behind a Waffle House and forgotten

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Economy entirely based on magic beans

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Didn’t they spend $300 million on Wolverine

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Interviewers are so funny they react to you putting a cup of coffee on their desk like you just climbed up, pulled down your pants, and dropped a fat steamer right in front of them

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Didn’t Chris Hansen join Team Epstein

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This list is so arbitrary. Oh we can’t include The Sopranos because it started in 1999, even though it ended in 2006 and heavily influenced much of this list. Also we refuse to consider any anime, in fact no animation outside of Bojack and no foreign language shows outside Squid Game

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Aren’t all bathrooms same-sex bathrooms

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The CIA doesn’t make em like they used to

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

$400 for a pair of Oakleys and some random junk themed to a fictional in universe TV show lmao

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If I accidentally ran over Wumpus I’d back up and hit him again just to be sure he’s dead

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

But I don’t wanna vote for David Jolly OR Byron Donalds!

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Ocarina of Time remake’s graphics have their issues but at least each character still looks like who they’re supposed to be. Betilla looks NOTHING like her Rayman Legends appearance this is straight up a new character

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You guys gotta understand any senate election in Florida that’s less than a blowout victory for republicans will be seen as a catastrophe for Trump. A democratic socialist potentially coming within 2 points of a Republican is nuts down here (in a good way)

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ask anyone their opinions on Elon Musk and most would tell you he’s a creepy nazi pervert but somehow Paramount thinks wheeling this man out will change peoples’ minds about the acquisition

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The idea that Activision would ever make a Banjo game should be classified as a severe mental illness. They should study your brain if you actually believe Activision cares about anything that isn’t Call of Duty

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Being proud to be British is like being proud to have shit in your pants

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sometimes I think to myself “maybe the general public’s taste isn’t as bad as I assume and I’m just being stuck up” and then I actually check out the popular stuff and nope I was right all along the average American has shit taste

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This video is so funny in hindsight because Splitgate failed so hard they had to unlaunch Splitgate 2 after that disastrous showcase last year, and Halo Infinite bombed so hard Halo Studios is now a fucking support studio for Halo’s new dev team: fucking ACTIVISION

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What good things does our country even export to the world anymore. Feels like all our cultural exports like Hollywood and Xbox are getting wiped out by shareholders, political interests, and AI. We’re soon to live in a world where Xbox and Warner Bros don’t exist, how the fuck does that even happen

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If you read this sentence out to a Halo fan in 2007 they’d laugh in your face and say that could never happen

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They’re calling him the most tortured man in existence

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Building a Time Machine to go back in time and kill Bill Gates before he creates Microsoft

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Between this, Sony’s shenanigans, and the constant Hollywood mergers is there even gonna be an entertainment industry in 10 years or are we gonna have to settle with scrolling short form content about how to save water in the wastelands?

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Nintendo and Capcom seem to be the only remaining AAA studios who actually know what they’re doing

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Imagine threatening to sue a company for making enough of a product to meet demand. I’d love to see how that would actually go down in court

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So when can we finally confront the fact that California has a Republican governor cosplaying as a Democrat

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