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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 52m
When white nationalist are a part of your voting base
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The breakup
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the Beatles are embroiled in argument in their later era. George says to John, who is laying in bed with Yoko, “John— stop bringing Yoko to the studio!” Panel 2: George turns to Paul McCartney, who is seated with his bass guitar and a cigarette. “Paul, you’ve become a control freak!” Panel 3: George turns to Ringo, who is seated at his drums and wearing the Venom/Spiderman alien symbiote suit. George says with exasperation, “Ringo… lose the symbiote.” Symbiote Ringo replies “calm down, mate.”
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 16h
steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you
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Jeremy @callmenerdy.com · 3h
In case you were wondering what it'd be like to talk to somebody from the 18% who "strongly approve" of the job Trump is doing.
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carmyn @carmyn.zone · 32m
the coolest part is how nothing will likely ever be done about it because so many people in power use it to their own advantage
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carmyn @carmyn.zone · 38m
the increased prevalence of gambling in every aspect of modern living makes me feel what i can only describe as despair
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 3h
And what real man wants to be on a platform filled with GIRLS?!?! EW GROSS
Geiger Capital: Officially deleted instagram.

An inherently female app. Zero benefit.

Elon Musk: Instagram is for girls.
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 8h
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 42m
we've located bussy
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 14h
YOU - “I'd like to dedicate this song to my partner, Kim Kitsuragi.” (Nod to the lieutenant.) KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant doesn't say anything, but gives you a quick smile, before turning away. COMPOSURE - He's incapable of blushing, but if he weren't -- he'd blush.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 8h
PAYPHONE - You're not a revolutionary, Harry... You're drunk.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 44m
This is a very, very sad man who has just seen something that's made him forget his sadness.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 48m
(it's a card game) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preside...
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 48m
i can't believe this is a legit and not-vandalized page
President (also commonly called Asshole,[1] Scum,[1] or Capitalism[1])
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Smash @smashpro1.bsky.social · 49m
The AEW page on Facebook has a promo that Mox cut after the show last night. www.facebook.com/share/v/1Fpo...
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 2h
There was like a three year period during early Surface stuff when Microsoft was doing cool stuff with hardware and then they said fuck that shit nevermind.
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Nintendo Wire @nintendowire.com · 51m
Limited-time Donkey Kong Bananza DLC events are returning with monthly rotation. buff.ly/wfT07Gs
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 59m
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 5h
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 1h
me: it was a guy called "the pervy phantom." also the former president of iran was there posting about college football nursing home worker: yep
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 2h
i love this so much
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
PSA. DO NOT EVER EVER ATTEMPT TO FIX A GARAGE DOOR SPRING BY YOURSELF. PAY THE MONEY AND HAVE AN EXPERT DO IT. DO. NOT. FUCK. WITH. THEM. Electrical and tension springs are best left to experts, not worth trying to "save a few bucks" - cause you could end up maimed or dead.
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Cinderella @fairestcinderella.myatproto.social · 3h
I think this is really funny juxtaposed with Third Way admitting attacking trans people is a political loser for democrats. Both major parties coming to terms with, man, we are cooking nothing this cycle.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 2h
These guys taking the brave stance that it is totally ok to counter-program a memorial of a beloved and influential figure with some dogshit
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 2h
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 7h
Arkansas' procurement system is called HOGBID
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The Onion @theonion.com · 1h
Artist Profile: Madonna theonion.com/artist-profile-madonna
Philanthropic Cause: Tiny leather corsets for dogs
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 1h
do YOU trust the man who TOOK AWAY the VAGANA BONES
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1h
You see this guy playing bass and you know it’s going to be a good show
A Goron
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Erin @hissingbooth.bsky.social · 4h
“we have so many of these fucking things [the armbands] now, and i’m *so* tired of having these.” chuck taylor sums it up best. the grief feels bottomless and it’s exhausting, but there’s also the flip side, where you can feel the love pouring out of every word spoken in these statements.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 3h
[October 2026][Kobold Patch Notes] 🎃 Kobold spawn rate in Pumpkins has increased 1000% 🎃 Seasonal Emotes radius and audio granted priority 🎃 Spoopy the Kobold and carnival is available on the PVE minigames server. 🎃 Seasonal Glamours available in both currency shops. Stay brave, kobolds !
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Quags in Love @quags-in-love.bsky.social · 11h
When it’s spooky season but there’s still quags to post
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 7h
A Goofy Movie is better than The Avengers.
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All Elite Central @allelitecentral.com · 5h
The extended tributes to PAC from the AEW locker room have been uploaded to AEW’s YouTube channel. 48 minutes long. youtu.be/UkEKIjb2k9o...
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Extended Tributes to PAC: AEW Stars remember and honor Benjamin "PAC" Satterley
#aew #aewdynamite #PAC We have so much love for you, PAC.In add...
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 4h
BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - You really dropped the ball, Harry. Four point six billion people -- and you failed every single one of them. You really *fucked up*.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 4h
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 5h
(boomhauer voice) yeah man I tell you what, that dang ol cheeto in that dang ol white house
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 4h
VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 5h
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 6h
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 7h
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 6h
For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 5h
Finally a president who solved our age old problem of being a country where people wanted to be
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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 11h
I'm so fucked up
A man in a VR head set looking at his hands
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 8h
phew glad that whole mess got settled
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 8h
Less than two weeks until THANK YOU BUS DRIVER crashes into your hearts! Get passengers to their stops to collect thank yous; but put a stop to rule breakers looking to ruin the ride! SLAP 'em into behaving, or THROW 'em out the back! Wishlist today:
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Thank You Bus Driver
Take on the role of a town’s rules-driven (and reckless) bus driver in Thank You Bus Driver! Drive fast, slap faster, and toss any rulebreakers out of…
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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 13h
Latest WSJ poll: "63% want to pause AI development 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 59% want Medicare for All 57% want a $20 minimum wage 58% want to end U.S. military aid to Israel" This is the center of the country politically. it is time all adjust to this political spectrum, esp. media.
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Brakka Quilltusk @brakkaquilltusk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I see or hear of artists participating in that "Malfoid" trend, it's a block from me. Already pruned one from my follows 'cuz they spammed it on the Hell Site. Fuck 'em. You feed the transphobe's property with fanart? You use that incel slang to refer to it? You're gone. #FuckHP #TransRights
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TTS Emperor Summons Prohibition Hammer
Alt: TTS Emperor Summons Prohibition Hammer
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