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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 11h
Please look at this dog
This is maybe a dog but also maybe some kind of weird collapsible handbag or a slumbering albino kangaroo or a canine pocket dimension, anyway if it is a dog, it’s a dog sleeping in such a way that his back legs are folded up all the way up past his nose which is only possible in an Escher print, anyway his name is Cooper, he is a hound lab mix, he is baby
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 7h
The narrative that vibecoding is going to usher in a new flood of emulation is less accurate than just admitting that all of the barriers between platforms have been fake since basically the PS4.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 7h
nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 14h
This is a great article if you love 30 Rock, with some choice anecdotes. I like this quote too
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 7h
don't hurt my dog motherfarker
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Democrats will never learn.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 6h
And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.
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Smash @smashpro1.bsky.social · 6h
Two buck Chuck
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Micah @rincewind.run · 9h
Ossoff is one of the very few people adequately channeling Evelyn Normielib these days the base doesn't want to hear entreaties to our better natures, they don't want to go high while the other side goes low, they want someone to come on the TV and go "these people are garbage" he's good at it
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Vanilla Treasure Ice Cream (2002-2003): Vanilla ice cream with a fudge swirl, loaded with little colorful, fudge-filled candy pieces shaped like characters from the movie, "Treasure Planet". Released by Edy's/Dreyer's as a promotional item
A view from above of an ice cream carton. It has the Edy's logo above the Treasure Planet logo, flanked by characters from the film
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they should invent a sleep that makes you feel like you’ve slept
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Smash @smashpro1.bsky.social · 6h
Unless it's the AC/DC song.
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alex (˙𐃷˙) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social · 7h
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 7h
Today’s Baseball Name is Dick Bonelly
Dick Bonelly
Positions: Pitcher and Rightfielder
Bats: Right • Throws: Right
6-0, 189lb (183cm, 85kg)
Born: May 8, 1899 in Meriden, CT
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 7h
I bet Liberty Biberty would be insanely satisfying to punt
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 15h
Who went through all the major platforms where the Pentagon might stream their barbaric firing squad "livestream" execution to see if it violated their policies? Me. I did it.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 7h
YES John Cena was grooming a Bonesman. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
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carmyn @carmyn.zone · 6h
i can't wait for the recomp that will finally bring doom from the super nintendo to the pc
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 7h
are we sure bolsanero’s son isn’t actually a clone
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6h
Judi Dench with a speech bubble
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 16h
the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 6h
the rare case of trump being one hundred percent honest with you
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 20h
Shouldn’t have smoked that shit now my helicopter doesn’t work
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 6h
He quite literally has no idea what health insurance is. Truly none.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 8h
BEAUTIFUL NECKTIE - Your heart is broken, *bratushka*. And it cannot be mended. Believe me, I've tried.
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Smash @smashpro1.bsky.social · 7h
He saved Smackdown by making me stop watching.
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Robin @crimsonrobin.bsky.social · 8h
We're really doing nostalgia tinted revisionism for a career midcarder having a shitty 10 month world title reign
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18h
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 10h
YUP
kei truck with lights under. they're purple
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Masuke🐶+rocogirl👩 @rocogirl.bsky.social · 8h
I'm Masuke, and I'm 17. I managed to go for a short walk this morning! It looks like it's going to be a pleasant day.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 09/10/2026
Leon Kennedy with a speech bubble
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 9h
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 8h
Monster Hunter Wilds (Steam) is $25.49 on Humble (discount at checkout). As low as $20.39 for Choice members buff.ly/CUureND #ad XSX $19.99 Best Buy (Disc to digital eligible) buff.ly/CjeJHnM
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Gina @sheelanagig22.bsky.social · 13h
Can you tell that Benji is happy to be back from her grooming appointment?
Smiling grey poodle mix sitting atop a rug and showing off her bottom teeth and tongue.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 8h
“No one should be surprised that all the scrutiny from the mainstream press is focused squarely on the spotted hyena with its jaws dug into the right buttock of the president and not on our historically prosperous economy.” — Beni Rae Harmony, assistant press secretary
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White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass
WASHINGTON—Calling the attention the incident was receiving yet another example of liberal media bias, the White House downplayed on Friday the fact that a hyena was currently biting down on the ass o...
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CosmicRami 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rami.spaceaustralia.com · 8h
Just ran into Little Lolli at the mini beach down the road from us, who is exceptionally proud of her work, after spending all morning and putting in a lot of hard work on this excellent hole she has made.
A small cream coloured dog looking back at the camera after digging a hole in the beach that is much larger than her A small cream coloured dog looking back at the camera after digging a hole in the beach that is much larger than her
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 10h
Trump started a stupid & illegal war in Iran that has driven up diesel prices. Now he wants to bankroll Putin's illegal war against Ukraine by buying diesel from him.   One strategic disaster after the next. www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
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Trump lifts sanctions on Russian diesel, suggests US may buy amid surging fuel prices
The move comes weeks ahead of the midterm elections.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 10h
Some of you were asking for a tomatillo update. Here is the update: he is very handsome
Chihuaua mix tomatillo with his lil tie
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 9h
Help! I Wanna Be Murdered by Sex Demons but This Puzzle Box Is Like, Really Hard thehardtimes.net/blog/help-i-...
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Help! I Wanna Be Murdered by Sex Demons but This Puzzle Box Is Like, Really Hard
Ever since I discovered BDSM Tumblr as a youth, I have dreamt of dying at the hands of horned-up sadistic hellspawn. I... Get the full story
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 9h
@darthbluesky.bsky.social, please join me in wishing best girl Nutmeg a very happy 5th birthday!
A small black, white, and tan puppy rests her paws on the wire bars of an indoor playpen, looking up at the camera with large dark eyes near a blue pet carrier and puppy toys.The dog stands inside a yellow and black pet trailer outdoors under a clear blue sky, with the San Francisco phoenix flag flying overhead and the Golden Gate Bridge visible in the distance.A black, white, and tan dog lies on a plush white blanket on a bed, holding a fluffy plush lamb toy in her mouth and resting her paws around it.A man in a blue polo shirt lies down taking a close-up selfie while cuddling closely with the black, white, and tan dog.
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alex (˙𐃷˙) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social · 9h
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Smash @smashpro1.bsky.social · 8h
AOL Keywords.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 8h
Got that new computer with a modem and aren't sure what to do with it?
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 12h
Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"
Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks
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The Onion @theonion.com · 8h
Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution theonion.com/pentagon-to-livestream…
“No way is this administration capable of setting up a working livestream.”

Willem Brydon, Unemployed
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 8h
get equipped with guillotine design
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 12h
"i cant believe we're doing public executions like north korea" thats because youre not. youre doing public executions like 1930s germany
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Doc Zoggle 🦇 @drzoggle.bsky.social · 8h
frogs
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 9h
DK Challenge Reward Update: "Eligible participants will receive a My Nintendo notification confirming that they qualify for the physical 39-card set and custom card case." Info on claiming the reward will be shared at a later date I don't think notifications have gone out yet
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