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Kumbucha, Guild Master

@koboldkumbucha.bsky.social
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Profile 🎨: @eskiworks.bsky.social Kumbucha is just a planeswalking kobold setting up shop. ADULTS ONLY. These trinkets and wares are for working folks. Draconian Dues are to be paid to your local nearest dragon on the 1st of each month.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona The Eepiest Kobold 🏳️‍⚧️ @scalieshutterbug.bsky.social · 13h
Finally got a new drawing done! This is the bobblehead kobold that sits on the dragon trucker's dashboard! 😄 I finally got it done @koboldman.bsky.social !!! 😄
A happy green bobblehead kobold on a black pedestal that says "Bobblebold" on it. They're on top of a brown truck dashboard, and the blue windshield is in back of them.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 8h
Wow! That kobold martin goes both ways ?! @xzeria.bsky.social has joined the Kobold Guild and... You hatched a Temperant Acidic Pink Kobold with Foraging and Gathering Skills! Senses: 8 Tenacity: 9 Resistance: 1 Agility: 12 Presence: 3
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 18h
This kobold is up very late. Why? Blame the video games
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is usually the political persuasion needed to get a majority of kobolds to do a task.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Collect your own dang kobolds ! @koboldcollector.bsky.social has joined the Kobold Guild and... You hatched a Envious Icy Red Kobold with Food Processing and Cooperation Skills! Senses: 11 Tenacity: 11 Resistance: 5 Agility: 8 Presence: 10
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[October 2026][Kobold Patch Notes] 🎃 Kobold spawn rate in Pumpkins has increased 1000% 🎃 Seasonal Emotes radius and audio granted priority 🎃 Spoopy the Kobold and carnival is available on the PVE minigames server. 🎃 Seasonal Glamours available in both currency shops. Stay brave, kobolds !
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She eats Rocks. @koboldman.bsky.social has joined the Kobold Guild and... You hatched a Prudent Voltaic White Kobold with Caring and Hide Tanning Skills! Senses: 11 Tenacity: 2 Resistance: 5 Agility: 9 Presence: 1
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yip! That kobold flips. @lexkobold.bsky.social has joined the Kobold Guild and... You hatched a Angry Acidic Rose Kobold with Foraging and Caring Skills! Senses: 12 Tenacity: 11 Resistance: 2 Agility: 2 Presence: 2
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#RealityFracture #MTG Yet again this kobold's card design was not accepted for the latest set. Still trying to get more/any actual kobold support for the flavor win of the game.
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Amiryth @amiryth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finding an unattended kobold
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Hek @hekthekobold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's the boy! Fully reffed! Thank you @kobolding.bsky.social
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This kobold is groom-shaming the cats cause they are stinky dirty fur balls who need their undercoat shed and slicked.
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Infinite Egg Normals @lizardbusiness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bsky is for kobolds
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bad kobolds get blocked. if you are a bald af kobold defending and engaging in AI usage. Your kobold permissions are revoked and you will be exploded in 72-hours.
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Virion Stoneshard @virionstoneshard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@redishdragie.bsky.social abused his powers to make me small and cute and I'm going to bite him extra hard and then bap him with these oversized kobold pawbs <3
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Slomnir @slomnir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The kobold fantasy in question:
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wyx! @wyx.gay · 28/09/2026
infuriate the bluesky leadership! become a kobold today!
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As a union member of Kobolds. We are interested in fulfilling Kobold Fantasies and making the wishes of kobolds come true.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If this kobold was living in the USA and still vending furry events it would likely start selling YCH belt buckles and nsfw belt buckles. Like an external chastity cage buckle or a nickel-cast sheath (with functional beer bottle opener)
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This kobold has some life advice. Just go ahead and uninstall those gatcha game apps.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Y'all were buying weed? This kobold has been growing its own and running moonshine since the prohibition era.
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Tikaka @tikaka.art · 17/09/2026
Stick your leggy up real high! #dragonborn #oc:Sepeli
digital drawing of my dragonborn Sepeli in that one legs stuck real high pose meme. He's peeking from behind a "prayboy" magazine, grabbing a piece of chocolate from a box on the bed next to him, dressed in a shiny dressing gown/house robe, smirking mischievously. And like the meme requires, his legs are sticking up high.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A kobold can be a live streamer on Chinese Douyin. Yip!
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A coop deck builder board game with your friends but it's a coop *dick* builder and you have to work together, sabotage together, and progress towards secret missions to win the proverbial dick-measuring contest.
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Story @storyforest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
kobolds deserving love, more of themmmm!
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Story @storyforest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Due to popular demand I'm opening 7 more slots for this. Then it's closed! DM me with two character reference links and I'll hit you up with the payment info. Price:35 USD 2 max per person first come first serve pink: Kobold/dragon blue: any species payment via paypal prepayment only tos applies
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Story @storyforest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
and here are more kobolds getting loves
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spooky joe @thatguynamedjoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hopping on this trend because honestly i just think its really funny
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Froot @frootbasket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This kobold has returned! It was on a super secret mission to the forbidden lands where Blue sky requires ID to access. Yip!
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She's live and that's our problem. @vorpalscales.bsky.social has joined the Kobold Guild and... You hatched a Prudent Icy Sapphire Kobold with Caring and Food Processing Skills! Senses: 1 Tenacity: 12 Resistance: 3 Agility: 3 Presence: 4
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That kobold has an oath to serve. @peachykobold.bsky.social has joined the Kobold Guild and... You hatched a Faithful Acidic Pink Kobold with Caring and Fire Making Skills! Senses: 3 Tenacity: 7 Resistance: 5 Agility: 3 Presence: 10
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Catalytic Converter Festival. Yip!
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If sex sells, than what does sex buy?
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This kobold doesn't follow the news that closely but it likes that the shapes are appropriate for the age of the artist. Yip! Complicating and simplifying forms is part of the process.
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Rambrandt @rambrandt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
comic that's been in my head for a while
panel one: caroline running up to Rory yelling "Rory! Rory!" with Rory responding "Huh?"Panel two: Caroline holding out a frog and saying "Look!" Rory responds "Ah! Wee lad!"Panel three: They both look at each other blissfully

Panel four: Same as the last panel but Caroline asks "can I peg you?" with rory responding excitedly "Aye! Please!"
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kirby: Swallow Samus Aran: Vore Mario/Luigi: Inside Story The Holy Nintendo Triangle.
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Adalwin @adalwin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
moist kobold pussy
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Imagine you scare a kobold and their line work turns into [Chunky Gritty Crayon] for a moment. Wow, they can do that.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona The Eepiest Kobold 🏳️‍⚧️ @scalieshutterbug.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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💀Skelethan💀 | COMMS CLOSED @ebdrawsstuff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Lugia...? Sorry, pal. No one calls me that, anymore. It's SHOE-gia now!" #pokemon #art
Doodle of Lugia from Pokemon Silver/Gold, wearing comically large boots and striking an absolutely hard af pose
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pro ttrpg tip: Introduce npcs in pairs so that when the party likes/dislikes one npc you can keep the other around and everyone will like you.
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Sokera! || Shop Closed for Wedding! @pyixus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Playin in the water! ˚˖𓍢ִִ໋˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚. #Art | #Pokemon | #Wooper
Repeating pattern of the Pokemon 'Quagsire' & 'Wooper' with a shiny version of Wooper in the repeating pattern as well, his pink form as opposed to his regular blues! 

In the pattern background is lily pads, a lotus flower itself, bubbles, and a plant known as 'hornwart waterthyme' which is really common for animals like axoltls which wooper is themed off of! 

The background is a soft navy blue.
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Sokera! || Shop Closed for Wedding! @pyixus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The set is complete! 🤎💙
My older tile drawing of Wooper & Clodsire, they are in a repeated pattern surrounded by lily pads, white lotus flowers, and wetland cattails. 

The background is a dark reddish brown in contrast! The same as above! 
Repeating pattern of the pokemon 'Quagsire' & 'Wooper' with a shiny version of wooper in the repeating pattern as well, his pink form as opposed to his regular blues! 

In the pattern background is lily pads, a lotus flower itself, bubbles, and a plant known as 'hornwart waterthyme' which is really common for animals like axoltls which wooper is themed off of! 

The background is a soft navy blue.
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That kobold has air space clearance. @ianmcgecko.bsky.social has joined the Kobold Guild and... You hatched a Prudent Icy Blue Kobold with Construction and Communication Skills! Senses: 8 Tenacity: 7 Resistance: 10 Agility: 6 Presence: 12
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Kumbucha, Guild Master @koboldkumbucha.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Damn, that dragon as thicc as it's meme game. @andrasdragon37.bsky.social has joined the Kobold Guild and... You hatched a Faithful Fiery Green Kobold with Foraging and Gathering Skills! Senses: 2 Tenacity: 1 Resistance: 8 Agility: 10 Presence: 4
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alex (˙𐃷˙) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Let’s Go Quagsire and Let’s Go Clodsire
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Westor Lowbrood, Dungeon Master @westorad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A spaghetti Western drag queen named Clit Eatswood
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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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