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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
open.substack.com/pub/thetweet... On the other side of the paywall lies the answer to the most obnoxious five-word non-prayer prayer I've ever received.
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Answered Prayer #3
A test of My omniscience.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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I Apologize for My Ties to Jeffrey Epstein
As an omniscient being, I should have known better.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Answered Prayer #2. Now available for the low, low price of $7 a month and Me not killing you. open.substack.com/pub/thetweet...
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Presenting the first of 52 weekly answered prayers by Yours Truly. It will bring a tear to your eyes, if you read it while chopping onions. tinyurl.com/thetweetofgo...
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Answered Prayer #1
As announced last Thursday, I will now be answering a prayer a week among those sent to me at thetweetofgodprayers@gmail.com. This is a faster tempo than the one-per-month rate I have been using for t...
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
@TheTweetOfGod Returns! open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
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@TheTweetOfGod Returns!
God answers your prayers, as written at DJ Javerbaum.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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@THETWEETOFGOD RETURNS!
Only this time... it's impersonal.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Some cheeks can't be turned.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Modern Moral Dilemmas
What would you do?
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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I Found the Best Phrase To Describe Trump!
But it wasn't easy.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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I'm Starting to Have Issues with Donald Trump
Wait! Before you judge me, read the essay.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The New Epstein Photos: A Closer Look open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
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The New Epstein Photos: A Closer Look
This morning the House Oversight Committee released 19 new photos from the Epstein estate.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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The New Epstein Photos: A Closer Look
This morning the House Oversight Committee released 19 new photos from the Epstein estate were released by the House Oversight Committee.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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From the Congressional Testimony of HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
For a guy in charge of your health, he's quite the sicko.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Shameless promotion is disgusting. Also my daughter has a new album out! open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
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The Ethical Implications of Streaming Service Marketing in an Intergenerational Context: An Appraisal
Just go with me on this.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Behold the album of the year. Especially for dentists. open.spotify.com/album/1cxbIC...
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Teeth
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
@chegareencher.bsky.social one of the best albums ever. Check out Da Capo too.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Today’s asshole is tomorrow’s martyr.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I don’t know what Trump is announcing today but I fear the best.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I can't understand this guy. Does anyone speak Ozzy?
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Read. Learn. Quickly forget. open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
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Vocabulary ("A" Edition)
When I was around 15 I decided to read my unabridged dictionary from cover to cover and mark down all the words I didn’t know that seemed worth knowing.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy Fourth of July. No it isn’t.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This would be a good time to tell your family you love them.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
It's the least I can do.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Look at These Friggin' Dogs
The dog on the left is Norman.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I only know what I'd do without Brian Wilson.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I made you all in My image, and I'm an asshole.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
All of you would be better off if most of you would die.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
It begins.
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Amazon-Backed AI Model Would Try To Blackmail Engineers Who Threatened To Take It Offline
In tests, Anthropic's Claude Opus 4 would resort to "extremely harmful actions" to preserve its own existence, a safety report revealed.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
This weekend America honors those who fought and died for their country with sand wedgies and 50% off mattress sales.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Biggest regret? Creation.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Norm!
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Less than half an hour! Please prepare to ask questions concerning your favorite cinematic dreck!
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Today on 'Droll Call': Bad, Bad Movies! open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
And I'm proud to be an American, Where at least I know I'm Pope.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I created the universe as something to monetize.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
No. You are the least infallible man alive.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Less than one hour till Battlefield Earth, The Mask 2, and the complete oeuvre of Neil Breen!
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
On Today's 'Droll Call': Bad, Bad, Bad Movies! open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I apologize to a few of you for most of you.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
People are finally starting to vomit the Kool-Aid.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I’m overthanked for Friday.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
RIP Pope Francis. You were relatively unawful.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The Sixth Census open.substack.com/pub/theskeet...
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The Sixth Census
The United States Census Bureau was created to gather information about Americans, but there’s another institution offering information about our country that, while statistically less accurate, is sp...
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
This starts at the top of the hour! And ends at the top of the following hour! In between it will pass through the bottom the hour! And will be entertaining for its entirety.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Today on 'Droll Call' - John Hodgman
The world's leading authority on everything.
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