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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 19h

Having wrist surgery in a bit, this t-shirt's fine, right?

Black knight from Monty Python on front of t-shirt, arm missing and blood fountaining from wound. Captioned with "'tis but a scratch."

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The stoppable force vs the moveable object. #MUNTOT #Spurs

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I have a series of questions, but chief among which, how does the seller know that they're life sized?

Facebook marketplace and for "lifesize" grey alien decorative figures.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

University of Nottingham here proving that institutions designed to elevate and inspire are run by people who don't give a fuck. #UoN

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026

“I want it to be perfect but I also want it to be finished” is like AuDHD in a sentence

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I really wanna revel in the Man City stuff, but ...

tweet for 2016

I'd like to see donny trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam

*he does*

Ah! Well! Nevertheless

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Trump "They're eating the dogs..." Patel: "Hold my beer, boss."

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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.

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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

To be fair, sacking a manager because winning a trophy and finishing 17th is “unacceptable”, then proceeding to finish 17th with no trophy, then spending £400m and finishing 17th again, would be the funniest thing this football club has ever done.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Ah well, the first 14 minutes of the season was enough hope to sustain me for the next nine months. #Spurs

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Will Smith in The Pursuit of Happyness

ALT: Will Smith in The Pursuit of Happyness

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

First Arsenal hate watch of the season has thus far proved unsuccessful.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My fiancée mananaged to inadvertently get the best government alert screenshot.

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Pete Hind @toonpete85.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Great advice, whether there's an eclipse or not

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Under high-level supurrvision today. Luna's in top of a bookshelf.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Donating a #FantasyPL name to a #Spurs #THFC fan, as I've already come up with one and thought this one was better but can't change mine: "11 Zerbs and Spices" You're welcome.

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Sometimes you get shown a reel that’s so far in your wheelhouse you could scream with delight www.instagram.com/reel/DbME0JO...

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Unless there are Muppets involved, I'm out.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

After a fair few setbacks, emotional kicks to the plums, and more than a few occasions where I didn't think I'd ever make it, I passed my degree today! That's all, carry on.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Apropos of nothing, Wes Streeting is the new defence secretary.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Stared at this for so long my phone locked itself.

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Maybe he just called Streeting in to sit and watch as he gives the jobs to everyone else

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Fascinated to find that a job I applied to yesterday with over 10 years of experience for a basic role rejected me for "not having the required experience" despite it being exactly what I'm doing now, and was doing two jobs ago. I hate job hunting so much.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

There will be a short break in proceedings before the trophy presentation as the President of the USA requires a nappy change. #WorldCup2026

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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Poor bastard’s starving

Cookie Monster: For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This is right up there with Danny Dyer's "twat" outburst. British TV hall of fame moment.

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Tom @tomvictor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Wayne Rooney as either statler or Waldorf, no I’m not checking which one is which

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Tucker Jones @tuckerjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

😭🫡

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Spooky Sky-leton 💀 @gobigred.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

ZERO - ZERO xG by Argentina in the first half. AH HA HA

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Thomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

How I feel right now:

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Robert Shrimsley @robertshrimsley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Do Americans actually like sport? They seem to feel there must always be something else going on to keep you engaged. Most fans just want the game to restart. We’re capable of enjoying the break.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Dang they really got a category for everything

THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations

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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026

Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

There were moments in that but where England had gone to five at the back I fully craved some Big Angeball chaos.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Ah, job search, we meet again. At least I've got until November before it becomes critical. Shame I'm going to have wrist surgery in October.

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Nope. Don't Like That.

ALT: Nope. Don't Like That.

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Fabio Santana @fabiosantana79.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

- Open Instagram - Go to your profile - Tap the three lines in the top-right corner - Scroll down to the Sharing and reuse section - Toggle off "Allow people to use your content on Instagram and with AI features on Meta" for Posts and Reels

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Joel Veitch @rathergood.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Can't get over how tragic it is that King Henry VIII missed out on potatoes by just a few brief years. He would have bloody loved chips. 😞

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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 06/07/2026

Kylian Mbappé responds to racist remarks from Paraguayan senator Celeste Amarilla.

Celeste Amarilla’s racist comment:
"The brute never even learned how to write; instead of mother's milk he sucked coconuts, and the most educated thing he heard was chimpanzees. You should have shown him the finger, Orlando Gill - I do it in the Senate and nothing happens!!!"

Mbappé’s response:
“You are a despicable woman and unworthy of your position.
You do not represent Paraguay, that country which has sweated passion and honor throughout the competition. Through your recklessness and your brazen racism, the entire world has already forgotten the journey and the historic effort that your players accomplished during this World Cup, making way for an incompetent woman who gives the worst possible image of her country.
I will never allow people like her the freedom to spread their hatred and racism across the world.”

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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If you’d like to join our class action lawsuit against corruption in FIFA, which we are planning to make the biggest in history, please click here - rebootfifa.com/sign/ - and please share.

rebootfifa.com

Infantino isn’t fit to lead FIFA.  And FIFA isn’t fit to govern football. Agree? Add your name now >>

Add your name to our mass complaint

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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 06/07/2026

Every lifelong football fan I've ever met is like "I think players are supposed to serve their suspension" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states handballs are mandatory."

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Hey MAMDANI, what do you think of THIS (Vid of me spraying my hose into my microwave, unclear what grievance I'm responding to)

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Donald Trump interfering in football despite knowing nothing about football? Whatever next? Advising people inject bleach during a pandemic? Suggesting hurricanes should be nuked?

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