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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 2h

Tesla fanboys explaining that their roadster can "fly".

Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

@scottlynch78.bsky.social not your fault/problem, but Amazon just got me supremely excited then devastated in about 30 seconds (pre and post clicking the link).

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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

a Zacharia is half a Scaramucci

A senior White House official tells @pooocy Katie
ZACHARIA is "transitioning out" of the press secretary position.
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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

That's superb, I'll have to remember that in the event I have my own toddlers.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Have decided to switch languages when cold callers ring up. Will test the staying power of the PCP scammers. 20 seconds of Spanish was enough to get rid of the first one.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Cat.exe has encountered an error and forced close. Please reboot cat to resolve.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Having wrist surgery in a bit, this t-shirt's fine, right?

Black knight from Monty Python on front of t-shirt, arm missing and blood fountaining from wound. Captioned with "'tis but a scratch."

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The stoppable force vs the moveable object. #MUNTOT #Spurs

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I have a series of questions, but chief among which, how does the seller know that they're life sized?

Facebook marketplace and for "lifesize" grey alien decorative figures.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

University of Nottingham here proving that institutions designed to elevate and inspire are run by people who don't give a fuck. #UoN

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026

“I want it to be perfect but I also want it to be finished” is like AuDHD in a sentence

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I really wanna revel in the Man City stuff, but ...

tweet for 2016

I'd like to see donny trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam

*he does*

Ah! Well! Nevertheless

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Trump "They're eating the dogs..." Patel: "Hold my beer, boss."

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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.

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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

To be fair, sacking a manager because winning a trophy and finishing 17th is “unacceptable”, then proceeding to finish 17th with no trophy, then spending £400m and finishing 17th again, would be the funniest thing this football club has ever done.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Ah well, the first 14 minutes of the season was enough hope to sustain me for the next nine months. #Spurs

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Will Smith in The Pursuit of Happyness

ALT: Will Smith in The Pursuit of Happyness

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

First Arsenal hate watch of the season has thus far proved unsuccessful.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My fiancée mananaged to inadvertently get the best government alert screenshot.

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Pete Hind @toonpete85.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Great advice, whether there's an eclipse or not

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Under high-level supurrvision today. Luna's in top of a bookshelf.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Donating a #FantasyPL name to a #Spurs #THFC fan, as I've already come up with one and thought this one was better but can't change mine: "11 Zerbs and Spices" You're welcome.

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Sometimes you get shown a reel that’s so far in your wheelhouse you could scream with delight www.instagram.com/reel/DbME0JO...

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Not this time, unless he's playing himself via the medium of having his hand up himself.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Unless there are Muppets involved, I'm out.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Looks like they're turning people upside down and shaking until every last coin falls out.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

After a fair few setbacks, emotional kicks to the plums, and more than a few occasions where I didn't think I'd ever make it, I passed my degree today! That's all, carry on.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Thanks! I managed to get on a bit earlier, took a while, like someone was out the back with a hand crank winding up the servers, but managed to get what I needed!

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Apropos of nothing, Wes Streeting is the new defence secretary.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Stared at this for so long my phone locked itself.

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Maybe he just called Streeting in to sit and watch as he gives the jobs to everyone else

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Fascinated to find that a job I applied to yesterday with over 10 years of experience for a basic role rejected me for "not having the required experience" despite it being exactly what I'm doing now, and was doing two jobs ago. I hate job hunting so much.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I think, maybe, I might just be ok. Y'know, having been educated outside of the US.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Yes. Those are certainly words.

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

There will be a short break in proceedings before the trophy presentation as the President of the USA requires a nappy change. #WorldCup2026

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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Poor bastard’s starving

Cookie Monster: For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie

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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This is right up there with Danny Dyer's "twat" outburst. British TV hall of fame moment.

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Tucker Jones @tuckerjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"

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