Reposted by Malört Sommelier🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Rest in peace. Beautiful words 2446534
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Stuck on "AI companies hide the AI's thoughts because other AI companies might read them" because it is indistinguishable from something a schizophrenic would shout at you 030
Reposted by Malört SommelierUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Block me 411112319
Reposted by Malört SommelierScorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history. 331815490
Reposted by Malört SommelierScorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history. 6136001124
Reposted by Malört SommelierScorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR 3:40 4Q This game has a 99.97% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 59-37 (59.70%) 1936776
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm of the theory this apocalyptic view is them finally realizing the logic of capitalism makes them expendable without attributing it to the proper source 020
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Need that braindead pitch challenge by Shaw photoshopped with Charlie Kirk's face in place of the ball 011
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"Zen Honeycutt" does not exist Not a human name, not a human 111
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I had forgotten just how touchy and petty the lib types are on here 030
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It's sourness from knowing there's a baseline level of corruption across both parties and that people are justified in being demoralized by it, especially coming from a side basing their politics on occupying a moral high ground when they clearly do not 020
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Wild amount of mad and petty eminating from him 000
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It's fair to be more upset if you feel betrayed even if the crime isn't worse but people were definitely stupid for investing any faith in Hunter to begin with. It's just so self-defeating to suggest you have to accept ever lowering standards while claiming a moral high ground 121
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Obviously OP screenshotted me because he couldn't quote me and he's definitely not defending Hunter Biden despite not letting a single dissenting post calling out this "you can't be mad a lib when conservatives are worse" point to tell you don't understand him 130
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Very annoyed by this line of thinking that presupposes liberals and their icons are manifestly more ethical than Trump or some other conservative shithead and then gets annoyed when you actually hold them to that standard because "Trump is worse" 141
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026So, what are everyone's plans for Kirkiversary? 210
Reposted by Malört Sommelierlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/09/2026i'm prepared to raise the alarm. this is now a certified Woke 2 Incident 482609314
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026*to the tune of the Flipadelphia chant in It's Always Sunny* Kirk, Kirk, Kirkiversary 010
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If nothing else, It'll be a useful screening tool 010
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Always important to remember that the Trump crew's evil is matched with equal parts of stupid 110
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026There's a good documentary on Jane Roe that basically makes the case that feminism was controlled by those seeking self-advancement who consciously neglected all other women leading to their own movement being undermined. Whoops 010
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I don't think the Moira types will ever come to terms that people like Steinem consciously subverted the left such that it would unable to fight off the inevitable reaction to their own movement. As late as 2016 she was sneering at female Bernie supporters as idiots doing it for male approval 110
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026While it would be too hopefully to believe this could lead to us not having to deal with her anymore, I fear she'll con some forever maskers into giving her cash to keep doing this. Smartest move she ever made was endearing herself to that group 000
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Lots of people are making this mistake over on the Other Site as wealthy-ish liberals oppose M4A on trans rights grounds (you'd let Republicans eliminate trans care) but it's really about them keeping a private system for themselves believing they can buy their way around legal restrictions 010
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Too often I see the left dismiss this sort of things as "stupid" when sometimes it's not. It's just flows from a different set of values. 110
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Not really incoherent when you realize Americans are a bunch of would-be barons of the land who are suspicious of centralized use of force that could be turned against them but are fine with it's turned against the people they consider threats 170
Reposted by Malört SommelierReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My man looks like when a bird gets caught in a traffic camera 1136837
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You can get hooked up to hang over the side and if you do it during a Blue Jays game with the roof open, they might put you on the videoboard 020
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I mean, he's right that it's un-American but that's what makes it good 0110
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Men, I think, are pretty bad at understanding what woman like in men so they just make assumptions that they're status-seeking like they are and end up baffled when that isn't true 010
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This is a weird framing because it doesn't address the whole idea of dating up or down is a male way of viewing relationships as projection of status. If you don't care about that, and I don't think as many women do, then the whole 6 vs 10 doesn't really even apply 110
Reposted by Malört SommelierJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Cooking with seed oils 41344
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Illinois Republicans depended on Jim Edgar guys running for office and now all of those guys are Democrats and there's just nothing left 010
Reposted by Malört SommelierGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Lmao Dark Mice 2843
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Trying to deduce your hates from this and coming up empty 100
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It's spending trillions to not even get back billions. Every hustle creature flooding the internet with content will just reduce the value in all of it. 030
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026To me, Taylor will always be the woman at Charlottesville doing Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler style shit and running to the cops when someone rightfully tried to stop her. She should have been hated and shunned long before this 040
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026She's such a bitter sore loser and it's so funny 021
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A pizza place I worked at years ago in college has been doing AI ads too and while the food isn't a vomit-generating horror it looks nothing like their actual product 000
Malört Sommelier @sippingmalorts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If there's one lesson Trump has taught us, if you're going to take a swing, absolutely do NOT apologize afterward because no one will respect you if you do 020
