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Alf Hog Imminent

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/09/2026
crypto, car dealerships and MLMs. ripe targets for political and policy reasons.
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/07/2026
quitting my job to focus exclusively on breeding raccoons in even more exciting shapes. super long. a catdog type
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
AI overview
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Now this is a story all about how My trip got flipped — turned upside down, And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, To tell you how I found a plinth of the king, ye mighty: despair!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Taking the family down to check out the Reflecting Pool
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ceej @ceej.online · 01/06/2026
I'm excited to announce that today we have filed to take Magic Beans, Inc. public. This is an important milestone for our team, our investors, and our customers. We expect to list in the coming weeks, hopefully before the general public discovers the Terrible True Cost of our beans.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️
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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Now do an app to spam Bluetooth pairing requests into their vision
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
There's three votes for anything on the supreme court. If trump said "I'm the god-king of arrakis" he'd get three votes and a lengthy opinion about the long history and tradition of english common law with regards to the spice melange
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Screenplay format

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EXT. DARK DESERT HIGHWAY
COOL WYNDON
My hair!
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Dentist: Have you been flossing? Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The Reluctant Bride, by Auguste Toulmouche, 1866
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/02/2026
ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph
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Olive klug @oliveklug.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Prove that you're human song
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I wake up at 6am i remove my phone from three layers of Faraday fabric, and check Signal messages using a dedicated burner laptop running Tails OS from a thumb drive I don’t use a mouse; the movement of the cursor could be used for biometric identification
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I’m an opinion columnist and I’m giving you opinions. What more do you want?? For the opinions to be good????
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
Two muscular people clasping hands meme. Hands are labeled "Don't call me daughter" Person on the left is labeled "Eddie Vedder" person on the right is labeled "Overprotective Pirate Fathers"
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
A tribute to one of my all time favorite panels of Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller soaring Sluggo in a hands-behind-head reclining position seemingly unsupported hovering in midair with some generalized Bushmiller landscape behind. The original text in his speech balloon has been replaced with ‘Maybe it will happen today’. If you post the original panel in response to mine you will probably get blocked.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/12/2025
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Mad Men 4K
"I feel bad for you" meme with a boom operator saying "We're having sweetgreen for lunch"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/11/2025
wearing slippers and pajamas to the airport is antifa now
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Fuckin rocking out
ScienceAlert headline: Tinnitus Is Somehow Linked to a Crucial Bodily Function
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia
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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
This year's list has strong "I still need to draft a 4th OF let's see who's still available oh god" vibes
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 It 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Sandwich man leaving court
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Sinnataggen (The Angry Boy), by Gustav Vigeland, 1928, 📸 by @alykhankr.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/10/2025
Belt Looks Weird On Child
Belt Looks Weird On Child
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Okomotive @okomotive.ch · 21/08/2025
Herdling is OUT NOW! We’re stoked to finally invite you on this journey 🐐🦬🐏⛰️ Get the game now on Steam, Epic Game Store, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X|S or Game Pass, links below! We’ll give away 5 Steam keys among everyone who reposts this 🎉🎉🎉
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/03/2025
They're the same picture.
A side-by-side comparison of two images. On the left, a historical black and white photograph shows emaciated concentration camp prisoners wearing striped uniforms, confined in wooden bunk beds, looking out from their cramped spaces. On the right, a modern color photograph shows a woman wearing a white shirt and a dark cap with an emblem, standing in front of a prison cell filled with tattooed, shirtless inmates wearing white pants and face masks. The prisoners behind the bars are tightly packed, looking towards the camera. The two images are juxtaposed, possibly to draw a visual or thematic comparison.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@aoc.bsky.social you should absolutely primary Schumer. I will volunteer to bake treats and make the coffee for your campaign even if it complicates my life severely but this guy is really doing a terrible job
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
when i was in high school i scored a 100 on the sat. it was the highest score ever seen. after hearing of this, rick pitino and papa john schnatter came to my school to ask me to start at point guard for louisville. i said no, i have to become a youtuber instead. they said "what's youtube?" exactly
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RotoWear @rotowear.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
FREE 👕 GIVEAWAY! ➕ FOLLOW 🔄 REPOST For a chance to win a free shirt from our Baseball collection! rotowear.com/collections/... ⏳ Winner announced 2/23
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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
We used to be able to build egg golems out of our abundant eggs, Trump took that away from us
Eggyolkyo from Ren and Stimpy
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
EGGS
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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I'm an innkeeper in a video game. We have three rooms, they're always vacant, and this is a sustainable business. Good day to you.
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