Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown 18537104
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made 11666188
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialbrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 24/02/2026[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow 133211556
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189735290
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialJohn Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine 3483322481
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialturtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one. 113318919
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialToss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing 2295267312862
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialSpiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage 1024456751
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialInspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026 64174476696
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 153128883254
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/08/2026when did all AI art start looking like that. it feels like we've entered into a new phase of this shit 2340440
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialDan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Her "I'm dying inside" faces in Bring It On when 1) she realizes the previous captain was stealing routines from the Black school and 2) she realizes the team got conned by Mr Spirit Fingers A++, award worthy 64427
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialDan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Kirsten Dunst hasn't gone without recognition, but I still think she's under-appreciated for her skill at playing characters who are truly, deeply, spiritually Done With This Shit, with "this shit" usually being "men". 22103459
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 23/07/2026…why does this hotel’s complimentary lumbar support pillow look like a sex toy made by a board game company? 791574259
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.social👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 23/07/2026Hi, vernacular architectural historian here! So what’s happened here is basically yeah that’s a gate to hell 603934832
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ 284142496
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialJames Wallis @jameswallis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Babe wake up, new industrial band five-album discography just dropped 612769636
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 22/06/2026"The level of effort is so low that we consider it spam" is a great rule to have against AI content 1069042333
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I do think I used to get more done when I didn't spend as much time fantasising about the deaths of my enemies. 1842847
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad 5480331945
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialNick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 07/06/2026He lives in a pineapple under the sea. 8295152383
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialDavid Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Hilarious and deeply insightful writing by @brianphillips.lol. 3042721644
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialjude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 25/05/2026actually i kinda *do* think using genAI should be such a social faux pas that the user is marked as a pariah and no longer feels welcome in the community. "AI is bad" is no longer an abstract (it never was), my city has been under a boil water advisory for a week because of AI data centers 884313594
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Americans think British people are wimps for complaining about the heat. But what you don't realise is that most British houses were actually built in Britain, a cursed island that hates us. 895040935
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialRobert Brookes 🌿 @sphynxian.bsky.social · 25/05/2026for the love of god and all that is holy don fucking hertzfeldt just uploaded HD Rejected The Internet has come full circle. youtu.be/UU_m_NYXCek?...youtu.beREJECTED by DON HERTZFELDTYouTube video by don hertzfeldt 5279127
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialHell-a Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I think tech tutorials should be text with screenshots 473247584
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts 923151812265
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialAdrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 20/05/2026New D&D playable species just dropped. 3356995
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/05/2026i don't think you should be able to edit your bluesky posts. i do think that you should be able to edit the posts of anyone else who has at least 100,000 followers. the rest of you have put up with our crap for long enough and honestly it's about time we were taken down a peg 291360143
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialMinovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026If I achieve the rank of admiral in One Piece, there will be signs. 111166299
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that. 12174181093
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 28/11/2025truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind 2254681668
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialFiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more. 151160674423
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Happy 80th Birthday to Tim Curry, a guy who treats every single part like it was the role he was born to play. 0656123
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way 96155133051
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Tapping the sign 167451902
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 02/04/2026two of the hardest things ever written are "face god and walk backwards into hell" and "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" one of them came from a tumblr shitpost and the other one came from a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals the internet truly is a magical place 203174720
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialMarko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 24/03/2026 138153323060
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialGretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 22/03/2026I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii... 11398123384
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.socialJorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026googoo dolls iris voice 4249091078
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.social👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/03/2026I am also shocked by the lack of coverage of this fire. It’s so far only affecting the Union Street buildings, but one of those has partially collapsed, from what I can tell backwards into the station. And it’s not yet contained. This is major and more than halfway down BBC’s homepage. 35844313
Reposted by @sikboy.bsky.social🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026This is probably ok 160107311635