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punkrockbeth

@punkrockbeth.bsky.social
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Prancing disaster. Socialist. Dog mom to Minnie Pearl and girlfriend to TheWrongSongs. Costume archivist. Lifelong Nashvillain. (She/her/uncle) 🎡🔥⚡️💎👽🪩🦅

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 2h
when it’s October
Homer Simpson in a devil costume looking up and holding the tail
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 12h
What’s a poster you had in your room growing up? I had these 2 and it honestly explains so much about me.
Mikhail Bokov in a torn fishnet shirt and tights, hitting an arabesque en attitudeTina Turner with a microphone and all The Legs
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FishFeast (Jon) @fishfeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only Le Creuset I can afford.
A small orange Dutch oven next to a hand for scale. The hand is bigger than the pot.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Genius idea, old sport! Let’s do Jared Leto first.
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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today, the world finally gets to see all of our hard work and love. The Life of Many Colors museum is OPEN!
Christian, Rebecca, Dolly, me, and Jill at what turned out to be Dolly’s final photoshoot.
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Extreme gratitude post: I have the best job and partner and family and friends and life that I could ask for. I’m truly happier than I deserve to be, and damnit that says a lot because Ima pretty solid character. As I sit here in my underpants eating leftovers, I am truly grateful for this life.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tonight I am addressing a sold-out showing of “9 to 5” at Nashville’s historic Belcourt Theater. I haven’t sold out the Belcourt in 15 years. I don’t even have to take my top off this time.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday share Share and black and white photo, if you’d like.
Me, in St. Louis #3, in my band leader drag. Tall shako hat with plume, white vintage majorette coat, witchy boots, bustled skirt, bad attitude, plopped on a tomb. Photo by Kaylin Idora.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is a Labubu that spies on you and your friends! HOW CHARMING.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I spent like 20 years without my dad. Having him back is so rad. I don’t know if I’ve said this recently, but I just needed to repeat it. 
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The Wrong Songs @thewrongsongs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can't joke your way around/out of the fact that C19 denialism and minimization, as well as the ableist ridicule of those with the courage and integrity to still take a deadly pandemic disease seriously, securely situates you somewhere along the "piece of shit" spectrum.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Name your fav practical effect ever.
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David Bowie's Jareth with Crystal Balls
Alt: David Bowie's Jareth with Crystal Balls
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The charming tourists of Nashville.
A group of men are walking down a city street. The man closest to the camera is wearing a shirt that says “ recreational gynecologist. I’m no doctor, but I’ll take a look” on the back.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bought the sweats the internet would not stop bothering me about and they are worth every nickel.
A lorge woman in leopard sweats and black plastic aviators with green lenses.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the vibe.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have a very important question. Should I take myself downtown for lemon ricotta pancakes?
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Out server at the Indian Buffet was quite enamored with my boots today. The man had style.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kind of bummed that I’m not gonna be having breakfast at the court of two sisters this morning. But honestly, my first time back to New Orleans since my heart diagnosis does not need to be for one of the largest parades in the last 30 years.
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Dan McDermott @danmcdermott73.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
KISS sucks. They always have. I have known musicians that I respect pretend that KISS is better than an agile cover band. They are not. The songs aren't technically impressive. Other, actually metallic bands are just better at playing. Gene Simmons is a C### KISS sucks.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I picked out new glasses frames this week. I tried on a pair of really cute Ray-Ban frames without noticing what brand they were. Once I did clock that they were Ray-Bans, I put them back because fuck them for ruining the Wayfarer by putting cameras in them. And fuck Meta, too.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have woken up with flank pain. I’m pretty sure it’s a kidney infection. So now I have to wait until the grocery opens at seven to buy a UTI test and then if it’s positive I get to go to the urgent care because I I’m supposed to go to New Orleans tonight. This is terribly inconvenient. 
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why is Home Depot selling life size replicas of my little sister?
An animatronic blue, flying monkey for sale at Home Depot’s Halloween section
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Therapy is awesome because you can spill the HOTTEST of Tea and they’re not allowed to tell nobody.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The dawn chorus is so sweet in April but by late September it’s just six drunk rooks arguing in a dead tree.
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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DAMN YOU, FORGHETTI-Os. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gay bisexual
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This looks like something, Mister Gorgeous would wear for a burlesque show.
Mr. gorgeous is wearing a red white and blue zipper front jumper and high heel boots
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I gave to you my leather but haven’t received your lace please respond
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just flipped off two old ladies I saw mocking me in the Cracker Barrel. They tried to pivot to an outfit compliment, but I saw them. Sorry, Dylan.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rain is a myth. I don’t recall ever seeing it myself. (Me, trying to taunt the sky.)
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When I move Home to the farm, you best believe I’m getting some of these cursive geese.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sure, his tummy looks like that and it is art. My tummy looks like that and I “need to lose some weight” and “put my shirt back on inside of the Cracker Barrel.”
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The part of Light of a Clear Blue Morning where it starts to *swing* will make me lose my composure every damn time. youtu.be/3BaVb8LTooU?...
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Dolly Parton 01 - Light Of A Clear Blue Morning
YouTube video by littlesparrow185
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Unnmmmmm coming soon to my yard, bitches! I am doing this.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I want lemon ricotta pancakes real bad.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I want a gold tooth so badly.
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Woman Licking Gold Tooth with Sunglasses
Alt: Woman Licking Gold Tooth with Sunglasses
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here we have a lady trying to feed a baby kitten. And here we have a guy trying to bludgeon the kitten to death with a brick. It is important that we get both people's thoughts on what should be done with the kitten.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was staunchly anti GTA until this very moment. Everything Stephen Root does is art.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If I had a large enough bit of real estate left, this would be tattooed on me.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Announcement: I have also decided to pull out of Ed Sheeran’s tour.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hahahaha Ed Sheeran’s band quit. HAHAHAHHAAHA!
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Emmy fact : They are not engraved when you receive them. The engraving is on a metal band that is affixed later. It has 2 tiny screws the size of fennel seeds. Attach the first one LOOSELY before setting the second screw, otherwise you will never get the little bastard in without cross-threading it.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
15mg buspar looks like xanax bars and I was temporarily so stoked lol.
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A malfunction in my HVAC has forced me to clean out The Spider Closet. There’s currently like 10 gallons of green water in the catch tray in there because the drain clogged. Gonna take this opportunity to merk some brown recluses.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I saw Macklemore open for Kesha once and it was really fun. I don’t know why everybody is so uptight about that dude.
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't appreciate being put in a position where I've got to hand it to Macklemore but I've got to hand it to Macklemore. I used to give him flacklemore but I've been taken abacklemore by his courage in the face of attacklemore and welcome him backlemore into the popular discourse. (and Ryan Lewis)
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