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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2h

All the best people are at least a little bit fucked up.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 6h

Come on man you don’t do sex you make sex

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 7h

ya he stole my heart but then he stole my aesthetic and that hurts more

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 6h

Oh hell no, you and everyone in that satanic clown circle of a fed govt. should sit your asses down and watch the grotesquerie you unleashed and on live camera yourselves

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

We wondered about that 25 years ago as we watched a fair number of day-trippers roll in. After the last bus out in the evening it was like heaven. Hope they don’t ruin it to make a buck!

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 8h

My bark is much worse than my bite, but mostly because I have no teeth

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

Yes! We spent some time at Emerald Lake a while back — the lodge there was divine. Went back with kids years later and it all was just as lovely as we remembered, feeling more remote and pristine than the US Natl Park

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

What the hell free popcorn?!?

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 8h

Not until Dec 3 I’ve heard

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 8h

I’m getting weepy thinking about the moment when Walter Payton meets Ditka in heaven and gives him a bear hug and whispers why the fuck did you let Fridge score a TD in the Super Bowl and not me

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 8h

I’m sahrry my friendt but Ditka is not dead he is very much still kickin’ ass inside yer heart and possibly ballsss

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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 9h

“do ya feel lucky, punk? well, do ya?” (aims bidet at butt)

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 8h

Sex so good you can’t wait to brag to your wife about it

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 8h

Today’s televised execution is brought to you by the Christian church: “Come join us in our sanctuary of life!”

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 11h

Teamwork makes these jeans work Her: Nope not happening

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 11h

Awfully generous on that first part, we go pretty much anywhere

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12h

Me, anytime I should be doing something: let's look at the phone 😃 Me, when I have to wait for twenty minutes: Ugh, guess I'll just look at my phone 🙄

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 11h

Me, laughing at this joke: I’m looking at the phone

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 12h

Don’t get excited Cleveland fans Pope Bob just has Saturday evening free and wanted ta watch a little baseball

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 18h

it's not that i don't want to it's just that i am not willing to accept what the implications might be of my wanting to and also i don't want to

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 21h

Absolutely but I recall more avocado green on the handle

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 22h

I finally found something I can do after years of laughing off the doc’s suggestion to lower my stress *turns off playoff baseball*

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My motivation? Spite and proving people wrong mostly.

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🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hey, I remember you, you're the asshole who threatened me with a good time. Don't you walk away from me!!!

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 23h

Looks (and no doubt sounds) delish!

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*blows whistle and points* Enemy! Enemy!

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Wellness check on Chucky please

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Not the first time someone in Tijuana said just the tip

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Isn’t that one of the Cats in the Broadway musical?

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

And she did a killer duet with Pom Tetty!

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Oh she was in Meetwood Flac!

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

MLB’s latest proposal lets playoff team with best record call right field an automatic out

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Dudes who have no trouble steering clear of the 3-card monte guys on the subway looking at this asswipe and thinking, “Hmmmm tell me more” while reaching for their credit card.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’d totally reactivate Disney plus for this

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The only way to combat this strategic stupidity is for the press simply to start laughing, pointing, and saying “what a stupid thing to say. Do you really think we’re all that dumb?” Sell it, and these tiny dicks will shrivel up like they’re back in gym class getting picked last for dodgeball

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Put it in Reverse Cowgirl, to try and get us out of this mess

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I used to take my kids to a Lego store, usher them past the $399 Death Stars or whatever, and head straight for the pick-your-own-bricks buckets. The first set that contained instructions is when they became an adult activity.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Take it out back and shoot it imo

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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

sassyphus: (about to roll the boulder again) "well ok then bitch here we go again."

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*mouthful of LSD I have hope for the future.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hope your lady was able to wash off all the sugar before it got too sticky

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

In Minnesota they say Duck Duck suck duck

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