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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
really hope there are some InfoWars superfans who just kept watching once The Onion took over and are like "It's different but they're still making some points, man"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When my Civ VI game gets really interesting
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
*taps earpiece*
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Brazil’s Bolsonaro taken to hospital for shoulder surgery
Former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro has been readmitted to a hospital in the capital Brasília to undergo shoulder surgery, news portal G1 reported on Friday. The 71-year-old former leader, who i...
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This counts as another Eagles win over the Patriots fyi
Dawn Staley wearing an extremely good white, grey, and green Eagles jacket on the sideline
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Geno peeling out of the parking lot like
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a house is flying through the air with balloons
Alt: a house is flying through the air with balloons
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/03/2026
unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will be entering the lexicon
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@veronicalohara it's all corrupt girl
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/03/2026
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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Michelle Bruton @michellebruton.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
when your lead singer drops an f-bomb on national television
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
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Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
SHOCKING Protein Slammin' Strawberry says "it isn't [their] dream [to be toasted and eaten] yet," runs away from giant toaster.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, fled through the desert while the gunslinger followed.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
Rockets owners expand talks to buy, move Sun
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Igor Mello @superigor.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Could you imagine playing in the World Cup and your team is designated to the Stillwater, Oklahoma, Holiday Inn as opposed to a resort in Cancun?
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tempest keep truther @mothy.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
good Reddit
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Junkfood Arcades @junkfoodarcades.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Excited for @DreamHack this upcoming weekend? Make sure to stop by our booth to pick up this exclusive Dreamhack Atlanta Snackbox MICRO! Unable to attend? We'll be giving one away for free from now until 11/3! Just like and repost this post to enter.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/09/2025
The perfect graphic doesn’t ex-
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
edited photo of a bear with a glamour shots background
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 09/09/2025
Happy 8 Year Anniversary of 3rd and 93.
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Sam @shogan.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
College kickers have gotten too good
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Go birds
Brian Dawkins crawling through smoke
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Shane Beamer beating Virginia Tech on special teams… the highly specific narrative gods are cooking
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/08/2025
Teared up at the sight of a very old man wearing a very silly hat. And just like that, I don't care about Saturday morning CFB pregame shows any more. Ah well I guess
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
The Bowling Green State football lockerroom cat is my favorite 2025 college football season character. Look at this cat
Orange.fluffy cat next to a W
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
rise and shine!!!
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 23/08/2025
College football is a sport that starts with "Week 0" which begins in Ireland and ends on the other side of the world in Hawaii.
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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
a green square that says "fast food meals. new phenomenon burger taste. $19.90. order via seamless" and in the corner is a non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger. a very normal 5-star review that says "I would be lost without restaurant. I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product." - Nina Margaret, CEO apple. another normal review that says "without food, we would have gone bankrupt by now. thanks food! the service was excellent." John Doe, manager.an AI image of a pastrami sandwich. not to overuse the word non-euclidean but what else can I say to describe these layers of meat? this one also has some kind of yellow sauce leaking out of the bottom, and another yellow sauce being sensuously drizzled on top. in the lower right corner are baffling tubes that sort of look like if roasted carrots fucked a soft pretzel.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 23/08/2025
GET UP ITS GAMEDAY
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
BREAKING: Silksong will be out on September 4. Two weeks from today. Really. Often, games that take 7+ years to make are plagued by mismanagement and painful burnout. But for Silksong? Team Cherry was having a blast. They still are. This is their story: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
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Why ‘Silksong’ Took Seven Years to Make
The highly anticipated indie game has been in production for so long that it’s become an internet meme
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Hollow Knight: Silksong OUT SEPT 4
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Here we go. Silksong will have a "special announcement" on Thursday at 10:30am ET. AND coming from me on Thursday, the story behind why Silksong took seven years to make... Stay tuned! www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XGe...
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Hollow Knight: Silksong - Special Announcement
YouTube video by Team Cherry
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BOO!👻 LAO GATE! @cheflubu.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
me & the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the sword & the stone, and using a toyota and some chains to pull it from the stone resulted in the Toyota becoming the new king of england
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/08/2025
earnestness is punk rock. libraries are punk rock. cleaning up litter is punk rock. everything is punk rock except making loud fast music that annoys your neighbors
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
John mulaney saying, “When a horse is loose in a hospital you gotta stay updated. The updates, they're not always bad, sometimes they're just odd.”
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sPoOkY sCrUbQuOtEs 🎃 @scrubquotes.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
[ Win a not-sold-anywhere SCRUBQUOTES ARMY patch! Follow and share/RT during EVO 2025 day 1 to win! (DMs OPEN PLEASE!) Or, give up and pay to win by contributing to the charity drive below while supplies last! ]
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Sam Wilson @samwilson.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system
A twitter post explaining how you can “save PNGs to birds” by converting a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram then playing it to a starling who sung it back, reproducing the PNG.
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Ozzy Osbourne: Welcome to Hell (affectionate) Hulk Hogan: Welcome to Hell (derogatory)
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
"online extremism" monitors when the entire Philadelphia region starts posting "Year of Jihaad" memes
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
by my estimate: today is the day. it has now been one Duke Nukem Forever dev cycle since the release of Duke Nukem Forever.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 27/06/2025
Don't do any of this.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 Steam codes for Little Nightmares 3 (including free copy of LN1 Enhanced Edition) courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends July 1, 6 PM PT. Little Nightmares 3 w/ LN1 Enhanced is $33.99 on Gamesplanet buff.ly/9a4pcV3
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
have been confused for days about insane cats invading our yard and destroying the plants for no reason only to find out I have accidentally planted fucking catnip all over the place, I am this neighborhoods feline drug lord, ive devasted their society
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 12/06/2025
When Los Angeles actually *was* burning down six months ago, these people didn't give a damn about us. Now they're spreading fake AI videos showing LA burning
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 11/06/2025
The suit includes the legal definition of Shrek
Shrek's namesake character is a large, bald, dull-green ogre with a broad,
round face, brown eyes, and highly distinctive trumpet-shaped ears. Shrek typically wears crude clothing consisting of a canvas-like shirt, a leather vest, and brown leggings.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Only one logical conclusion we can reach from this data: Bigfoot simply loves chilling with bears. They’re hanging out, drinking some beers, and listening to their favorite classic rock albums.
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